Malupitang Pick Up Lines Novels & Stories

"Ikaw ang patuturuin ko. Best teacher ka, hindi ba? Rosalind!" Palihim naman akong ngumiti nang matamis. His cheesy pickup lines have always got me. Even his obvious motives made me slowly like him.

“You gonna try to stop us, kitty?” “Sure will,” I parrot back in my sweetest voice, making sure there’s an edge of challenge beneath it. We glance at each other. Malix has that stupidly charming grin on his face, as always, and against my better judgment, I grin back. “I’m pretty sure you just told me to fuck off in kitty speak,” he says, tossing the soap between his hands twice before he chucks it at the shore. We watch it bounce across the rocks and then come to rest.

“Fuck, are you a lady at all?” “What? You want me to blush?” She asked sarcastically “Of course any lady will be falling at their feet just to hear me say that to them” “Then go to any lay cause I'm not them” She glared pushing my head, “Your hand is even strong” I grumbled “Learn new words, your pick-up lines are retarded” She said savagely “Aish……” I groaned and tried to stand up but she'd pushed my head back, “Learn new lines, these ones are not making me blush anymore”

“Bug in my ear? Ew. No, it’s not a bug in my ear. It’s a questionable mate in my bed. So, tell me again and this time make me believe we’re actually mates and not your plan to screw over my pack for some hidden agenda.” “Babes, you had me at, ‘hey, stud want to play hide the pickle with me?’ Your sweet innocent smile and that smutty invitation had me ready, willing, and able. Gods, even now I think of the word pickle, and I just want to dive into you until we’re too exhausted to move.” “So you like me because I’m a slut.”

Because the girl does not want to cause trouble, Mia just shakes her head and quickly denies it: “No… I like it. Thank you" "You are lying" Mia, surprised, looks up at Malcolm. With their eyes fixed on each other, the girl hurriedly avoids the man's gaze. Mia asks back in a silvery voice: “Why do you think that…?” Malcolm smiles seductively, he replies: “Your lovely face tells me that” – The man gently shakes the cup he is holding – “Perhaps you don't really like this drink?” “No, it's not like that… I like it!”

Napabalik ang tingin niya sa akin at napakagat pa lalo ng labi. "Ang sarap, baby AAAAHHHH!" Sabi niya sabay ungol. "I miss your mouth, suck me." Utos pa nito ma malugod ko naman sinunod. I will suck and drink your cum until you will drain Dad.

"Pin! Teka lang, hintayin mo ako diyan. 'Wag na 'wag kang aalis!" "Cason.. I just want to tell you that I love you and you're the reason why I eliminated the 'ed' at the marupoked! I'm now again that vulnerable girl they used to know, I'm back at being marupok and that's because of you! I love you." Nakita kong papalapit na nang papalapit ang lalaking iyon. He's wearing a leather jacket and I can see something in its pocket. Wait, is that a gun?

“Your balls.” “Okay I got you, Nick, I’mma stay behave. I’m going to keep my hands to myself” He smiled in absolute defeat. By now, he should already know that he can’t somersault me with his dumb pick-up lines. I got my pick-up lines too, and it’s always on point.

In your face ladies A small yet disgusting chuckle escapes his mouth and he throws a very ugly colored blanket on me, two other men arise from the darkness and bend down to pick me up, I slap away their filthy hands and stick out my tongue at them, So much for manners "No touching, bad boys. Is this how your mother raised you?"The two men are taken aback and I try my hardest not to slur my words, Malcom says some gibberish to the men and points at me then at somewhere else. Ha-ha, he's drunk too; he can't even talk English. The two men shrug their shoulders and 3 Malcom's walk towards me, no 2 Malcom's, no wait he turned into one

Nakita niyang isinubo nito ang daliri matapos nitong tanggalin. "You taste likes honey," Malambing na wika nito sa kaniya. Kaya pumuwesto na si maynard sa pagitan nang mga hita ni Rui, upang ihanda ang kaniyang s*****a. Nakita ni Rui na kumikibut-kibot pa ito.