Forehead Insult Novels & Stories

I rebuked pointedly and the man lifted his head to laugh boisterously. ‘Arrogant pompous pig.’ I snorted angrily. ‘Pig? Far from it, my dear Becca. If you really want to insult the man, then you can do better by using a truer word. Don’t stoop low by using cheap words that don’t qualify in describing the man.’ My conscience jeered with a snort and I felt ashamed. I can’t believe I failed at even mere insults.

“Do you even know how ridiculous you look when you run? That thing you do with your head—” Foley’s jaw dropped. “I don’t—” “Oh, you do,” I said, narrowing my eyes. “And believe me, I would’ve laughed if I wasn’t busy cleaning up your mess.” Foley looks wounded. "Well, if you put it like that, you just make me seem like shit." "I was going for dirt," I retort. "You know, like the dirt beneath my shoes." "Whoa. Don't you think you're taking the insults a little too far?"

(Rosy Apple) My face burned redder, he had just insulted me in the most degrading way but strangely it felt like he was pleased and that suddenly didn't make me cheap at all. I tried to refute it anyway but all that left me was a growl, this one clearer than the other. If I doubted it before, it was tangible now. He harrumphed as if admonishing my animalistic display, "Lay limp, or it will start straining your nerves. You don't want an internal injury, do you?"

Alessandro asked with concern, but I could tell that there was a smile threatening to appear on his face. “Uh yeah. Have you never seen someone kill a mosquito on their face before? Like, get with the program.” I am not going to lie. That slap to my forehead gave me a headache. I winced as I felt a sharp pain in my head. Was I really about to get a tension headache? Great.

I said casually without even thinking, still focused on my battle against wrinkles. Suddenly—THWACK! Something hard hit me square on the head. “Ow!” I yelled, rubbing my scalp. I looked up to see a book fall onto the ground in front of me. I shot him a look of utter betrayal. “Did you just hit me with your book??” “Don’t ask silly questions. And get back to what you were doing,” he said coldly, as if whacking me was the most normal thing ever. Then, in a voice dripping with insult, he added,

"I think of a thousand clever things after the fact, but my general go to at the time is along the lines of 'well, so's your face'. It doesn't have the same sort of effect." "I love so's your face as an insult, it encompasses the general patheticness of the situation." I reply and we both grin at one another, finally spotting the four guys by the bar. We head over arm in arm and despite the glares from Booby and her cronies, I thoroughly enjoy the rest of the night and don't want it to end.

“So! What do you want to know? How to keep a straight face when annoyed? How to look completely unbothered when insulted? Or, my personal favorite—how to insult them back so subtly they don’t realize it until hours later?” Her voice returned to normal, and Adam and I both burst into laughter at the ridiculousness of her growing list. “Just straight face,” I interrupted before she could go on. “He’s still our boss. No need for the insulting part.” Bella huffed like a sulking child. “Fine. But I’ll have you know, that one brings indescribable satisfaction.” “Bella!” I cut in impatiently.

I’m supposed to be mad! “I-I’m just frustrated. You don’t deserve this!” I badly wanted to insult them, but I just can’t. “They’re mean…” I sighed in defeat. That’s the best insult I can come up with. I must’ve looked like a whining child, and my suspicions were correct. They cooed at me, causing my frown to deepen. “You don’t have to worry about it. We’re used to it,” Jayce said while scratching his nape. “Used to it?! They do this all the time?!?!” it left me speechless because of this new information.

She was so angry I raised a brow" So it hurts. Now you understand how I feel anytime you insult me. We are not perfect and that doesn't make us less than others. You don't get to insult me all you want and expect me to feel good about it! Things are not done that way" " get out!" She was shaking heavily

I jolted up, accidentally bumping my head into his. "Ouch! You're always so stupid!" he complained, holding his forehead, and so did I. "You're the idiot! Your face scared me!" I retorted while massaging my forehead, genuinely in pain. "Is there a bump?" I touched my forehead. "What were you thinking!?" I asked, standing up. "I'm just looking at how angelic you are when sleeping," he smiled. Oh no! Alex, don't be like this! I'm getting all giddy!