Funny Charlie Brown Novels & Stories

Mostly frazzled. "I've been exceedingly busy," I quipped, forcing a smile on my face as I glanced over at them. Will toddled over to me, and I reached down to scoop him up. I began to bounce Will on my knee. He squealed with laughter at the motion, his dark-brown curls bouncing up and down. Will and Charlie both looked like Troy and were very hard to tell apart. They were identical, but Charlie was slightly bigger than Will and had a totally different personality. Will was loud and demanding, while Charlie was quiet and laid-back.

Soon, those people had no control over their bowels. “CEO Charlie, we’re just getting started! How about another round?” Harvey smiled while carrying the Drink of Life to Charlie. Charlie was rolling on the ground, full of pain and despair. He tilted his head up just to look at Harvey while showing an unbelievable expression. ‘Is he even human?’ ‘This is insane!’ ‘He just doesn’t get drunk!’ “I… I can’t do this anymore!” Charlie shook his head while trembling in fear. “That’s not good. According to our deal, we’d have to settle a score here!”

Taylor said, pointing to a BMW parked across the street. Minutes later, they were at the park, eating shrimp at a food truck. Charlie was over the moon, moaning in her every bite. “Mmm. So good! I love seafood!” Charlie exclaimed. “I haven’t eaten this carelessly in years!” Taylor chuckled while peeling his shrimp. He said, “I can see that.” “I can eat shrimp all day,” both Taylor and Charlie said at the same time. Then, they stared at each other and began laughing. “You know, Taylor, I noticed that while Carl seems really smart. There is something different about him,” Charlie commented. “I don’t mean anything bad. I just noticed.”

A sound which never belonged to her. Charlie Brown had come again. He came often now. Slowly and quietly, Elara descended a few steps, stopping just before the living room came into full view. From there, she could peek at them without being noticed at all. Charlie sat comfortably on the soft couch, his one arm resting along the back of it and his posture appeared relaxed. He had grown taller over the year and, he is nearly about 6' feet. His features had been sharper than before, his presence was calm and composed. He was in college now, already carrying the effortless confidence of someone born into the privilege. Everything about him looked perfect and controlled, but more distant than be

Before he looked back up at me and realized l was serious. “Making you brunch of course”, he replied after he had stopped laughing. The amused look not leaving his face. Charlie spoke again after he noticed my confusion. “Leigh it’s midday. Don’t you know?, Charlie asked with amused curiosity. And a genuine look on his face. “What!”, I exclaimed in complete horror. “Yeah. Didn’t you know?”, Charlie asked again. “Oh my god. Please tell me this is a joke”, l said in denial. Staring at Charlie in anticipation.

Jayden scoffed, “See? Just force her to sign the god-damned papers and stop going easy on her,” His brother ignored his words, his gaze still glued to mine. "Tell me what my Mom was trying to protect me from," I added. His face hardened but softened again. His lips parted, “Charlie Brown,” he stated. That name. It made my heart skip two beats and made my stomach drop. “Charlie?”I asked to confirm. "Yes, Charlie Brown. He had your sextape,". I thought it was only the name that made my heart skip two beats but the last words did the same. “How does he-".

Pops, Charlie, and the opposite team high five her. “That is how you do a water fight, but word to the wise. Never have a water fight with a siren.” She says with sass. We lie there laughing. It was what was needed, and it was fun. “Come on, let’s get you out of these wet clothes and into something warm.” I’m lifted in Charlie’s arms and he squelches through the packhouse. Both of us looking like drowned rats. We are still laughing. I say we look like drowned rats; I mean me; I look like a drowned rat. Charlie looks scrummy as he always does. God damn ovaries have just done a damn flip. Easy girl.

No such luck, he let out a chuckle and said, “Well, I will take that as a yes then. Follow me, I've been told I make the best pancakes in Alberta.” He smiled at me, then turned around and began to walk down the hallway. I ran to catch him up, then slowed down to a walk as I reached him. “That hungry huh?” He asked with a chuckle. “I'm starving!” I replied honestly. He turned around to face me and reached out his hand for me to shake. “Hello starving, I'm Charlie, and it's lovely to meet you.” He winked at me as he shook my hand, I couldn't help but laugh, he was so goofy. To be honest, I missed laughing, so much has happened lately that I haven't had a chance to just be silly. I did a preten

Charlie raised his phone towards Marvin to show the million dollar luxury chair that he found online. “Good, replace my desk as well and clean the whole office. I don’t want any germs lurking around here.” “You’re so fussy.” “Charlie!” As soon as Alejandro called his name, Charlie started dancing as he sing the song of Lady Gaga. “Don’t call my name, don’t call my name, Alejandro!” Charlie then started laughing. “That was a good joke right Alpha?” “Not really.” Charlie pouted for a moment before standing beside Marvin and giving Alejandro a serious look.

And now, everything has somehow become my fault. Charlie went to pour a glass of water for Charlie. When she approached, she brushed against something and let out a delicate cry as she fell onto the carpet. Hot liquid splashed everywhere and seeped into the hem of Charlie’s trousers. He immediately crouched down to help her. When he reached for tissues and found the box empty, he barked at me, “Hand me your scarf!” I froze. That light sky‑blue velvet scarf was the one he had given me when he confessed to me.