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“Besides, they got that noise from you.” “I’m not loud,” I shot back. Sal raised an eyebrow. “Sal, I am expressive.” He snorted. I saw the mischief in his eyes even before he let out the sentence in a murmur. “You are loud and expressive, or have you forgotten that night that you almost tore down the room with your screams as I—” “Salvatore, shut up.” He leaned into the chair and chuckled.

And if you’re willing to see just how twisted Dimitri is, please proceed with caution. ... Enjoy✿ Salvatore; At first, he started laughing like a lunatic. Like I just said, the funniest thing he has ever heard in his entire life. Then he looked me in the eye, and the words he said gripped my heart. “Awww… You think I have some sob story? You think you understand why I’m the way I am? You think there’s a reason behind… me?!” I watch him laugh harder as he stands up, and tears escape his eyes just before he wipes them with his thumb.

Damian As we’re sitting here in church everyone is silent. Not a single person wants to get on Skulls bad side and I don’t fucking blame them. He’s ruthless and doesn’t give a shit if we’re 1% or not. His word is law and that’s that. “Your club looks good D.” He looks over my members who are all giving their best scowls. “None look like their gonna shit themselves.. yet” He lets out a scoff and then sets his eyes on me.

Damon let out a low, mocking chuckle, the deep sound vibrating in his massive chest as he crossed his thick, tattooed arms over his front. "Oh, yeah? What are you guys now? Grown women?" He snorted so loudly it made me completely pause, his grey eyes flashing with an arrogant, knowing amusement that made my blood boil. He shook his head, leaning his hip against the doorframe. "Please. You two still literally cry over stupid boys, whine about some random dude at college who didn't text you back, and you spend more time thinking about your outfits than actually saving or investing a single dollar. You're kids."

“Then you decided to keep coming after me. You couldn’t let me go, could you? You had to keep talking, keep trying to make trouble. And now…” He smiled, a slow, dangerous smile that made my stomach turn. “Now I have to remind you who I am. I have to remind you that I am Damien Salvatore. I have to remind you what my family is. I have to remind you of your place.” He leaned in so close I could feel his breath against my cheek. “You’re not even a real Blackwater. And I guess that’s why you act the way you do. But here’s the thing.....” He straightened suddenly, towering over me like a judge delivering a sentence.

I say and he laughs for the umpteenth time. Surely, I’m not that funny. “You’re right,” he says, but in a more serious tone, he speaks again. “I’m alive today because of you. I might be an evil person, but I will never forget the person that saved my life.” “Thank you,” I breathe. “Alright. I’ll make the call. And don’t worry, I’ll tell him you’re one of my best. Trained well, loyal, discreet, and expensive.” For Salvatore, everything eventually boils down to money.

“You’ve watched too many k dramas. I’m not ruining my jacket for this.” My frustration snapped. The old man’s words kept ringing in my head. “At least use the jacket as an umbrella!” “For what, so I can catch a cold myself?” His tone was pure disdain. “I’m Damian Salvatore. You can’t let an important person like me fall sick.” “Damian,” I yelled. With a sigh that sounded like I’d just asked him to donate a kidney, he slipped off his jacket and shoved it into my hands. “Fine. But if I catch a cold, it’s on you.”

It was like he was hiding something. “Donovan wants peace! He wants to talk! Can you believe it?” I forced a smile, nodding. “It’s… surprising,” I said in my most diplomatic voice. “Surprising? It’s fucking mind blowing!” Salvatore laughed, causing himself to gag again. He caught his breath before continuing. “I told you. I said he wouldn’t last a week, and now he wants to negotiate!?” He broke out into laughter once more, causing him to double over in pain.

For fuck's sake, how many times will I have to lie to these people just to get them to leave me alone? Damon snatches a french fry from my plate and chuckles, "If it was nothing, my best friend wouldn't make a fool of himself trying to cook something while he's fully aware that the only thing he can do is burn water. That dude has no idea how to cook. If it was really nothing, you wouldn't be sitting here while that crazy bastard is turning back into, well, himself."

Cynthia giggled . " What's so funny about this now ?" asked Damon turning the music low . "Damon a pice of advise please nevr try to be a singer in your life ." said Cynthia . " Oh shutup ain't i great at it , i was thinking of singing as my career ." said Damon sarcastically . " Yeah sure i belive there will be miilions of people at your concert ." added Cynthia sarcastically still trying hard to control her laughter . " Well even if they don't i 'll compel them ." said Damon with an evil smirk.Cynthia shook his head narrowing her eys giving a no-one-can-help-you-damon reaction . Damon smiled .