Friendship Sarcasm Quotes Novels & Stories

I could have done that back home in the apartment and not wasted time and effort making myself look red carpet ready just to stare at a hotel room walls. ‘That’s what friends do … they talk to one another. It’s supposed to be nice.’ It’s a slight eyebrow raise and another oddly happy smile and I just hit the sarcastic giggles. Ridiculous ‘are you mad’ sort of manic laughter that makes me wonder about my own sanity. He’s not amusing, he’s deluded! He brings out the absolute worst in me sometimes.

Shruti asked. " Joke !!! It was a joke to make you laugh. He has a weird sense of humor. " I said too quickly. " What ??? What are you saying Sid??" That idiot Parth was still on it. " Truth !! Now shut up please. " " Ufff !!! I wish I had not lived to hear this. I love you so much Sid... " " Parth !! Enough!! " I said as Shruti looked shocked. " Dost, dost na raha... Pyar pyar na raha... Zindgi hamein tera aitbaar na raha. ( My friend ditched me...there is nothing good in my life.) " He made a pose like a Devdaas.

“I need time to think, please leave.” My head is still spinning and his sarcastic responses are not helping. “With pleasure!” he storms out and tears roll down my cheeks. I have crushed my best friend.

I watch a few of them laugh hysterically at something they said. "That's all because of you. You brought everyone together with your bonfire idea." He says. "You've got a little Yoghurt on your mouth." "It's ice cream." "Oh, it matters." Sarcasm drips from his tone. I wipe my mouth with the back of my palms. "Sarcasm ruins the image, you know." He whips his head in my direction for an instant. "What image?" "You trying to be less of an asshole." "Is that what you think I'm doing?"

I told him desperately wanting to know what I did wrong. “Oh, you should stop talking to sort out all the problems!” He said very seriously that somehow made me laugh. I know I have a big mouth. He is being sarcastic. I love this Arjun, funny and sarcastic. But I stopped laughing when I didn't hear him laugh with me.

F*ck it, I thought I was going to die early. "You bitch, no one had ever slap my shoulder. " I said while I glare at him when I was able to meet his gaze. — "I'm sorry rich kid." he said mocking me and laugh at my irritated face. "Anyway, hi. Stop frowning, you look ugly" and he really had the guts to say that so I smack his head hard. " You ASSHOLE, you're late and you're annoying me, What a great friend you are eh?" I said sarcastically.

How she really missed quelt sweet charming smile, her comforting hugs and their pillow fight. If only her grumpy boss could at least give her a day off to see her Friend she'd have much appreciate. "Can't believe you decided to call today" queline voice drew her back to reality. She smiled knowing her friend is taunting her. "Don't be to excited, darling cause I'm not going to spend all day talking to you. So, if I were you, I'd make use of my time wisely" she advised sarcastically, rolling her eyes to and fro.

Disdain dripping from my expression, I ambled to the front of my car, my boys did the same, patiently waiting for a reason to release fire, that will depend on what this bitch boy had to say because right now seeing him even added fuel to my anger. “How are you, my friend?” He asked in a psychopathic tone, his words dripping with sarcasm. “I'm always good, and I do not appreciate losers like you blocking my way!” I pointed out. “Well, we both know who the loser is right now, I mean…. I'm not the one trending on the internet, you are,” he said with an annoying shrug, his tone still laced with sarcasm. Does he have the guts to speak to me about that?

“Whatever it is, you both can talk it out. I'm sure it'd be fine. You're practically inseparable, don't let any silly thing tear you apart.“ I flicked a glance in her direction. “What if it's not a silly thing?“ “Ask yourself if it's worth your friendship, then use your response to decide.“ “Since when are you the sensei of wisdom?“ Sarah teased from the backseat, causing us all to chuckle. I loved how she always infused humor into every situation to keep it from spiraling out of control and consuming everything in its path. “Thanks. Both of you,” I murmured after we stopped laughing. Maybe all I really needed was a conversation with Tati. “Can I take a rain check on the drinks? There's some

The loud music must have been really bothersome for you…” “No…no.It’s not that.I mean it was loud,yes but not bothersome,I totally understand that everyone needs to unwind sometimes,it’s just that I didn’t picture you as someone who liked to party.” I scoffed and crossed my arms.”Why would you say that?You don’t even know me.” “I know someone who coldly told me to fuck off.” I laughed.”I didn’t say that.” “That was what your attitude literally meant.” “And I just apologized for it and fine,we can be friends.” He tsked his tongue.”Ehn…my offer of friendship might have expired.”With the smile on his face,I knew he was joking. “What about some peace offering?I was about making myself dinner?You