Funny Book Lines Novels & Stories

I really should ask mommy for longer skirt, even with the high knee socks keeping me warm, I still was at risk of diaper flashing. "Here let me help you" a guy says next to me, he was taller than me but not by much, definitely not as tall as daddy. He got me the book and handed over to me, his eyes did a quick travel on my clothes, hair style before smiling at me. "Here you go little one" he said making me blush, I think he just saw my diaper! How embarrassing can this day be.

I replied to Lincoln and I can't help but laugh at what I just said because I feel like I just stole a line from the character in a movie. "I'm just fooling around, but I think you're a cool person. Think god and you're not like my brother, he's always serious that he can't even distinguish if I'm just acting or not. Can you even imagine how frustrating that was?" Lincoln asked me but I just raised an eyebrow at him. "Okay, are you still acting right now?" I asked him and then our eyes met, I could see the sly smirk on his lips. For a moment, we're just staring at each other and then we both burst out laughing as if we just had a funny conversation through our eyes.

For the briefest moment, Walter looked almost embarrassed. Lois nearly laughed. If someone had told her last week that Walter Ford could be embarrassed, she would've demanded proof. Yet here he was. Standing in front of her with a finished four hundred page novel and no reasonable explanation for why he'd devoured it overnight. Walter cleared his throat. "There was a line." "In the book?" He nodded. "What line?" His eyes shifted toward the rain speckled window. Away from her. Away from everything. "'The loneliest people are often the ones everyone assumes are fine.'"

There were only three lines in the script. [Script:] I remember. I remember. I remember. There was no title. No instructions. Just a single line, repeated three times. As the handsome senior stood stunned, the host suddenly announced, “There will be a twist this time. The preparation time will be shortened to two minutes, and the lines must be followed strictly. No improvisation. No additional lines. Time starts now!” The handsome senior was surprised by the sudden twist, but he couldn’t remain stunned for long. He had to decide what emotions and story he could convey using only those three lines.

“Most people find it stupid.” “Then you’re about to find out if I’m like most people or not,” he simply stated. I sighed. Well, here goes nothing then... “I like lines,” I confessed, and as I suspected, the alpha tried his hardest to hide his surprise. “Lines?” he echoed, trying not to sound as perplexed as he looked. “As in--- straight lines?” “Told you it’s stupid,” I grumbled, pealing off a pineapple and popping it into my mouth. My cheeks were boiling hot, and I couldn’t even imagine how stupid he thought I was right about now.

Even now, I could barely stand the sound of fireworks. I left the girls’ bathroom and entered the hallway. I kept my head down as I made my way to my locker to get my books for today. I wanted to make it to class earlier to get my usual seat. Otherwise, I’ll be walking into a ‘roast line’ in which everyone has a stupid joke to say. I’ve heard every fat joke in the books. “Mila is the true meaning of the word plus size.” “Mila steps on a scale and it reads ‘to be continued.’”

Mom answered, and I was confused for a second until she rushed chanting words from the book; Ruby and her brothers were trying to get to her, but the line stopped them. “Can you fly? Jump up?” “It's too high.” “We have to stop her!” I couldn't move to help, so I just watched and prayed they would do something; she couldn't get away with all this. With all the lives she took. Well, it seemed they had finally found a way, as a strip of the line was cut, making it possible to cross, Ruby did but it was too late as Mom jumped into the book, which opened like a mouth, and it happened so fast that it was suddenly rising from the ground, wings developing on its sides as it tried to fly; it was goin

I started reciting all the cringy, weird and perverted pick up lines I could think of, all the while watching the jerk King lose his cool. I put my hand over my heart to make my performance seem unfeigned, looking all touched and moved, a bit misty-eyed too. "DARLING, who'd have ever imagined you to be so naughty when you asked me if I sat in sugar because I've got such a sweet ass... I mean buttocks(I feared these primordials would mistake my ass for a donkey if I didn't enlightened them with the specifics). That I'm in all of your inappropriate..."

Then everything went black. ******************** I heard beautiful laughter. It reminded me of a child’s giggle, but with more substance. I couldn’t see her face, but I knew it was Vasha. The sky above was clear and light blue. Warm wind blew around me as I searched the field of Sunflowers for my friend's laughter. She started to squeal with happiness, and I followed the sound. Within seconds I was rewarded with her thin arms looping around my neck. She felt delicate, but strong. Her lips whispered low, in an alluring way.

said Young Ho in a disgusting tone like he is going to puke any minute. “I know right. It was so awful!! So damn awful!!” said Jisung with uneasy expressions while cringing hard. “If you need help with the flirty pick up lines then you can anytime ask your brother. I will help you. Oh My! I think my ears are bleeding. Fishes!! What will fishes do after hearing your moans or name? Ew!!” said Young Ho in disbelief and everyone started laughing. “Why are you all laughing?” asked Lily while standing at the door.