Funny Catchphrases Novels & Stories

he said, leaning forward with a conspiratorial grin, "trying to explain to the client why their slogan was... let’s say, unfortunate, and you know what they said?" I took a sip of my water, already grinning at the punchline I knew was coming. "What?" "'We don’t see the problem. It’s edgy and modern.’" He threw his hands up in mock exasperation. "Elaine, the slogan was: ‘We’re coming for you, fast and hard.’" I nearly choked on my water, bursting into laughter. "You’re kidding!" "I wish I was,” he laughed with me. “I spent an entire afternoon trying to convince them that it sounded more like a bad action movie tagline than something for a family-friendly brand."

I said. “That’s becoming your catchphrase.” “And ‘you’re doing it again’ is apparently yours.” That got a laugh out of him. He looked good when he laughed. Which was irritating, because life clearly hadn’t decided I was dealing with enough already. “I got some good shots,” he said after a beat. “Bench reactions, Chase on the half wall, Marcus celebrating.” He paused. “And one of you staring like you forgot you had a notebook.” I turned so fast my chair squeaked. “Delete it.”

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Mickey Mouse : Smile, laugh, love, dance and live life not just for the sake of it. Popeye : Eat healthy. Health is the real wealth…...ah! I do love this one too. Helps me in encouraging my kids to eat vegetables. Recess : It is completely okay to be different. Accept your uniqueness. Duck Tales : Money will not buy you happiness. It is the people around you who will make the world more beautiful for you.

I smiled warmly back at him and we continued to play the game. I was called up next. My word was a ‘printer’. How the hell was I supposed to act that out? Were there other difficult ones in there as well? I bent my knees and began to show that something was coming out of my mouth. The crazy replies nearly threw me off my game. “Cholera!” “Sick” “Really bad singing!” “Orgasm!” Everyone broke into a fit of laughter. Even I couldn’t believe what Jay was saying. “Who the hell orgasms like that, Jay?” Luke asked, laughing hard as he looped his arm around Emily.

“You know it’s never too late to pursue that dream of being a standup comic.” He grinned. “Duke the Cable Guy’s gotta a nice ring to it, doesn’t it?” “Sure, your catch phrase could be “I’ll get ‘r done… tomorrow.” “How ’bout this for a catch phrase? ‘Hey, Minus. Shut your Yankee mouth or I’ll put a boot in your fuckin’ ass.’” “Perfect, we’ll call Carnegie Hall for a booking as soon as we’re done here,” he said picking up the ledger. “Now, what the hell am I lookin’ at?”