Filipino Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

Vivi Joo took the initiative to greet a man and said she had met him somewhere before! She even repeated the same sentence twice! This was simply every man’s dream! Moreover, this opening remark sounded familiar. Following that, under everyone’s astonished gaze, Philip glanced at Vivi indifferently. He said disdainfully, “I say, Miss Joo, do we really know each other? Your pickup line is too old-fashioned. Can you try something more creative next time?” Philip's joke undoubtedly detonated the whole hall's discussion! Too c*cky for words! How could he say such things? She was Vivi Joo, a huge investor and a superstar!

The man replied and the grin on his lips widened. I raised an eyebrow at him and smiled at him foolishly. "Talaga? Parang hindi naman iyon ang narinig ko, parang ang sabi mo ata ay ang sarap kong k******n." I said and his eyes widened in shock. He was looking at me in disbelief. (Trans: "Really? That's not what I heard. If my memory serves me right, you said you wanted to fuck me.") "Y-You can you speak Filipino?" He asked and I just nodded in response, his eyes got even wider when he realized that I indeed can speak Filipino.

He followed the smell and it led him to a Filipino eatery. Laughter welcomed him inside. “Are you sure you’re not tired?” one of the male customers asked the lady manning the cash register. “And why is that?” she asked. “Because you’d been running in my head all night,” the male customer said. “Alright. That’s enough pick-up lines for the day for you. Go back to work. “Hello,” the lady cashier greeted Billie. “Good afternoon. May I get one stick of banana cue and if that spaghetti is ready, I’d also want one order,” Billie said.

“Oh, I’m sorry, are you trying to make me fall for you? Is that what this is?” I burst out laughing and rolled my eyes. “If it’s really not obvious then I’mgoing6 to have to bring back the pick-up lines.” “You like those lines, huh? Do they work for you a lot?” she asked, taking a sip of her wine as the waitress set it on the table. I nodded in answer. “Usually they never fail. You’re really denting my ego here, cupcake. Maybe you should cut me a little slack.” “Hmm, I don’t think so. Where would be the fun in that? You know you love me rejecting you.” She narrowed her eyes at me playfully as she leant back in her chair and studied her menu.

I will just have a little time to have vacation in the jail and I am already here to experience everything. Uptown girl She's my uptown girl You know I'm in love With an uptown girl My uptown girl I pass by through a couple having holding The cops blow their whistle on me again… There’s no forever! I shouted and I know they wouldn’t understand since I speak in Filipino. They are just going to understand the Forever haha! You know I'm in love With an uptown girl My uptown girl And I was still about to escape from the cop but I stopped because of the kid a while ago.

Tanong nya sa akin "Hindi" simpleng sagot ka "Inuulit ko Paris, kakain ka o hindi?" Tanong nya ulit pero this time mas mariin "Hindi nga ang kulit" sagot ko "Isa, kakain o hindi?" Tanong nya ulit ng mas seryoso kaya natakot ako bigla "Kakain" tanging nasagot ko ng mahina Sumilay ang ngiti sa labi nya, "Good. Wait for me, bibilhan lang kita" sabi nya at tumayo para pumunta sa cafeteria

She said while smiling. It seems like the man got into his senses. And again, he suddenly furrowed his eyebrows. But she kept flashing her beautiful smile in front of this handsome man while blinking her eyes hoping that he would find it cute. When the man chose to turn his back from her she immediately moved in front of him to block his way. "Do you know what is the nearest mall here?" She asked. Again the man’s eyebrows furrowed. "Do I look like an information officer?" He said. His tone of voice was so grumpy. But she was a little bit surprised because he said that in the Filipino Language.

I was like a mother to what I said I felt him nod "Do you want to break something?" he asked, making me smile I faced him and wrapped my hand around his neck and looked into his eyes with a smile "I want a moon cake when you get home" I said and smiled sweetly "You'll get what you want" He said and planted a kiss on my lips I closed my eyes and kissed him back The truth is that the mooncake stock is running out in the Philippines, I just heard about it on the news yesterday so I know he won't be able to buy anything when he goes home

“How have you been? Kenz misses you like crazy. She keeps suggesting that we go visit you instead if you can’t come over to visit her.” “You don’t have to come over love.” His husky voice made me fall in love all over again. He can get me to do anything with that voice. “I’ll be coming to the Philippines today the minute I’m done with the work here. I would love to wrap you in my arms.”

" you can still watch it soon baby, right now Tay, Krist and I should gather all information and strategies that Mr. grey has so that we could use it with you guys" " what the hell" I returned to my senses when my phone suddenly vibrated Off is calling.. what should I do?.. should I answer it? But... " Hello?" (Marupok ka Gun * here in the Philippines we call a person MARUPOK, when the person is easy to tease with or in other terms WEAK.. here Gun, is marupok because instead of not answering the call he immediately swiped and answered it without even thinking 🤔🤔😒😒)