Funniest Military Stories Novels & Stories

She talked about the eternal war with the dwarves and the training that every young goblin went through so that they could fight the hated enemy. Jon made them laugh with his stories. He was quite prone to ridiculous little accidents. Once, while his detachment was advancing within enemy territory, he entered some bushes to relieve himself and his own men almost pierced him with arrows thinking he was a wild boar. Another time they were housed in a small village during one of their festivals. That evening Jon went to outdoor the toilet and while squatting over the hole, drunk as he was, he fell, hit his head on the toilet door and fell out, with his butt in the air and his male organs swayin

Questions Marilyn "Guys, if these is a joke, stop it because am not finding it funny. Why are you pointing your gun at me and what' is it that you want?" "Your death" one of the men spoke out. He is pale skin with green eyes and bale hair with full beard. He is big and tall with well muscle built body on his uniform. "See, life in the military doesn't cut out for us anymore, putting our life's constantly on the line protecting our country, protecting people who won't value our life's and can turn their back on us with out a second thoughts. So we are taking a short cut, and the easy way out"

“He surprised me with tickets to a metal show. It was like the old days. On the drive down, we got to catch up on so much stuff. He’s finally comfortable talking about being in the military. We talked about Hana and Archie. It was heavy, but I think it brought us closer together. It felt more like the old days, you know?” “Yeahhhh, nothing to bring a couple together like war trauma and a mosh pit.” She bites her lip trying not to laugh. I stop walking and suppress a laugh so we don’t wake anyone up. “You’re such a bitch.” “Ladies, can I help you?” A gruff voice comes from behind us.

Hayden leaned over, reached through the front seat, and snapped the dial of the car radio. “…one of the biggest military scandals in recent history… A massive, unprecedented government military cover-up has just been exposed by an anonymous source deep within the armed forces.” The urgent, serious tone of a male news anchor rang out. “The source alleged that ten years ago, a high-level strike leveled an entire civilian village in Afghanistan, an area completely outside the active war zones.” All of them felt their pulse spike, their breaths hitching. “The documents show that over thirty innocent civilians, including multiple children,” the reporter continued, “were killed alongside thirty-ni

Vera deadpanned, then smiled when he laughed, really laughed, the kind that lit up his whole face and crinkled the corners of his eyes. She liked that sound more than she cared to admit. They fell into an easy rhythm after that. Nothing serious, nothing heavy, just snippets of stories, childhood mischiefs, and mutual teasing that felt like balm after everything that had happened. He told her about sneaking out of his boarding school with his friend and getting caught three blocks away because his friend had a weak bladder and needed to pee every twenty minutes. She countered with the time she’d raced an undercover cop in a stolen motorcycle and only escaped because he’d pulled over to answer

It had been two years and Innocent never knew that he was bitter with him and would implicate him to get him out of the position and occupy it. He recalled himself when his phone beeped with a comment on his post, (This is unexpected.) He was pleased with the coded comment which he misinterpreted to be against the Commandant. Meanwhile, the commenter was against the post because it should not be heard of in the military. However, he replied to the Second in Command's post, (Thank you, Your Excellency for the compliment. This is the much I can do to bring sanity to the academy). In The War Tim was happy that Savannah beat her enemy to a bloody pulp and the world wondered how the magical turna

She ended. Libby would be recording While the guys all stood behind me. I would be center focus but we felt having them behind me would show that I was not alone. That I already had some specials on my side. Libby counted me down and before I knew that little red light was flashing. “Good evening, everyone. You all may recognize me from the video you saw earlier today on news of the dangerous special.” I started. “I am here to let you know that your military has lied to you. Your government has lied to you. I will admit that it is me fighting, but I did not start it. You may not believe me, but I am still going to tell you what really happened. When I am done you can decide what to believe.

the taste of the ‘blueberry juice’ was still trapped in my mouth as I tried to scoop out the taste with my tongue. The medicae suddenly bursts into laughter, pointing a finger at me. The other wounded soldiers and medicae just stare at us, needless to say I felt rightfully embarrassed. As she continues to laugh she sits down on the grass, precariously close to my vomit but still exhibiting a warm smile brought out by her laughter. After a while she then covers her face with both of her hands, that’s when I realize that she was actually crying. “I’m sorry?” I exclaim in a rather confused manner. She continues to sob, as a Legionnaire from my unit walks past me, nodding his head while giving m