Friendship Sarcasm Quotes Novels & Stories

I told them with a genuine feeling. ’ ah.. don’t be stupid , there is no sorry and no thank you in friendship ‘’ Meerab said and I couldn't be more grateful . ‘’still thank you " I hugged her . " What are friends for? " Noor hugged me too and the surprise crossed my face which didn't go unnoticed by her . ‘’ Oh I am sorry if you don't want to be friends with me . sorry I just assume ‘’Noor look so embarrassed and I want to slap myself for my stupidity .

"I felt the need to correct you; we have never been friends and we will never be friends. Therefore, I implore you to stop being so naive and to stop thinking that we are on good terms because we obviously are not.” While maintaining a smile, I conveyed all of the information to him with the intention of being sarcastic.” You just purchased the chaos that will be a part of my life forever, and I will never forget it. Therefore, I beg you to quit pretending that everything is okay. That everything is totally fine. It seems as though you have no regrets whatsoever for the trash that you have brought into my life.”

Even with the Alpha heir, Maxim, and the beta’s daughter, Millie. ‘You made 2 friends. 2. Not friends, as in plural’ Ares snickers, to which I just scoff. ‘That was just rude and uncalled for’ I reply back snarkily. Okay, maybe I’m not exactly a social butterfly. At all. In fact, if I wouldn’t have to hold back so much, people might call me a sarcastic little shit instead. Well, let me introduce my wonderful life to you (yes, sarcasm in the third degree).

I told her with a sarcastic smile which she immediately mirrored. "I know right? But I doubt this stubbornness of yours would do you any good outside this friendship dorm" she retorted in the same tone and we burst out laughing at each other's silliness. It does feel nice to have a friend like Bianca after a mind screwing meeting with an enemy.

he quoted. “The what?!” He burst into laughter again, “You didn’t know?” “Woah! That’s so rude of them to call me that” I gaped at the thought. “Hey, stop laughing! I’m gonna take back the friendship handshake if you laugh anymore” I threatened. He sat straight immediately clearing his throat. “Sorry, it’s not my fault you quote too much”. “But schmuck?” I placed a finger under my chin squinting. “That’s so rude. Who even came up with that?”

“Well, okay. Whatever.” “See, that’s why you’re my best friend, Isabelle,” I said with a sarcastic tone as I looked at her. “You see me hurt? You get all worked up, and get me help. My supposed best friend walks in, sees me hurt and what does he say? ‘Whatever’.” He laughed. “You think you’re funny?” “I think I’m hilarious.” “That’s a line from Supernatural. Come up with something original for a change.” He rolled his eyes while taking a seat a little away from us.

I sarcastically said. " Don't go with him! He's just making you fool! " The nerd said. " Really? HAHA! Okay! " I sarcastically answered her. " I'm saying the truth! I heard them-- " I didn't let her finish her words. She's wasting my time. "Oh Please, Nerd! Why-- ahm. Nevermind! Why I'm even talking to you anyway? " Then we left. While we are riding off somewhere, Jake mentioned something.

"In a world full of fake, artificial, pretend, and superficial people. Promise yourself to be Gentle, Tender, and beautiful. You are the light so the dark has nowhere to hide. Be free." [Ifveen] .... "Someone once said, A girl and boy can never be friends." Reno teased again. He knew she will be frustrated but he just wanted to do that. He wanted to check what will be her reaction. "You idiot. Not someone, Shahrukh khan had said it." Jacky answered back rolling her eyes. she understood what she was signing for when she agreed to be his friend.

“How are you, my friend?” Fargo's eyes slid to the right, a clear indication he was lying. “The same,” he said simply, which was a lie if I'd ever heard one. I didn't roll my eyes, because I knew Fargo would see, but I made sure that my scoff was loud enough for him to hear. “Of course you are,” I said, clearly humoring him. “You're never anything else, right?” There was a sparkle of sarcasm in Fargo's expression. “Yes, remember, I'm perfect.” He retorted.

“I carry insults and sarcasms everyday like house keys. What do you deduce?” “That you're basically an arrogant person and you don't have friends at all,” I reply. “I don't need friends. Those pathetic people you identify as your friends are only ordinary people who makes the word 'friends' as an excuse so somebody would provide assistance for them if ever they're in hardship. They don't really like you. They're just there because they can benefit from you,” respond the man. “That explains the attitude. You're bitter,” I tell him. “I'm not bitter. I'm just being honest. In a world full of liars and traitors, do you ever still find yourself having full trust and confidence to anyone, especial