Filipino Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

We are just the sipping coffee at the same time while staring at the view. The sun is about to set, so it's beautiful here. The wind is also cold. No one wants to talk. But there is no awkwardness between us. He suddenly clear his throat first. "So, uhm. Where are you from?" I turned to sir at his question. "I'm from the Philippines, sir," I said proudly, making him nod. "I heard that country is beautiful," "Indeed, sir," I said with a smile. There are so many things I want to ask sir, but of course I'm shy.

he hooked my chin with his finger and lifted it up. "Anything else?" I bite my bottom lip, looking at him. "Okay," he nodded. "Are you going to stare at me forever?" I tried to push my body away, but he held me in place. My heart thundered. He was staring at me intensely. Like he could see through me and into my soul. I swallowed hard and tried to move again. Filip let me and took a step back and smiled at me. "Filip," I cleared my throat. “Ruby," he whispered, "Will you let me be the man you deserve? I will do anything you want just, say yes. Please,” he looked at me sincerely, “Will you go out on a date with me?”

This is why the population in the Philippines keeps growing—because of smooth talkers like him. “Oh please, stop it mister. It’s noon and it’s scorching hot!” I pretended to resist, but if he insisted, I’d give in anyway. “You’re feeling hot, hon? Come here, let me undress you. Let’s shower together.” His words tickled me. My imagination went wild—we were already naked. “Tse! You still have a lot of work to finish. I’ll just chat with baby Gelo. I think he’s the one I’m craving right now.” Jasper pouted again.

I dialed my best friend's number. ["Miss mo ako?"] Sabi ko na tamang desisyon na tawagan ko siya. Tingnan mo, ngayon palang napapatawa na ako ng jokes niya, Tsk. "Miss ko lang yung libre mo. Busy ka?" ["Nasa kampo ako, bakit may problema ba?"] "Ah wala naman, tinatanong ko lang nangangamusta ganun." ["Hindi ako busy. Pupuntahan kita."]

sagot niya agad. Hearing those words made Euphie grin viciously. She looked up to the guy and said, “I really don't get it. Why do Filipinos have to apologize for something that we didn't really do? Called Ignorant, Pathetic and Reckless by people like you for some small damn reason, when the only thing we do was to welcome and treat you foreigners right better than we supposed to deserve.”

She tried it once, at Gigi’s insistence, but it just irritated her. If foreigners can’t sing, some extremely rude people chat with her. She gets annoyed reading messages that mention months, days, and stars. On the first day of the chat, someone even said “I love you.” She didn’t last there, so she uninstalled it. The guys she meets aren’t credible, and there are scammers too. She’s had enough! She still prefers someone Filipino. They can have mixed blood but should still be part Filipino. Heart glanced at her watch. She quickly stood up when she saw it was 7:30 in the morning. She needed to go to work.

"Why here at the Hacienda Honey, Lejandro said sweetly. "We could go to Hotel Filipina or any hotel you like. "Hotel Filipina? I think I've heard that name somewhere, i don't know where I heard it. "Is Hotel Filipina nice? "Hmm..." Lejandro thought for a moment about the place he mentioned he couldn't figure out why he said Hotel Filipina. Why did I even mention Hotel Filipina, he wondered, have I been there before,he thought to himself.

“Are you not informed that the Philippines is also a democratic country? It means that I am free to speak my mind.” “Freedom has limitations,” I said. “So?” “See yourself if you are not stepping out of line.” “Oh, mommy? Are you hurt? Do you want me to say sorry now? How does daddy tame you when you're upset? Is he letting you touch his body?” My hands are shaking due to anger and fright. “I think you are wrong when you told me that I should not trust Filipinos. I forgot that every country has securities, such as buildings like this. And there's customers’ service that will be glad to help, I'm sure. Try to annoy me and I'm going to call them.”

I caress my already big bump. "Here, sir, feel free to choose; by the way, we have a free taste. Did you want to?" Venus questions the man. I'm still at my back to them, not wanting to turn. "Yeah, sure." "Sarap, baka mapadami ako nito," the man whispered, and I heard it. I turned completely pale as he spoke in Tagalog. "Oh, Pinoy po kayo, sir?" Venus asks. "Ahuh, yes? How about you? You don't look like a Filipino, o baka may lahi ka?"

Naguguluhang tumitig ako sa mukha ni Rica habang sapo ang dibdib. Fudge, kanina pa yata ako tinatanong ng host pero dahil lumipad na sa Neptune ang utak ko wala akong maisagot. Hindi ko nga alam kung anong tanong sa ‘kin. “The pick up lines,” bulong ni Wayne sa ‘kin nang marahil mabasa ang kalituhan sa utak ko. “Yes. S-sorry,” I racked my brains for something kahit ang totoo ubos na ang creative juices ko. Why the hell am I going to throw some pick-up lines?