Funny Astrological Sign Descriptions Novels & Stories

"Scorpio is crazy?" I frowned and jokingly slapped the table. "We're the sweetest!" "No. We are." "Shut up, personalities based on zodiac signs aren't true." I said. "Oh, why are you frowning?" My eyes widened. "What? You're annoying! I'm just reasoning scientifically—" I stopped talking when my phone rang. We both looked there so I took that and looked.

I've talked to maybe twenty or more women for the night and it's barely ten o clock and I'm this close to flinging myself off the balcony out of pure boredom. I see Mother and Father near the staircase speaking with two blonde girls while Zain's in a dark corner groping a red-head. Lucky bastard. "So, Alpha what's your zodiac?" Some brunette asks me. I think her name is... Dana? Donna?Daphne? Something that starts with a D. Or maybe it ends with a D. Something like Daphane-d. I sky another drink before I answer tersely. "Taurus." "Oh my god, I'm a Virgo!"

Lowen was a little bit confused, he said: “Haven’t that captains turned up?” Pure shook her head: “I haven’t seen them yet. I think they will be here soon, we should go to the meeting room first and wait for them.” All agreed. Inside Infinite Space: The sweet and lovely pink clouds like cotton candy, carrying a faint scent, slowly hung in the blue sky. The colorful trees, carrying different shapes, were swaying in the gentle wind. In the endless sky, there were three big stars and a lot of small stars also. The giant Star was like a fire, this is the Sun of Infinite Space

“Second, I am Cancer, servant of the Moon. And third, because I was sent to you." "Wait," I say, trying to understand what exactly is happening. "Cancer, as in—" "Yes, as in the signs." His smile is warm and gentle. I stare. Then laugh. Then immediately choke on that laugh. “You’re joking.” “I do not joke,” he replies evenly. “Oh my goddess, you’re serious.” I rub my temples. "You're trying to tell me that you're Cancer, a warrior of the moon, one of the signs, and you're here, on earth, standing in front of me."

PERSONALITY : kind-hearted, timid, scaredy-cat, loves people and cares a lot, hates violence and bitter things, gets manipulated easily, and stutters a lot as a habit. *:.。..。.🔅o○*:.。..。.🔅o○*:.。..。.。*:.🔅..o○*...°