Filipino Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

Mahina subalit may diin sa bawat katagang binanggit ko. Mas lalo pang nangunot ang kanyang noo matapos niyang maproseso sa kanyang utak ang lahat ng aking sinabi.Subalit maya-maya lang ay pagak na itong tumawa. "This is an Italian restaurant! So, ano ang ini-expect mo? Maghain sila ng Filipino dish at Delight Yoghurt drink?" Sarkastiko niyang saad na pawang pang-iinsulto ang naging dating saakin.

Yes I really want to go in philippines pero bigla akong nanghina dahil biglang pumasok sa isip ko si sherwin. "Gusto kong umuwi ka muna ng pilipinas pumunta ka sa bahay ng pinsan mo si ate mo scarlet alam mo miss na miss ka na rin non." napatulala ako sa kanya at hindi alam kung anong sasabihin. Dati gustong gusto kong makapunta sa pilipinas aamin kong naginhawaan ako sa kanyang sinabi dahil narin sa pag banggit niya sa pangalan ni ate scarlet pero bigla ko rin siyang naisip.

I said. "Sir, I don't understand ahm... speak English." He replied, D*mn it! nalimutan ko wala pala ako sa pinas, P*nyet*ng! (I forgot I'm not in the Philippines, mother f*cker!)

Nagdududa na ako sa lalaking 'to. phantompurse I mean I can't wait to see how beautiful the Philippines is! [Sent to phantompurse] Okay. I will pretend that I didn't read that. phantompurse Hahahaha. Sorry. But really, I can't wait to see you too. I smiled. I was curious about him too, so it's probably okay to meet him.

Whether in Tagalog or English, he can keep up. "How about your gorgeous secretary, Mr. Vladimir Williams? Do you have any suggestions in our topic?" asked an old man staring at Maria. "Ah—much better if we will have more testing clinics and free check-up in isolated places in the Philippines. The more we have testing clinics for blood donors, the more we can provide enough donations for the patience. It's especially difficult line up at the blood bank if the patient doesn't have enough money," Maria replied, which is why the men were silent.

Tanong ko at tinignan ang kamay niya "Wala akong time sa pick up lines" "Hindi naman ako nagpipick up lines! Tinatanong ko lang dahil maugat kamay mo" I said almost a whisper Ngumisi naman siya bago nagsalita "Hindi lang yan ang maugat" he said and smirked I bit my tongue to hide my grin. Kahit naman nakakainis at nakakadiri ang sinabi niya, may part talaga saakin na natatawa.

Baka mal-late? Nagulat ako nang biglang nag-vibrate ang phone na hawak ko. Nagreply pala si Kat, "Baka ma-late or hindi ako makapasok." Ayon lang ang naging sagot niya. Nagreply naman ako agad ng 'bakit', ngunit hindi na siya muling nagreply pa kaya hinintay ko na lang ang reply ni Alex. Sakto biglang pumasok ang Filipino Professor namin kaya agad ko nang ibinalik sa bag ang phone ko at umupo ng maayos. Agad naman kaming nagsitayuan upang bumati.

Wiping my forehead with a clean handkerchief I stared ahead, "Ma'am, where are you going?" A cab driver scratched his head shyly as he enthusiastically waves his hand from the window. "Where do you wish to go, ma'am?" "Can you take me to Toryente po, please?" The man's eyes visibly twinkled. Before I could reach him, the driver already has his door opened as he kindly beckoned, "Sure, come, I will take you there! Welcome to the Philippines, miss beautiful!" I just smiled at him while tucking the piece of soft cloth into my pocket before turning my gaze towards the tall buildings that looked like they would reach the sky.

Because it's expensive, we can't afford it every day. I filled my plate with food while still looking around. I really want to see Mr. Shein to find out what he looks like. "Manang (A Filipino word to call an old woman), is she here?" My heart suddenly pounded when I heard that voice. I don't know who it is, but I'm sure it's a man. Maybe Mr. Shein? Is that him? I can't wait to see him. I quickly finish my food. I panicked when I heard his footsteps coming my way. I almost choked. That's why I drank water in my glass.

" This is the most beautiful sky I've ever seen. I said while starring the blooming sky beneath us. "Cut the moment. We'll eat." He said while opening the basket, I started helping him. "Wow. Are you fan of Filipinoes?" I said while seeing him, He smiled while nodding. "Me too!" I said and he just smiled. The Awkward silence appear between us. "Then let's have a trip in Philippines soon." My eyes widened as he said that. I shake his body while saying 'Really?' "When? When?" I said while, Smiling to him. He just smirk.