Funny Catchphrases Novels & Stories

That was just who he was—always taking on the weight of the world, even when it wasn’t his burden to carry. I grabbed my phone again, scrolling through our old messages. There were so many—late-night texts, playful banter, and the kind of inside jokes that only made sense to us. I found myself smiling at a thread where he’d sent me a series of terrible puns, each one worse than the last. “Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs.” I had replied with a string of eye-roll emojis, but I remembered laughing out loud at the time.

she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.

“Now it's time for some real f***ing fun.” Oh My God!

And for a moment, everything in my world felt perfect. “All good, boss!” “Yo!” “Hey, bud!” “Long time no see.” “This is what happened.” “Move aside, let the handsome guy pass. Excuse me!” “Your face looks like my butt!” “Train train, toot toot! Copy me, Zenon.” “Hehe, heya heya! Die, die… oh no, I lost! You are amazing, Zenos!” “I am eating a cupcake, my precious princess. Your handsome uncle will take one, thank you!”

Me looking like I’d been caught between a punch and a kiss. And the captions? Don’t even get me started. “Chemistry you can’t fake.” “The comeback of the century?” “When hate looks a little too much like love.” Yeah. Try drinking coffee with that shoved in your face every two seconds. I tossed my phone across the couch and muttered to myself, “God, I need a new life.” But the universe? The universe has a sick sense of humor. Because just when I thought it couldn’t get worse, the intercom buzzed.

“I am… absolutely freaking out!! I'm freaking the hell out!!” Slade laughs out loud again, leaning back as if all of this was expected. “Welcome to the club, Rebel.” And against every rule of sanity, safety, and common sense, I’ve never felt more alive in my entire chaotic, yet boring life.

He was her loyal knight, pouring her wine and serving her food, all the ruthless decisiveness of an Underboss erased. They were laughing and talking, and I was clearly not needed as a prop. I didn't want to waste any more time and looked for a chance to slip away. But Noa suddenly turned to me gracefully. "You must be Maeve. I've heard so much about you. The famous 'piano goddess of the underworld'." Caught off guard by being singled out, I quickly waved my hand. "Thank you, but that's an overstatement. Just some flattery from friends."

"AhHhH, BiG BrOtHeR. YoU ShOuLd HaVe NoT rUnAwAy." "HoNeStLy, Vicky Is SoRrY fOr HuRtIng YoU..." "HAHAHAHAHA!!!" "JuSt KiDdInG, I WoUlD'vE EaTeN YoU AfTeR I wAs BoRn In ThE AbYsS." "GYAHAHAHAH!!!"

Vincent pov I laugh so hard my eyes water. I haven't heard anything so ridiculous and stupid in a long time. The last time someone made me laugh like that was in high school. But the look on my Beta's face can only mean how serious his question was. I wipe away my tears and straighten my posture. Like a kid trying to look serious, I clear my throat a few times before speaking up. "That was a great joke, my friend, but warn me next time before you try to say something so absurd. One of these days, I might choke on a piece of food and die. Do you want it?" I raise an eyebrow at him.

“That sounds impossible.” “Then let me help,” he said simply. “Tell me something stupid. Something that has nothing to do with any of them.” I blinked at him. “Like what?” “Anything, your favorite childhood snack or your weirdest dream. Go.” The corner of my mouth twitched despite everything. “I used to dip french fries in vanilla ice cream.” Jace grinned. “Okay, that’s not weird, that’s genius.” “It is not.” “Are you kidding? Sweet and salty? That’s peak culinary innovation.”