Frog Jokes Novels & Stories

Ferguson sipped her juice. “Yeah, probably since our diapers, I’ve practically seen her naked,” Ferguson choked on his juice, darting a glare towards Jimmy. “I’m only kidding, damn, you really don’t know how to take a joke.” Ferguson chuckled, but it sounded more like a forced one, “a joke like that wouldn’t be really taken lightly but as you said, it’s just a joke...” his eyes darted to mine and I swear, I wanted the floors to open and swallow me whole.

She contemplates for a moment then shrugs. "I don't know. Why couldn't she talk?" "She had a frog in her throat." It takes her a beat to get the joke but when she does her eyes go wide and she gasps in shock before tilting her head back, her laughter filling the coffee shop. "Holy shit. That's a good one." She says, wiping tears of laughter from her eyes.

Jason likely made the stupid bet because he needed someone to copy off so his dumb ass could pass. Those were the longest six months of my life. How did I convince myself I had been happy? It was pure torture. The jokes stopped, at least to my face. People got more creative. They started whispering behind my back and giggling behind their hands. Then swearing up and down they weren't talking about me.

Which is weird because he never showed me his room. “What is it?” “What the fuck was all that?” “What's wrong with having a conversation?” “You were all smiley and giggling, do you like him?” “I laughed because he's funny, unlike you.” He laughed sarcastically. “Oh so you like funny guys huh? You like clowns.” I rolled my eyes at him and immediately realised my mistake. “What did I tell you about rolling your eyes at me, Freckles?” “I…I…it was a mistake, I…”

I can't– I just can't with this friend of mine. "Your jokes are all lame. Even an infant won't find it funny." I said and they all laughed at what I have said. Well, it is the truth. "Who would laugh at a joke saying 'are you a clown? 'Cause you're just a clown'?" I asked. " It looks like someone is stunned because of the smile for his love of his life." Mr. Kirke was teasing Mr. Disero. I was curious to know who it was but ended up not to ask since it was none of my business.

"Man, what did you just say?" The guy scoffs and repeats. "Stupid slut!" CJ laughs. "Please tell me it's me you called that." The guy scoffs. "It's your cheap whore right there..." "That's funny bro!" CJ laughs and the Indian guy joins in and now they are both laughing. "See you around bro..."

“Well… there was that time I put a frog in Mrs. Durnham’s handbag.” Rich nearly falls out of his chair. “A live frog?” “Obviously.” “Where the fuck did you even get a frog?” I shrug. “I had connections.” Rich is laughing so hard now that he has to brace himself on the table. “I would’ve paid money to see that.” “Oh, it was glorious,” I say, grinning. “She screamed so loud, the principal ran in thinking someone was being murdered.” He shakes his head, still grinning. “Jesus, no wonder Jace is obsessed with you.”

The malicious speculation online kept getting worse and worse. "He's probably just trying to make money off of all this." "Only someone desperate for money would be insane enough to do this." "I suggest everyone stop sympathizing with them. This is just a stunt to grab public attention." Some people even started fabricating "tragic stories" about our family. One said that we owed millions of dollars in debt, another claimed Mom had a terminal illness, and some even said Dad was being chased by debt collectors and was going to jump off a building.

Jasmine said. "Hold on, hold on! I've got a joke that might lighten the caloric guilt. Why don't scientists trust atoms?" Jonathan said with a pause before adding, "Because they make up everything!" "Just when I thought I had heard your corniest joke," Florence said and rolled her eyes. The others burst into laughter, their mirth contagious, which made Clare smile. "Okay, I got another one," the young earl said. "Why did the scarecrow win an award?... Well, because he was outstanding in his field!"

I shouted out of nowhere. "Fvck Liam! Do you want to die?!" I screamed and I really backed away. While he just laughed "Go laugh. That’s funny, right?" Sarcastic I said. I thought he was going to stop but he threw it at me. "God d**n you Liam!" I shouted after running away. But I felt the frog's foot stick to my arm. Holy f**k "Just laugh because I'm telling you, you can't laugh later." I said.