Friendship Sarcasm Quotes Novels & Stories

“There are big ships and small ships, But the best ship of all is friendship” ~ Unknown. “I hope my daughter isn't stressed for today's exam.” Joshed (to engage in banter: joke) my father. “Nope! No stress this time, I’m super confident for this one, I’ll not let you down at any cost” “Well, I hope so honey, Because I’ve been hearing this for a long time now”, Said my father with a sarcastic laugh.

she said as she shook her head while making a pitiful sound. “Don’t worry, I’m a very good person and as such, I will tell you” she said as she got up and placed her feet on Nikki’s back. “Keep your friends close but keep your enemies closer and one more thing, your friend’s friend is a friend but your friend’s enemy is also your enemy “ she said as she put her finger on her jaw. “But then Nikki, do you know that the quote doesn’t end there? It also goes, your enemy’s friend is also your enemy but then your enemy’s enemy, do you know what that person is? He is also your friend “ she said and burst into laughter as she let go of Nikki’s hair in such a harsh manner that it hit the floor hard.

He told me pointedly, laughing at me like a clown. “You don’t mince words, do you?” I asked in a sarcastic tone, smirking at him. He laughed at me, obviously enjoying himself at my expense. I could already tell that we are going to be great friends in the future. I think I like his humor, I like the fact that he doesn’t try to please or displease anyone. He speaks the truth and damns the consequences. That’s the type of guy that’s the kind of people I love to have around me.

“I’m a friend.” I raise an eyebrow. That’s a good joke. He’s trying to be a clown now? He’s like one of those bad guys who gives children candies to get them to come to him. Does he think I’m a kid that he could easily manipulate? He’s so full of shit. I know that they hated each other, which gives me a hundred percent certainty that he hates me, too. Hence, nope. He’s not a friend. “Yeah? You do realize that’s exactly what people say when they shouldn’t be trusted, right?” I sarcastically said.

Arjun was doing ups and down but Ishu didn't care as she was hell angry with him. It was a serious event since morning but Arjun continuously made Ishu annoyed with his instant jokes. "He is my friend first. So don't get angry." Arjun snapped, pouting a little. "You don't leave any chance to trouble my bittu" ishu complained like a kid.

he told him "I am also at work, so that is not an excuse for you not to be happy for me" "of course I am happy, my best friend wants to propose to my elder sister," he said sarcastically "I can hear the sarcasm, Ryan" "pick me up from my office when you are ready to go, my driver will take my wife home in my car," he says "thank you" "Please don't call me back in the next five minutes" he pleads "I know you love me" he heard him laughed into the phone "I am already hating you" Ryan joked

Did it mean no one was seeing things from my perspective? Devastating. *** Kathleen ________ Absolutely, there was no one as stupid as the woman I called my best friend. Sometimes, I wondered if she was mentally unstable. How could anyone act this childish? "So, what's up?" She finally set her gaze at me. So annoying. "I really need to get rid of this idiot," I mumbled, referring to her. "I heard that!" She threw her arm up, glared. I widened my eyes, being sarcastic . "Oh, you did? Um, well, I'm not so sure I care."

a friend sarcastically joked, resting her hand alongside her. The obese girl poked her friend with her tongue before ignoring her. The other buddies grinned as they observed their relationship. “Have a nice day, gentlemen. Let’s have a good time,” one of the guys said. “It is a beautiful day. Who would have guessed that our dear friend here would be elevated to such a high position?” another remarked. “Those who work hard are rewarded. Do you not realize that?” “Hehe, stop acting smug.” As they just celebrated, the group of pals mocked each other endlessly.

It came from Sara, Bruce, and an unknown number. Bruce simply wished her a happy birthday. Sara, on the other hand, wrote a lengthy text. She said she was lucky to have her. As her friend, she promised to support her no matter what and never let her down. So now she could call her best friend. A small smile appeared on Sophia’s lips. Sara was the definition of a real best friend. Sophia answered her message, "Yes, you are my best friend." Sara replied with another message right away.

] /All the time? [Each and every thought.] /... I see. Well, what use is this skill you speak of when I can't do anything to change what is bound to happen?/ [That's for you to figure out.] /And I'm saying-! Ah, nevermind. ... ... By the way, you do realise that my comment about you being smart was me being sarcastic, right?/ [Sarcastic?] After a short pause, the system mumbled. [So that's sarcasm…]