Random Funny Phrases Novels & Stories

Hayden laughed out loud, except that his face was blank and cold. “That's an unfunny one, man. Hahahahaha” Philip snorted, laughing, and pointing at Hayden. “Perhaps you'd have to elaborate because I don't have unfunny in my dictionary. Hahahahaha” Hayden retorted with a joke, causing everyone to laugh as they continued to walk down the stairs. Philips immediately snorted. “You're such a…”

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”

I pleaded. She grinned mischievously once again. "Oh Grealish, don't you see? I'm here to teach you a valuable lesson. Life is unpredictable, and sometimes it throws you an unexpected curveball. You've spent far too much time worrying about the mundane. It's time to embrace the chaos and find laughter in the absurdity of it all!" What the fuck? She's crazy!

She replied. “What i said? But there's nothing funny about what i said, is there?” “Yes. When you said, i'm your close friend now.” She smiled at the same time. “Then? what's so funny about that? isn't it really true what o said that we're friends now?” when o said that, she just smiled. “Friends?” it told me emphatically, and i nodded my head. “Yes. Isn't it?” “Of course, not! who's going to be friends with me, a crazy man?” she joked, but i didn't go along with her joke because i was serious about what i was saying.

“Why did you not laugh?” Fay slowly got to her feet and cast a patronizing glance at Mina. "How do you feel about that? Is your joke truly funny? Check to see who is still laughing among those in attendance. Furthermore, a joke isn't considered a joke if it doesn't make the person telling it laugh,” After pausing, she went on, "It is called having a foul mouth." Everyone's odd eyes shifted to Mina as Fay said these words. Mina’s cheeks abruptly turned scarlet, and her eyes were full of hate as she gave Fay a scathing glance.

“Cheers!” I shake my head, laughing out loud. This woman is not serious, she can actually be the end of me. I fold my fingers and clink my hand against hers, following her humour. “Cheers.” I murmur. Nina yells a cheer and we fake drink together. This is hilarious. What’s even more hilarious is me joining in. But it’s fun. And I love this kind of stupid fun.

I wanted to say something smart, something funny, something that didn’t scream oh my God yes please ruin me. But all that came out was a shaky, “Okay.”

eat? "Then, the big fish said, 'I... like... to... eat... small... fish... that... talks... slowly.' "After that, the small fish said, 'Oh, no!'" Nobody made a sound after Stella told the joke. Stella also thought that it was kind of a bad joke. So, she coughed and said, "Is it not funny?" Vermont showed his support. "No, it's hilarious." However, Keegan said sarcastically, "Do you mean ridiculous?"

she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.

"Not without a kiss" "Have you gone mad?" "Yes, in your love" "Ha, ha, ha... Very funny! It is a very cheezy and old line. Try something new" "I don't know anything. I want a kiss otherwise I won't cut the call" "It's ok then I would disconnect"