Funny Book Lines Novels & Stories

“ Damn you!” “ Oh come on Isabella, quit wasting my time and let me live through my fantasy, you don't know how many times I've imagined doing this. you don't know how many times I've heard the sound of your shower from the bathroom and imagined walking in there and f****** you so hard that you will forget your name” I had no clue if he thought that line cute, but then it was disgusting and disturbing. whoever must have told him that the lines that he said were something any woman would fall in love with must be out of her mind for even saying that.

I glared at him, and he noticed it. “What?” he asked innocently but a smirk is very evident on his lips. “What’s funny?” I asked really mad. He raised a brow; amusement is in his eyes. “I am reading a funny book,” he said. My eyes went down to his book, and it was really scientific so why the hell a funny topic would be there? He’s annoying. I just rolled my eyes and walked out to find a fine book that I can read. I stopped in the history section and stared at the books and without noticing I am now smiling.

Inside there are black candles, several scrolls, and a thick pitch-black book. Of course, it is the book that gets my attention. I took it and inspected it if there are dents, torn pages, or mites. Fortunately, although the book looks old, it also looks new, feels new, and smells new. It has gold writings on it, Death of God. "Death of God?! How did this get to here? I am sure if Mama saw you, she's gonna burn you," I said laughing at my own jokes. See, I am not just unlucky, I am also corny and crazy.

Freddy who was seating beside new and had seen inside the book gave me a weird look. "What do you mean?" Freddy asked. "Can you see? There are no words or maps or even pictures in it." I explained. Freddy laughed at me. That gave me quite a surprise. "Why are you laughing?" I asked Freddy. By this time the others had already come closer to look inside the book. "All those things which you said aren't there are there. Why the joke Lucif?" Pablo asked. I got even more confused. I thought that they were trying to prank me or something.

Lincoln Linc: Tell me a joke. Dani: Wilbur must really suck at keeping you entertained. Linc: You're telling me... Dani: Am I going to have to start looking up jokes in order to entertain you at night? Also, you have to be up in four hours - correction WE have to be up in four hours. GO TO SLEEP! Linc: Did you just all caps me? Dani: My finger slipped? Linc: Finger slipped my ass. I think you just yelled at your elder.

Something told me I hurt my brain too, because tell me why I should stare at the same line for the seventh time and still can’t find it in my head. Alex sighed, shaking his head. “It’s really painful to see this.” “What is?” “Life is not always about books, okay? What’s the fun in life if you spend all of your time reading?” “I’m having fun,” I muttered. “Yes yes, I can see that,” he nodded sarcastically. “Don’t worry, just study. I will bring you all the fun you need. I’ll make you see all the colors in life.” “If there are so many colors, then colors would lose their meaning,” I said flatly. “That’s why it’s better to take it one at a time. Right now, the color is this,” I tapped my book w

When we first got together, I had suggested we make up private nicknames for each other. Simon didn't like that. He said sticky, clingy nicknames gave him goose bumps and made him uncomfortable. So it wasn't that he was uncomfortable. It just depended on who was saying it. Ivy steadied herself against the couch and stood. "Maren, don't misunderstand. I twisted my ankle, and Sim was only helping me rub it." I looked at the cotton slippers on her feet. Pink, with little bunny ears. On the table, the cup of milk had a cute star-shaped figure on it.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

To her dismay, Jane found herself walking down the hall to English with Lucy by her side, still talking, talking, talking. "I didn't know you were such a big reader, Jane," Lucy said, smiling at her. "I guess because your book-report books are always so short. But length isn't what matters in a book. I love a lot of short books, too. Just look at poetry. A poem can be any length. There are millions of wonderful poems that are only a few lines long. Like Emily Dickinson's poems. She can say more in two lines than most people can say in a hundred pages. What part are you up to in A Tale of Two Cities?"

Oops I forgot but how can I reach the books at the top" I asked. " I was actually waiting for you to ask me that, you'll jump up to reach there" . " Jump?? " I said with my eyes wide. "Yes " "But I ...I can't reach up there if I jump" I said and he started laughing holding his stomach. What did I say that is funny I thought In my head. "I'm just kidding you should see your face right now, you won't jump " he said after laughing so hard. " Hmm " I hummed.