Funny Catchphrases Novels & Stories

For three years, I worked three jobs a day to send Wendy Stallone to university. In the end, I ended up doing all the chores at home as well. On the day Wendy graduated, the Stallone family came to bring her back to the family, and she turned into a socialite overnight. Everyone said my years of hardship had ended, and I was about to become rich. During the celebration party, Clark Quinn, Wendy’s childhood friend, sat beside her like he was born to orbit around her and asked me whether it was time for me to step aside. Wendy said nothing and just toyed with Clark’s fingers. Under the dazzling lights, I stared at her and asked calmly, “Are we going to break up?” She was stunned for

he added, and a deep chuckle escaped me, followed by a loud laugh. “Oh my goodness,” I choked out, clutching my stomach from laughter. “You’re so fucking funny, Conan,” I muttered, my laughs reducing to mere chuckles now. “Goodness, at least come up with something believable if you’re going to lie. What fucking century do you think we’re in?”

I felt in the mood for singing so I began singing a childhood lullaby that would always rock at the back of my head. 'MARY HAD A GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN GUN. A SEXY AK 47. AND EVERYWHERE THAT MARY WENT MARY WENT MARY WENT THE GUN WAS SURE TO GO. IT WILL MAKE EVERYONE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. IT WAS A GUN OF MURDER' I went straight for the freezer for the ice cream but couldn't find so I yelled 'WHERE IS THE FUCKING ICE CREAM?'

"Ha ha ha ha... I am happy you like me" "Like you, you say..? Come on baby... I do not just like you, I LOVE YOU LIKE CRAZY BABY..!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha... My funny fucking guy! I love you too..." "Ha ha ha ha... My hot hairy pussied babe!" "Ha ha ha ha ha... My hot big fat long dicked hottie!" "Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.... Crazy hot babe! You sure are something else I swear!"

“What's the catch?” “The catch,” I said, feigning a serious expression, “is that you have to tell me one hilarious joke before we leave.” The kids burst out laughing. “Pfft, I can't believe you'd try to trick me like that!” Celine retorted, hands on his chin. “Hey, I'm just trying to make sure we leave on time!” I teased. “Kids, for real this time, it's getting late,” Franco spoke up, his voice firm.

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

I was still flummoxed as to why the party was a funeral party until I heard, "On this auspicious day, I am finally relieved from the evil medicines I was having from the past few months. Those little monsters have finally left me. Cheers!" My muffin was the most insane creature God has ever created. She had taken my words too seriously when I had suggested to her once to hold a funeral party of the medicines. "You rock Chubby Cheeks." "Chubby Cheeks, Congratulations," "We love you Marshmallow." "Cupcake, you are the best."

he replied. I raised a curious eyebrow. I hadn’t expected him to say ‘yes’. I tried to think of what might be a good phrase and something I wouldn’t say by accident. I thought of quite a lot of random phrases and ideas, but most of them seemed kind of silly. Of course, keeping it sort of silly might make this idea work best. A small word or phrase to keep us smiling whenever I say it, instead of fighting. "Unicorn," I finally replied with a giggle. "And you better watch out or I’ll be saying that in front of your tough mafia buddies."

He sounded like he would have a heart attack from disappointment. I burst into laughter. It felt like I've been away from home for so long, when in reality, it's only been a few days. "I'm kidding. Relax. I will be home soon. Try to stay sane, and maybe if you go crazy, Kimberly can be your roommate."

Both Xander and Michael sent him a question mark. Ivan: Hahaha! A phrase crossed my mind. Do you want to know what it is? Xander: No, thank you. Just shut up. Ivan: I’m typing it out anyway. As the saying goes, it’s okay to turn your back on your friend to achieve your dreams. Hahaha! How does it sound? Did I say it correctly? Both Michael and Xander sent a smiling emoji to the group. Xander: You’re done for. Ivan: Hahaha! I’m almost dead laughing anyway!