Funny Adult Jokes

Kekagumanku pada sosok supervisor yang terlihat berwibawa dan bijak dalam mengambil sikap, seketika berubah menjadi kebencian yang teramat karena dia tega menodaiku hanya gara-gara aku tidak sengaja menumpahkan secangkir kopi ke pakaiannya. Hidupku hancur! Masa depanku hilang sudah. Akibat dari perbuatan kejinya, aku harus mengandung benih yang dia semburkan ke tubuhku tanpa izinku sama sekali. Laki-laki itu membuatku merasakan hidup dalam kesengsaraan, dan yang lebih membuatku terluka lagi adalah, laki-laki yang memerkosaku itu tak lain adalah kekasih ibuku!

Impian hidup seperti apa yang sudah dirangkai oleh Aneira Zahna Nalani, sepertinya tidak akan pernah terwujud. Kepribadiannya yang cerdas, penurut, rajin, baik, dan segala bentuk sempurna seorang gadis remaja kebanggaan orangtua serta guru tetap tidak menjamin hidupnya terbebas dari masalah. Ketika di usinya yang baru tujuh belas tahun, selain tanggung jawab belajar dengan giat, tiba-tiba ia dihadapkan pada sebuah tanggung jawab besar mengurus keluarga. Bermula dari tragedi kematian papanya yang meninggalkan sebuah misteri, membawa ia bertemu dengan sosok Keanu Atlan Bumi. Cowok berwujud sempurna, tampan, kaya, cerdas, yang selama ini berkeliaran di sekitarnya, namun tidak pernah terbayangkan akan menjadi bagian dari kisah hidupnya. Kisah hidup monotonnya yang seakan sudah tertulis harus banting setir ketika mengenal Atlan juga orang-orang di sekitar cowok itu. Tidak ada lagi siklus "sekolah untuk belajar, lulus, kemudian kuliah, lalu bekerja." Yang terjadi justru "sekolah untuk mendapat masalah dan musuh." Lalu, kisah seperti apa sebenarnya yang akan diukir Atlan untuk Neira? • • • • • • • • • • • • • • • KISAH DI PENGHUJUNG SMA (Teenfiction) Fhyfhyt Safitri 02 Oktober 2021

Anaheim, the Home of Disneyland in California City famous for Hockey stadium, art museum, convention centres. Among them, it is also famous for nightclubs. On a busy night in California Girls Anaheim(Adult Entertainment Club), Nicolas Winston searches for a girl to spend the night with. While looking around, he come across Elena who just undergone a break up, came to the club to get drunk. Nick sees Elena and ask her to sleep with him. In the beginning she rejects him but later she'll accept the offer. Both of them decides to hook up and end up in a hotel. When Nick comes to know that Elena is still virgin, he drops the idea of sleeping with her. Elena gets excited about Nick and ask about his love life since he talked lot about 'first time' and 'virginity'. Nick and Elena share their love story to each other's. They become friends from One nightstand. Nick and Elena meet again and again on different occasions and share their love stories. Nick helps Elena to overcome her truma from her past life and in return Elena helps Nick overcoming his lost love. Soon, they fall for each other without knowing. Nicolas's side story - High School Love. Elena's side story - Office Romance.

Twin brothers.Different personalities. Completely identical. Except for a tattoo. One an ex-convict. The other a judge. Watch out for a thrilling drama as secrets and twists play out in this blockbuster story.You can read my interviewand oni, https://tinyurl.com/y62f98am

(COCOK UNTUK PEMBACA YANG MAU MENYAKITI DIRI. CERITA SEDIH, MENGURAS EMOSI JIWA RAGA!) Memilikinya tabu bagiku, mencintai dirinya membuatku semakin terluka dalam. Aku tidak akan pernah menjadi miliknya, karena sebuah kenyataan sial yang menimpa hidupku!

Scarlet knight is a seventeen year old werewolf and just moved into a new pack called the Blood Moon where the royal family was murdered by a Alpha rouge named Connor. Derek Kane is the Alpha of a new Blood Moon pack and was happy to have new pack members. But one day he finds out there is a traitor amongst them and now they are both faced with life and death and one move can end end their lives.

