Funny Astrological Sign Descriptions Novels & Stories

“Kieran is affectionate and handsy.” “You generally shun affection and PDA.” Sammie said, frowning. “Wait! What’s your sign, newcomer?” Kieran rolled his eyes. “Not this shit again!” I giggled, mock-whispering. “He’s a Libra! Almost a freaking Scorpio! Can you even imagine?” Sammie elbowed me. “Going for the young ones now? Was dating older guys that disastrous?” “You could say that.” I grumbled. “Stop talking like that! We’re practically the same damn age!” Kieran said, exasperated by our antics.

Life’s so unfair, man. “What does a spoon matter when we’re literally stuck in the middle of the woods with invisible monsters, shady, bad men and whatever else creeps around here? Can you please, for once, use your brain and kick some sense in the gear?” He whisper-hisses, so red in the face, he reminds me of a tomato. “You could join a casting for vegetable commercials looking like this,” I remark and laugh at the brilliant joke my brain just reacted. Shit, am I not the funniest guy out there? Look at me - sense of humor, looks, body and an impressive spoon collection, I have it all, damn it. No wonder my little vixen couldn’t deny me.

'That…' I said, gesticulating at the tattoos on her right arm, It represented something right'. 'Oh!… This… Yeah, It's shadow hunter's sign, I got it from childbirth though, Mom said it do brought out light during the night which makes me run a high temperature. They feared me, have no choice but to dump me here and felt the way you feel that day also' She lamented. 'Oh!… I see' It seems we all have a story to tell but end up with the same catastrophe. 'Hi, Fay… Happy birthday' she said with a big smile on her face as she hands over a greeting card to him. The gentleman looks so cute with his blond hair and brown pupil.

Vella,'' she said as soon as we step into the elevator. ''Just let her ramble until she passes out Then you can take her to the hotel and take care of her...'' ''You know what's the issue? Mr.Vella, you're too stubborn, that's the issue. I mean I was just doing my job and all of a sudden you care about who I talk to. Such a narcissist, stubborn, cold-heard bastard. You're probably a Saggitarius, or a Capricorn, probably a Leo since you love looking at yourself all the time.''

The astrologer greeted. “Oh, good morning! I meant to meet you. I’ve got something to ask. What does it mean if I dreamt about the full moon?” “It varies, sir. Were there any dark clouds?” “Um… no, uh wait, I think… there were.” “Oh! Still, there are different meanings, your imperial highness. But, for a man of your age, it might be a sign of love, a girl. Along with the love she brings, she might bring chaos as well.”

/Wha-/ Somewhere deep in the universe, while Luna was waiting for BaoBao, BaoBao stood in front of a group of vaguely shaped lifeforms. Their features could be roughly made out from the stars and sparkles that they were made up of. "This is a first." "A brazen one." "Gutsy." "But irrational." "A system shouldn't be having those traits. What's going on?"

I like to wake up alone. I will remain in charge of my life... I scan more of the messages. Image of genitals... Delete. Image of full frontal with blurred out face... Ugh! Delete. "Knight in shining armour seeks maiden with can opener..." I chuckle but delete anyway. That sounds a bit too romantic for me. "Hi. I can c from your Birthday that u r a Scorpio. The sexyest of the signs. I am a Scorpio too..." Oh, God. You don't believe in all that stuff, do you? Can't spell (or be bothered to try) either... Delete.

The fat man kept shaking his head. "Lion, Loach, Archer, who are they?" Mo Xinghe was curious. "They are the three people who have fought you before. They belong to the 12 Constellations. The man with golden hair is a Leo, nicknamed Lion. The thin and short man is a Pisces, nicknamed Loach, and the man with a tall figure is a Sagittarius, nicknamed Archer. The three of them are at the ninth level of the Acquired Realm, and Lion is only one step away from Great Completion of the level. However, they could not defeat you even when joining hands. So, you must have reached the Great Completion of the ninth level of the Acquired Realm." The fat man analyzed and his words sounded reasonable. His s

It's more like I loved and hated it at the same time. You know, one thing about men is that, if you give them hard times, they'll always come back chasing for you. If you are too friendly like a pick me, you'll be done with. Well this attitude isn't because I want Aiden to love me. It's all just the truth. "Well well, how dull is your brain that you can't understand simple language. My answer is Yes," I mocked and he let out a laugh. "I love this your attitude," he let out and I raised my eyebrows, "Um do you mind me asking? What's your Zodiac sign? You are acting like a Taurus. I think you've got that blood in you,"he added.

If he asked Gemini to deal with the other party, would they still survive? Among the Twelve Golden Zodiacs, Aries, Aquarius, and Pisces were gentler, while Sagittarius, Libra, and Virgo were more compassionate and kinder. Capricorn and Scorpio were arrogant, unsociable, and cruel. But even so, they were no match for Gemini. Gemini was the incarnation of the devil, and his methods were extremely cruel. Every time he made a move, the other party would definitely die. Most of the time, Thomas would rather let Scorpio make a move instead of Gemini as much as possible.