Funny Catchphrases Novels & Stories

“Thanks for the PSA. I’ll be sure to send him a thank-you card.” Another guy, shorter but just as confident, chimed in. “Seriously though, Faith. You’re like the Mona Lisa—everyone’s trying to figure out what’s behind that mysterious smile.” “Wow, that’s original,” I replied, deadpan. “Did you G****e that, or did it just come to you in a moment of divine inspiration?” The group burst out laughing, and the first guy tried again. “Alright, how about this? Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears.”

It's pathetic! He dropped that bomb and strutted off before I could fire back. I could hardly believe my ears that such boneheaded words came from the man I have loved for years. His so-called 'cozy winter promos' were just a table with free cups of cheap black coffee and some giveaway gloves out front. The coffee often went cold, untouched, and those gloves ended up in the street bin. However, Seth, of course, thought they were pure gold. Somehow, I was the one cashing in on Lily's ideas!

Jas goes with Annie in the car that Jonas' parents left behind. I sit on a seat in the back as Jordan makes his way to me. "What'cha thinking?" I smile at the refrence to the old cartoon. I don't honestly know what I'm thinking though. I know the cartoon catch phrase was 'what'cha doing?' but the way he said it just sends me into a fit of giggles. All I really can think about is the next moment. It seems like every time I start to think things will work out and are going well, another wrench gets thrown in the plans.

“Hey there, I’m Marcel. Do you always look this uncomfortable at parties, or is it just tonight?” I couldn’t help but laugh. “I’m Sarah. And yeah, I guess clubs aren’t really my thing.” “Well, Sarah, you look like you could use a good time. How about a joke to lighten the mood?” I raised an eyebrow. “Alright, hit me.” Marcel leaned in a bit. “Why don’t scientists trust atoms?” I shrugged, smiling. “Why?” “Because they make up everything.” I laughed, genuinely amused. “That’s actually pretty good.”

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The people who looked at his contagious laugh also began to smile. ~Hahahah "Oh, my god! Hilarious… that was freaking hilarious. ~Huff ~Huff… "my sides hurt so much... I might just die!" ~Tch "Stop laughing!" Kiara spewed slurs, "What the hell is so funny you fucking cockalorum?" ~Hahahaha "Just look at your face." Akash kept laughing at her face, "I never thought I'd see this day in my life. The first time you asked someone out and got shot down like a tool… you must be so embarrassed… Hahaha!"

but suddenly it crashed out of my mouth, “Fuck man! fuck this shit!” The guy paused and his face became redder. “Did you just say fuck man?” Seeing the veins popping out of his forehead and neck, I lost my cool and involuntarily bursted into rounds of derisive laughter. “Stop laughing!! you moron” The guy bellowed angrily. “I’m not moron, I'm stiles” Fuck! fuck! stop replying, I said mentally and covered my mouth with my fingers so that words wouldn't crash out of my mouth again. It was as if anytime I think of something negative, it crashes out of my mouth.

] "One of the things I like about him... He's a corny joker." ["Like what?"] I clap my hands once. "About teleporting mosquitos. Anyhow, he can make me laugh." ["He could have learned from me~ To make a woman laugh is to make them fall for that man."] "Like what?" ["Hmm, what do you call a mosquito inside the mosquito net?"] "What?"

She just laughed as the groom tried to enjoy his wedding day and avoid the teenage photographer. “Welcome to my life.” The MMA fighter laughed. “It’s a good life.” Riffraff smiled. “Aye, it is.” Nessie agreed as she smiled at her husband. “It’s a good life, it’s a great life.” Trigg grumbled. “Quick!” Camille yelled. “Someone get a bell. He’s going to be saying it’s a wonderful life!” “Teacher says,” Priscilla said, and the other teens joined her in the quote, “every time a bell rings, an angel gets their wings.”

the motto (mm-mm) Throw it back with no chaser, with no trouble (mm-mm) Poppin' that Moët, baby, let's make some bubbles (mm-mm) Puffin' on that gelato, wanna be seein' double Gotta do what you gotta Believe it We ain't got no plans to leave here Tell all of your friends to be here We ain't gonna sleep all weekend Oh, you know, you know, you know that's the motto (mm-mm) Drop a few bills then pop a few champagne bottles (mm-mm) Throwin' that money like you just won the lotto (mm-mm) We been up all damn summer makin' that bread and butter