Funniest Military Stories Novels & Stories

Their hands remained like that for more than ten seconds, as they continued staring and smiling at themselves. "Oh shit, the boss has caught her," James smiled from where he sat at the edge of the bar. The men laughed silently at his remark. Back at Federico's table, Federico cracked jokes with Audrey and she laughed lightly. "So there was this time, one of my friends in the army back in Italy had been barely left with the money. He had only two coins in his breast pocket, two coins!" Federico said. He had fully gotten her attention. "So he was passing through a dark alley, and then he was stopped by two muggers," Federico stopped.

He begins to laugh uncontrollably, "..Make sure all of the evidences you have gathered are gotten rid of? Make sure those who can speak.. Can no longer speak anymore. Those who can see, can no longer see anymore. Those who can hear, can no longer hear anymore. You can even send me their heads. You have done such work before. Simple, right?" ..Simple? As the Co-Commander of the Imperial Military Guards, it is normal to see his hands splattered with fresh blood. He can even describe the voices at night that would plead their innocence. Five years ago, when the plan of attack and military thinking was leaked out by an anonymous military personnel, their enemies invaded a prosperous city that us

“We can make up stories, say anything to ourselves.” Tina agreed with the gesture of changing the subject; they had plenty of things to bother them as it was. They started talking engaging themselves in telling real and imaginary stories and making jokes while the working of the rest of the world, went on, with their wars. Yet as people were engaged in conversations, the roaring of soldiers and other war noises penetrated through the thick skin and served as a constant reminder of their position.

" I'm so sorry" He shakes his head "Dont be, I was like 5 when it happened, the last time Mr Harrison came by I thought he was just going to try to bribe me again, but to my surprise, it was blackmail. He told me he was going to report me and that will put the commander in chief and the other soldiers in trouble, and that's how it all went down, I left the military afterwards, I came to live with my grandmother". My legs suddenly feel cramped, I use my hands to massage them " Keep going don't mind me, tell me jobs he made you do".

Corin proved funny, his quick wit and light teasing hauling me out of the cloud that had been dogging me for days. “So I'm standing there," he began, his body language reflecting a dramatic flair as he told some story about the prank he had pulled on his fellow soldiers, "covered in mud, my commander yelling his head off, and me trying not to laugh because, honestly, it was worth it." I couldn't stop laughing because this image of him just standing there like a mud-covered fool was too vivid for me to ignore. "You didn't!” "I did," he replied, chuckling. "The man didn't speak to me for a week. But hey, that's the little victories that count, right?”

Carrie came out of the tent and went to sit down right in between Darren and her twin, I raised an eyebrow at her but she just shrugged and looked away. "Alright, its story time"Matt said as he took a seat next to Damien and Tyler. "who's first?" "I'll go!" Darren volunteered. "okay, Massey was a soldier unfortunate enough to cross me, his commanding officer. He did not live to regret it. There was something very satisfying in the moment when I thrust the tip of my sword into the soldier’s heart during our duel. I watched him fall to the ground....." My eye's grew wide at the story, as did everyone elses. we all got entranced.

(Hwa Young) She cried again as she looked straight at me, I supposed my stories does kinda seems a little bit emotional and messy as a roller coaster rides. But to me, my Military life, although it was annoying as heck, but there is a good thing about it, I learned so much and also, I got my revenge in the end and also I got my reputations that even made me one of the influential figures in the Underworld. If I must say, my life goes into a smooth sails after my time in the military, because I have already learned some messed up shit, so because of that nothing really can fazed me much.

AFGHANISTAN Hydrate. It had started on their first deployment to Iraq in the heat of summer. They had a sergeant that you could set a watch on. Every thirty minutes he would give the reminder – Hydrate. By the end of the deployment, it had become a running joke. No matter what the question was, the answer was hydrate. What time is it? Hydrate. What’s for dinner? Hydrate. Why did the chicken cross the road?

Kevin chuckled a little when his mom giggled. “Exactly. It felt like a movie,” President Chang agreed with her son while affectionately tapping his hand. “I still feel like this is a movie after hearing about Operation Nightfall. I can’t believe the world is being attacked by soldiers who aren’t from Earth. This is sh*t you see in sci-fi movies or read about in comic books or something, and you know how much I love comic books.” President Chang looked around at her husband, who was giving her a stare that meant he already knew about his wife’s obsession with comics.

I’d gotten halfway through my meal when Ike McPeak stood from a booth where he’d also been sitting alone and wandered over to me. Ike is an odd duck. The kind found in any small town, I suppose. He lives alone in a neatly-kept trailer in The Commons. His is a genuinely sad story. He’d fought in Vietnam and saw some bad action. Story goes he survived by playing ‘dead’ under the corpses of his platoon while Charlie moved through the rubble of their position. If you believe the stories, he’d hidden under the mangled body of his best buddy while a Cong slipped a watch off his wrist.