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Samantha sent a message to Silas saying they are coming back to the house. So, Silas immediately makes his way back to Salvatore's home. "Aaaachuuu!"Silas sneezed. "Holy crap! "You also played with water; why have I only gotten cold?" Silas shouted like a madman. "Because I’m stronger than you." She smirked, showing her teeth. Damon laughed in response. "Indeed, you proved once again that girls are stronger than boys!" Nova and Damon give hi-fi to each other. "Hey!" Silas laughed, stopping the car in front of Salvatore's house.

he managed to utter while I watched him with a crossed face fighting off the smile that threatened to break out. Damon's laughter was the sweetest thing I have ever heard, and the way his eyes curved up was just so beautiful to watch. "Of course the Mafia is real, let's not talk about Rafe anymore, you should sleep now”

"Hello, Uncle Dante?" The man on the other end was silent for two seconds, then his deep, concerned voice came through. "Veronica? Why are you calling this late? What happened?" I suppressed my churning emotions. "I need your help." "What did Leon Costa do to you?" Uncle Dante's voice instantly turned cold. "He lied to me," I said quietly. "He let Mom die on the operating table." I told him everything. He was silent for a moment. His breathing grew heavier with anger.

Ashford "A little crush or not, it's still something. I was beginning to think you were going to spend the rest of your life sleeping about. Hell, half the team probably thinks so." Salvatore admits. I shoot a small glare at him. "Excuse you all, but there's absolutely nothing wrong with a man avidly enjoying sex as much as he can." He snorts. "Enjoy it as much as you do and one begins to feel you need a little more than that."

She can use her charm to lure men and they’re totally fine with it. “Come on, that’s not fair. We don’t know his reasons. Let’s give him the benefit of the doubt. Who knows? It could be something serious.” – Damon said in a serious tone “Like being burned by the moon at an eclipse.” – Anthony joked “…or melting into ashes.” – Harper added. Damon shook his head but smiled anyway. It’s good that nowthey can already joke about it. Hours earlier, their knees were shaking on the possibility of being attacked in their most vulnerable state.

I spat, “What exactly is your problem?” “My problem? Do you want to know exactly what my problem is? It's you, my problem is fucking you!!!” Damian yelled, “You knew I was drunk and you took advantage of the situation.” “What?” I stood to my feet, “Are you dumb or what? I take advantage of you? You are not all that, Mr. Damian Salvatore; I guess when you drink, you have memory loss, so let me remind you that I didn't approach you, you did, and you even begged me.”

“‌P⁠atience‌ is a virtue.” ⁠Damon groane‍d. “Oh God, you know I hate it when you say s‍hit like that.” I lifted a brow. “Shit like what?⁠” He glanced at me. “Shit l⁠ike patience is a virtue, y⁠ou sound like a fucking sixty y‍ear old.” ‌I snort‌ed. “Th‌e⁠y‌’re idioms, Damon.” “I d⁠on‌’‌t give a fuck what they ar‍e. They’‌re‌ stupid⁠.”

Ivan roared. "Oh, I don't know. Maybe I'm just a wonderful Samaritan. I was helping little old ladies cross the street all day. And let me tell you, there were a lot of little old ladies out today," Damien hissed with sarcasm even though he knew his attitude wouldn't go unpunished. Ivan looked at him and blinked twice. Here it comes, Damien thought.

Her hair stuck to her face, water dripping from her lashes as she stood there, looking at him like she couldn’t believe what was happening. “Get out,” Damon’s voice boomed from the speakers, his words unmistakable. “How dare you mother fucking asshole " I laughed loudly at his pathetic self. " How dare you mother fucking asshole?" I mimicked with a funny face. “You bastard,” he muttered under his breath. “What the hell! Men are the worst!" A female nurse mumbled. "Shit!" Damon’s voice cracked as he stepped closer to the TV, his hand reaching out like he could somehow stop what was playing. “This is taken out of context. This is—this is fake!”

She asked herself, chuckling lightly. 'i should show her who the Barbie doll is, yeah?' she wondered. Damien scoffed. "Listen Savannah, it's none of your business who I bring with me. Also, I would not stand here and listen to you refer to her as a bitch." He spoke in defence of Eleanor. Savannah laughed out loud, holding her sides. "Aww, look who's gone so soft. Our dearest Dami dragon has become a demi puppy, all for what?" She asked, "love?" She scoffed loudly.