Funniest Valentine Jojo Novels & Stories

But his voice, cold and arrogant, shattered it. "Where are you? Lucy needs a necklace for a banquet. I remember you wore that custom Valentine's piece today. Bring it over quickly." A bitter laugh echoed in my chest, mingling with despair. He killed our child for Lucy Wicker, and now he wanted to take my Valentine's necklace and give it to her? "Do you even remember leaving me alone at the bridal studio?" I asked. Caught off guard, Mike paused for a moment before replying curtly, "Are you seriously holding a grudge over that? Wedding photos can be taken any time. Why are you being so petty?"

she said. But Finn didn't take it seriously. He leaned closer to her and looked deeply into her eyes. “I love you, sweetheart,” he said. Unconsciously, Jojo closed her eyes. She thought that he was going to kiss her. But even after a minute, nothing happened. She opened her eyes to look at him in confusion. And Finn, who had pulled away, burst out laughing. “Were you waiting for something, honey?” Jojo felt so embarrassed that she almost submerged herself in the water.

“That’s right, Claire. Ethan still cares about you. Just earlier, he was talking about surprising you for Valentine’s Day.” She turned to him, but her words were meant for me. “We’re all adults here. A little fun isn’t a big deal, right? Don’t take it to heart…” As she spoke, she picked up a bottle and aimed it at the scattered condoms on the floor. “Have you ever played with water balloons? They’re soft and feel just right against your skin. You should try it.” The still-warm latex pressed against my arm. My stomach lurched violently. The nausea surged up my throat, and I couldn’t hold it back—I vomited.

"Or have you been grooving some African pussy, Malik?" "What the fuck, man?" "What? Heard they are sweet to be buried in, you know, thick thighs to wrap around your back, tight pussy and all that pink nestled in brown, worth dying for." Jordan watched his six feet two tall brother, all masculine in his power suit, pump the air with his waist in demonstration of a worthy fucking and he couldn't get over how hilarious that looked. For the first time since JoJo walked out of the room, he managed mustering up a smile.

Eva stood ready to burst from both anger and pain, her wolf was tethering towards the surface and she clamped down on her lower lip with her teeth to prevent a shift. “So you think you’ve said something huh, hurting your friends just because you’re too stupid to handle your own emotions. Since you very much love to hit below the belt, how about the fact that Thomas is cheating on you?...” Loveth issued out the blow that had everyone looking stunned, one could see the light dim in Jojo’s eyes as she got engulfed in a brewing rage. “How dare you say...” she began to say but the other girl beat her to it.

Others lead you home. The best Valentine's Day gift wasn't a proposal, roses, or someone's too-late regret. It was saving myself from a love that had already fallen apart.

To end two years of long distance, I quit my job behind my boyfriend's back on Valentine's Day and moved to his city. The candlelit dinner he'd promised to welcome me turned into him leaving halfway through when his boss Diana called, asking him to entertain a client over drinks. I told myself it was just the way corporate life worked. We made plans to see an exhibition that weekend. We'd barely reached the entrance when another call pulled him away to fix an urgent proposal for Diana. I told myself he was just ambitious. We'd planned an island getaway to celebrate my birthday. The night before we were supposed to leave, he called. His voice was tinged with guilt. "Diana says this business t

I said shrugging. "You don't seem too upset by this. I think maybe in some way this is a good thing?" he replied right before our food arrived. I agreed before changing the subject. I asked about their trip home and showed him most of the pictures Valentine had shared with me. He laughed and said that the family was surprised by how relaxed and different Valentine seemed. Gio told me his father even made Valentine blush when he asked him if there was a woman involved. The whole family teased him quite a bit about it, but when he spoke about her they settled down.

I kept thinking about how they called me and thanked me, how they seemed to be happy that I was there. Putting them to bed was an absolute highlight too. I feel like a real dad, and I love how it is. Even though Josie showed up and basically told me that I’m an asshole and a deadbeat, that still can’t deter my feelings. The banter between Valeria and I… that was amazing too. I still can’t forget the way her hand felt on mine when she slapped me playfully, the look in her eyes when she was fighting hard not to laugh.

Valentine scoffs. “He took our wedding pictures too.” Valentine growls, and I know he’s thinking of the pictures taken of me getting ready. I was in my wedding lingerie and a thin robe in most of them. My poor possessive mate, I think to myself with a giggle. “What’s so funny?” he asked grumpily. “You,” I whispered and bit my lip to stop from laughing. “Me, huh?” he asks mischievously before he starts tickling my sides, making me flail about in hysterical laughter.