Funny Catchphrases Novels & Stories

Shit “Can you bring us some french fries please” - Mike says “French fries are not drinks” - Gabe says with a chuckle “Oh, fuck of” - Mike replies and then looks at the waitress - “I’m sorry sweetheart” - he says offering her his biggest Prince Charming smile “Three portions?” - she asks while she blushes and Mike nods his head - “and a coke please” - he says “Can I have a chocolate chip milkshake please?” - I say and Gabe laughs

They were all looking and nodding to each other. “Oh Jesus.” Grey said. “SNARL …” Aspen said. Em tilted her head .. “SNURL..” “Uh uh that’s not a word. It’s more of a SCREW UP YOUR FACE” Mickey said. “That’s more than one word sister.” Em said. “You said bag of dicks..” Mickey argued. To which they all laughed at again. “Here let me try..” Asher said. “CAMELTOE!!” He yelled. The girls all about fell out of their seats laughing.

"Well, that makes no sense at all. Why would you curse your friend who had the same idea? What happened to great mines think alike? You know, what was said was mine on both sides and the words blew up at the same time." "How are you still corporeal? It's great minds think alike, dumb ass. And you either say jinx because you are being a dick or you say great minds think alike if it's a funny occurrence. Gods... Sex with you must be fascinating." Jinx joked as he pulled into the rest stop and hopped out of the car.

Not knowing what to say in response to his words. His mouth quirked. “What for?” He looked confused at my words but continued the cleaning, ignoring me. “Charming’s one word for it. I’d go with ‘festering swamp of bad manners and worse morals,’ but hey—po-tay-to, po-tah-to.” The unexpected phrasing from him made me laugh. It was a small, startled sound that slipped out before I could stop it. I had never pictures someone as serious as him making a phrase like that.

“YEAH ! LET THE UNINVITED MOTHERFVCKER GET A TASTE OF ALL OUR ATTENTION AND LOVE” “KILL ! KILL ! KILL !” “BARBECUE HIS ASS, FVCKERS !!” “EVERYONE SHUT THE “HELL” UP ! SEE ? SEE ? WHAT I DID THERE ?” “YEAH SUCKER. YOU USED A PUN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN YOUR LIFE” “HELL NO ! I AM PUN LORD” “NO YOU ARE POOP LORD. THAT’S IT” “SHUT UP, GUYS ! YOU ARE BEING SO UNCOOL”

I shook my head and went to sit across Audrey. She was laughing at the quotes on the wall. “These are hilarious,” she said, reading one aloud: ‘I don’t need you to brag about me, I just don’t want you to deny me in front of people. – FART!’ Her laughter burst out, filling the café. I just stared, completely captivated. Every laugh, every sparkle in her eyes, it was contagious. “Here’s another one!” she giggled. ‘What a life! Eggs every single day… eggs, eggs, eggs… Do you know who said that?’ Her eyes gleamed mischievously.

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said, "I outlived the buggers." Memorable Quotes "Scattered showers my ass!" Noah. "I have no problem with you talking to yourself as long as it doesn't turn into an argument" Woody Allen. "If at first you don't succeed try, try again. Then quit. There's no point being a damn fool about it." W.C.Fields. "The one thing that all porn stars have in common is a dread of filming the scenes that don't involve sex" Fanny Lightfoot (Porn Movie Director) "For every human problem, there is a solution that is simple, neat, and wrong." H. L. Mencken

Ain't no passing craze It means no worries For the rest of your days It's our problem-free philosophy Hakuna Matata! Why, when he was a young warthog When I was a young wart-hoooog! Very nice! Thanks! She twirled around quickly making probably making funny faces at the kid because he laughed at her still his eyes glistening from tears. Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze It means no worries For the rest of your days

He mocked Philip, “My dear nephew, what now? Ten minutes have passed. Where are your cash delivery trucks? Where’s the 1.6 billion dollars in cash? Hahaha!” Immediately after, the surrounding directors also spoke sarcastically, “I'm laughing my ass off. It's really fun to watch this drama at night.” “Yes, even though I’m an old man now, I can still watch such funny things happening. I’ll remember this for the rest of my life. Maybe I can even live longer from laughing at this.” “Philip, where’s your convoy? We’ve waited for ten minutes.” The crowd laughed at Philip’s ignorance.