Friendship Sarcasm Quotes Novels & Stories

Sarah chuckled, savoring the memory. Emily rolled her eyes, although the subtle smile on her lips revealed the close bond they shared. “You mean the time you turned an embarrassing situation into a spectacle of humour?” “Come on, it was funny! That moment was legendary.” Emily opened her mouth in mock surprise. “Legendary? More like a comedy of errors!” Sarah’s infectious laughter resonated throughout the cafeteria, causing a few to turn their heads towards them. “Sure, Em, but that moment sealed our fate as best friends. From that day forward, we were unstoppable!”

Well, I fucking opened myself up to that one. “As a solution to a problem I in part caused,” I say emotionlessly. “I’m going to assume by the vague answer, you don’t wish to discuss it.” “You’re very astute for a human,” I commend her. Her face slips into an emotionless mask, “Yes, we mere mortals are quite astute. We’ve also mastered fire and invented the wheel,” she says sarcastically. “Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit you know.” “At least one of us has some,” she says, taking another sip of her drink.

She says, hugging me back tightly. We hug for a while, comforting each other before pulling back. I wipe tears from my eyes using the back of my hand and a smile tugs on my lips. “Have I ever told you that you're the best friend in the whole world?” I joke and Zoe rolls her eyes upon hearing my words. “Like a thousand and one times?” She asks with a bite of sarcasm, “I mean it every single time I say that. Thank you for understanding.” My voice is sincere and she gives me a smile.

And a lump I couldn't swallow formed in my throat like a ball. "Leave me the hell alone," he breathed, glaring at me viciously. "You think because your friends talk to mine that we're friends too?" My lips parted slightly, trembling as I stood. People were staring, watching us like some form of entertainment. I was the joke. The punchline. And Zachary? He just let out a frustrated sigh that rattled me. "You think I want to have a conversation with someone like you?" He asked, rhetorically. You could hear the sarcasm dripping from his laugh after the words came out.

However, Rajat is also my friend so I can't just ditch him for my other friend. Although Graham is my childhood friend still I can't just walk on his shown path. I have my brain to choose and decide. " I have never hide anything from your so, let's just say got married to the woman I love, " I said looking at my wedding ring which his eyes also caught. " Don't crack jokes if you don't want me to crack your head?" he said sarcastically not believing me even after looking at my ring. " I am not even in the mood for jokes, you know what! *Sigh*. it's a long strong " he cut me by mocking me " so cut it short and spell ".

The lie was automatic. "Hmm? You sure? You know you can talk to me. In fact, sometimes what a person needs is just someone to talk to. The greatest therapist is a friend, and if you're too antisocial to have one, you pay a fortune for a professional," she said with a wry, disarming smile. Her sarcasm broke through his walls. He laughed, a real one this time. "W-well, I do have friends but..." He bit his tongue. She leaned forward, her voice softer, "how are you feeling today?"

"Yes, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, smile Sin." "Yes." It's really annoying, but whatever it is will be a fun story when you get old. Friends are only those who currently fill my days with laughter and little joy.

What had started as a simple exchange of numbers had evolved into something that felt almost like friendship. We'd fallen into this easy rhythm of messaging — nothing deep, nothing pointed, just casual exchanges about our days. Sometimes he'd send me a dry, understated joke that made me laugh harder than I'd admit, and I'd send back a sarcastic reply that made him send the little "laughing" emoji.

The last was a sarcasm making me want to laugh but she frowned and my laughter disappeared almost immediately I saw the frown on her face. "Sorry sorry sorry Ciara_ I wasn't laughing at you. The sarcasm was just funny. You said she's good at her work, I know she's not doing any work so_ I thought you were probably just joking around. I am sorry if that upset you_ So, please continue, I wanna hear more."

He shrugged “I’d rather hang out with someone interesting” “And you think I’m interesting?” “Absolutely” His grin widened “You’ve got that whole ‘I don’t give a fuck’ energy. It’s refreshing” I snorted “Oh what is this flattery!” I said sarcastically “Thanks, I guess” he nodded and then there was silence for a while before… “We should be friends,” he said suddenly I blinked.“What?” “Friends. You know, people who hang out and talk and don’t want to kill each other”