Nina Facelo is your average type of girl. Hindi maganda at hindi rin naman pangit, simple lang sya kung baga. Mahilig magbasa, manood ng Rom-Com movies, mahilig magbake, kumain, and a k-pop fan with strange hobbies. Kahit na palagi syang natatawag na weirdo, loner, at nerd ay wala siyang paki-alam. She have the best sets of friend, kahit dalawa lang ito. But an accident happened, habang naglalakad sya papunta sa isang bookstore, upang bumili ng libro na palaging bukambibig ng kanyang kaibigan. It's was tittled with Illuminating Darkness. A Romance-Fantasy novel. An unexpected faith occurred she was about to go home, she saw an old woman who's in trouble. The old woman was being harassed by thieves! Pilit nitong hinihila ang hand bag ng matanda, and when she saw this, ay nagpakabayani ito at ipinagtanggol ang matanda without knowing the consequences. And right before her eyes, she was stab! It happen so fast, that in a blink of an eye. She was clutching her stomach, watching the blood flowing from her tummy,like a fountain. Akala nya mamamatay na sya. But suddenly, she woke up in a different body. The body of Lady Marina, daughter of the powerhouse Edwards. What in the world just happen?!

"You, my dear, will be going to help us to decide that. You will pick a king." "Say what now?" "I'm not going to repeat it since I know that you have heard me." "Fine! You want me to decide?! Nate!" I pointed to prince Nathaniel, if I remember correctly. He was slightly taken aback and a confused expression was replaced. "Do you want to be a king?" "I...uh...Yes?" He said. Unsure of his answer. It made me wonder if the expression on my face had forced him to say yes. "Good. Then you'll be the king. "What!? But that's not how you decide it!" PRINCE Ace said. "Fine! You're all kings. In fact, we ALL can be kings!!" **** She's Rosalie Amber Stan. A simple teenage girl, who made a wish to have a more adventurous life, was a victim of an abduction by the Fae queen to a different realm. She was brought to a castle with 5 supernatural princes, who are fighting for the throne. The queen gave her a task to be the one to choose the future heir to their kingdom. Little did she know that the queen only wanted one thing from her and the princes: Romance. Between a sparkly wizard, a rude obnoxious elf, a flirty vampire, and a couple of twin trouble making wolf princes; Is there really a right choice? And why is there a wolf spirit, who suddenly awakened upon sensing her arrival, kept stalking her? A romantic-comedy in 'another world' with a quirky-temperamental female heroine learning the culture of this new fantasy world.

Terkadang atas nama cinta, seseorang bisa melakukan segala hal di luar logika. Tetapi apakah cinta sebuta itu? Apakah cinta bisa mengubah seseorang menjadi sejahat itu? Saat salah satu rasa ingin diikat dan kemudian pergi meninggalkan dengan keterpurukan, lalu apakah ia masih bisa mendefinisikan dari makna cinta itu sendiri? Sedangkan masa lalu orangtua membuat kita yakin bahwa takdir itu ada. Bahwa takdir Tuhan adalah di atas segala-segalanya. Lalu kita diwajibkan mengambil keputusan. Memilih atau melepas. Cinta membawa mereka pergi dan membawa untuk kembali. Frel. ............................***.............................. Novel Humor Romantis / Comedy Romance / Romantic Comedy Baca dan buktikan, kalian akan mendapatkan banyak kejutan di dalamnya. Selain cinta segitiga yang sangat kocak dan mengharubirukan, kalian akan disuguhi tentang persahabatan, keluarga, luka, rahasia masa lalu orangtua yang akan membuat cerita ini lebih seru, geregetan, gemas, baper dan pastinya akan menjungkirbalikkan perasaab kalian semua

Luxury and wealth does not always results to happiness-especially in the case of Kaisler Tanteo, a famous chef with a great physique, strong charisma and incredible wealth who had experienced loneliness in his young age. It was blessing in disguise, when he met Blessie Vedra, a girl who has a lot of positivity and full of energy in life. This girl made his life bring into new side of the world which happiness and love exists. But, fate loves playing and their lives of Blessie are the chosen toy.Every thing is subject for a change after a sudden mishap, they are, even not intended. Life encounters distinguishable scenario that may bring different effect to us. How can a young adult like them may able to get through those rough path? Would there be any changes after such unforeseen encounter to the new version of Kai who became "maginoo ngunit bastos"? How this sudden interaction would change their life? Will this bring hope for each other or another grim disaster?