Facefarting Novels & Stories

Use me as you see fit. A drawn wink face at the end and hearts. I burst out laughing as my heart races.

I was about to talk when he walked past near me, he walked like he doesn't know me at all, he walked like he just bumped a stranger I grabbed his arms to stop him, but he just slapped my hands in return. He walked straight, not even giving me a glance It hurts, I'm hurt, I can feel a hot liquid that is about to fall from my eyes, I hurriedly run inside the comfort room and washed my face I stared at the mirror while wiping my face with a tissue. "Is this karma? So karma works in seconds" I faked my laugh After I pee I went out and walked back to the cinema when I saw Oab talking with Jeed and..and Off

I let out a high-pitched laugh making Brigor slightly irritated. "Tss... Stupid," He said and starts eating his food while I still can't get over. He slips a food inside my mouth to cease me from cackling, but he didn't succeed cause I spilt the food he inserts inside my mouth. "You look like a mentally ill person," I stopped laughing from what he said and brought back my not that usual poker face. My face doesn't lack emotions cause my habit is to smile, unlike Brigor who's usually in his deadpan expression.

Spontaneously I looked away and swallowed hard because I just got caught! "W-what?" I answered Arta's question nervously. Arta lifted his head from above my thighs, he straightened his body then looked at me with a reliable face, "Are you satisfied with my face?" he asked still expressionless. The unfortunate thing about Arta is that he has a handsome face but minimal expression. He rarely expresses excessively when responding to speech or talking to people.

Somehow, my sour mood has transformed itself into a happy mood when I learnt Dad had payed the money they wanted from him. "Hey!" "What?" "I said stop." "But I wasn't humming." I defend innocently, biting back a smirk, while he just groans, mutter curses under his breath and turns to face ahead of him. And then, I let out a mind blowing fart, fake it behind a cough, pausing to yawn and then conclude feign coughing. Slowly he turns to me, with his frown cloud with unbelief and irritation. "Are you crazy?" He raises an eyebrow at me, unimpressed.

Insert sarcasm. I looked at Eula and plastered an evil grin on my face. She widened her eyes at me, looking stressed as ever. "I said, my name is Florence Mil," I said and flashed an innocent smile. "Oh, your office looks dull, by the way. It's plain and boring, the cabinets are not even well organized, and the colors... tsk, tsk, tsk... whoever designed this office has a bad taste." I shook my head and pretend to be disgusted.

He was just standing in front of me, the sincerity was in his eyes. Minutes have passed and we were still staring at each other. He was surprised when I suddenly burst into laughter. “W-Why are you laughing? W-What’s funny?” he asked innocently. “Your face! Hahaha! Your face is hilarious! Hahaha!” “M-My face?” he touched his face as if trying to find something. “W-What’s wrong with it?” I continue laughing. “Being so serious doesn’t suit you! Hahaha!” His brows furrowed. “What? What do you—Are you saying that I look like a fool?!”

I studied him carefully, I noticed the movement between his upper and lower shin, his dimple became pronounced and he looked more handsome. Suddenly, he packed everything back into his wardrobe. "Stubborn cat, under the condition that I feel happy today because of your kiss, I want to be passionate with you. All this while, I only let you feel it but today you will see how the actions take place and you will feel it. I hope this will strengthen our bond, I really do like you, girl." Since I have made up my mind to pretend till I get out I have to deal with it till the end. I faked a smile and I saw Jack acting like an infant. He was smiling and this time it was from his heart.

The best part about her close friend Marvina was, she will always do her best to make her laugh even if she had to lower her image to act stupid. "Well, you should be honoured because I showed this hideous face to you. My boyfriend will get a heart attack if he sees me making that face." Said Marvina while muffling her laughter. "Make that face again, I want to take a video of it and show it to your boyfriend," Jennet said while laughing. "Hey!" Marvina growled at her and smiled. "Let's just finish eating all this and head home." She changed the topic. Jennet snickered at her friend. "Make that hideous-looking face again." She pleaded to her.

Maya suddenly spoke, her grin disappearing instantly as she looked at Jay with slightly narrowed eyes and then a sly smile grew on her face. "Jay?" She said and he blinked confusedly. "Yes?" "Did you just fart now?" She asked and he stared at her, perplexed at her words. "Wha-" she bursted out laughing loudly rolling on his couch again. "Hey! I didn't fart!" He yelled as she laughed her head off clutching her sides. "Stop laughing, Maya! Hey stop it!" He yelled, blushing bright red as he tried to stop the girl. "Oh my... Oh my... Phew." Maya sat up breathing heavily, Jay watched her as she lifted her head, her cheeks swelled and she bursted into another fit of laughter. Jay felt embarrassed.