Hockey Boyfriend For Pay
she looks nervous for a second, "This time, I'm going to introduce you as my boyfriend, not just my date. It'll make me look more mature and maybe impress some of the older people."
"Oh," I uncross my arms and lean forward, "So I'll be your boyfriend, but you just said I can't kiss you? That's illogical, nobody would believe us."
"Of course they would," she scoffs a laugh, like she thinks I’m ridiculous. She does that a lot, "People don't kiss their boyfriends at work functions, we just have to be together, maybe hold hands, respond a few invasive questions and tell one or two corny romantic stories."