Pinoy Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

At nababaliw na nga siguro ako. Dahil kahit sa panaginip ko, dinadalaw pa rin nya'ko at saka binuhat pa raw ako ng gago while murmuring sweet words in my ears. Something like 'I love you'.. At kahit panaginip lang ito, I couldn't help a giggle to escape from me. Giggling like a crazy teen getting an 'I love you' from her long time crush. ~~~~~~~~~~~ JOHN ENRIQUEZ'S POV

Her lips were big; fake but that didn't matter because I didn't care if it was fake or real but whatever it may be, I'm having those wrapped around me tonight. Fuck! I cursed again as I almost came to that wild thought. When I finally got close to her, she was smiling at me. "You are a goddess" I started, hitting it off with my pickup line that worked like magic at all times. Only lame guys start with shit like, *what’s your name, beautiful?* "Is that what you tell those girls that make them remove their panties?" She asked. From there I knew it wouldn't be easy trying to….. "Because it just worked on me" She finished her sentence and I smiled, knowing I'd hit the jackpot again.

Oh, pag-ibig, Fortune Cookie Pag nabuksan 'di mo na mapipigilan 'to Hey hey hey, sunod na pangyayari Walang ibang makapagsasabi Lumuluha, Fortune Cookie Wag naman na 'di na gustohing umibig pa Hey hey hey, hey hey hey Madami pang pag-ibig darating sa iyong buhay Ang kalungkutan ay dapat 'di na kalimutan Bukas may magbibigay din ng kaligayahan sa iyo"

“Okay smile!” “Wait pangit ako!” “Natural lang ’yan.” “Ahmad gago ka!” Click. Nagtawanan agad pagkatapos na para bang wala nang ending 'yung ingay namin. Pagkasakay sa service, dire-diretso kami papuntang Cloud 9 at habang umaakyat 'yung sasakyan sa matataas na daan ng Antipolo, tanaw ko 'yung unti-unting paggising ng siyudad.

he smiled, “I have missed you. Surprised to hear me say that right?” Indeed I was surprised, but I’m not letting him know that, “why would I be surprised? It’s the normal pick up line for guys like you.” “Guys like me, you use that a lot and there are no guys like me. Maybe when you stop comparing me to other guys, you will come to know how cool I can be.” “I don’t want to know how cool you can be, in fact, I don’t even want to know you at all.” “But that’s not possible, pigeon, in case you have forgotten, I am your genie and I am meant to be wherever you are. It’s the natural law for genies,” he winked.

sabi ko "Hindi pwede baka may maka labas dito Hindi na ako nakipagtalo dahil wala siyang kwenta kausap Napatingin ako puno mukha namang wala inilabas ko na ang patalim na hawak ko pero may nakita akong isang anino sa likod ng isang puno pupuntahan ko na sana ng biglang hindi ako makagalaw.... isang salamangka at alam kk taga dark society lang ang may alam nito " "Hindi mo talaga alam na kung sino ka? Kung ako sayo ay sisimulan ko na dahil ikaw rin ang kawawa sa huli" saad nito napakalamig ng boses niya!!

I was hoping to contact my friends and inform my seatmate about my absence. "Oh? May signal pala rito." "Give me your phone." Pinanood ko siyang ilagay ang password. Pagkabalik sa akin ay sunod-sunod na ang pagtunog ng aking cellphone. Galing iyon sa group chat namin sa I*******m. sanaEl: Sana everyone nasa Pangasinan. Lyndseyolangako: (2) ivryporschahinditri: (3) devivimo:

If he's smart, he'd back off. Dylan thought "someone" was a guy. Hopefully, he'd think so as well. And I'm back to thinking about him. Ugh. It's the weird pizza guy's fault. I cringe my nose and frown, tapping my feet impatiently. "If you were here with me, I'd never leave your side. Not for a second." Gross. That's hand's down the worse pickup line I've gotten in a while. Seriously? "Thank you." I mumble, biting my bottom lips in annoyance. Fuck, when will this pizza get off the fricking oven?

Aiden and Lucas gagged beside me as I glared at them. "Is your name g****e?" I asked her with a stupid smile. She is making me talk about stupid things that I thought I never talk in life. She is making me do this for her. All those cheesy lines and romantic kinds of stuff, things that I do for love. "Is this another kind of cheesy pick up line?" I can imagine a small smile with one eyebrow quirked on her face. "Finish it!" She said and I said, "Because you have everything I've been searching for." I whispered. I could hear a sharp intake of her breath as she groaned out.

Kate asked, referring to the Heart icon on the main screen. “Oh, that’s the Pick-up Lines feature, a special for users in your country.” “Pick-up lines, huh?” Kate said to herself and pressed the button. In the Philippines, pick-up lines had evolved from creepy or lame one-liners to witty two-line jokes, still cheesy but at least mildly amusing. The formula was typically: | Are you a [object]? … Because [punchline]. | Or in question-and-answer form: | Are you a [object]? No. Why?