Funny Dorm Room Flags Novels & Stories

I stood in the middle of this ridiculous loft party, drink in hand, watching the chaos unfold like some low-budget porno audition. Everyone was half-naked, sweaty, and way too comfortable with public groping. I sipped my beer and judged silently. That guy over there with the tiger tattoo on his pec? Probably compensating for a tiny dick. The one in the corner making out with two different men at once looked like he’d peaked in high school and never moved on.

I dodged his punch and responded expressionlessly, "Go ahead. I'd like to ask Ms. Ziegler whether any of our college rules says that the dorm AC has to be set below 50°F. How does turning it off count as bullying a roommate? "If you really do melt from the heat, I'll take responsibility for it. Or we can go find the principal right now and ask for a special dorm just for you. Then, you can set the AC however you like." Keith shot me a resentful look but didn't dare say anything else. For the first time, the dorm temperature felt normal. I quickly fell into a deep sleep. But in the middle of the night, a shrill shout suddenly rang out in the dorm.

MY NEW BEGINNING When Lily and I got to the dorm, I froze in the doorway, my hand clamped to the frame. It wasn’t the cold, quiet space I’d imagined instead, the room buzzed with life. Fairy lights draped across the walls glowed softly, even in daylight, while posters plastered every surface: bands I’d never heard of and bold, handwritten quotes. The air smelled faintly of butter and something sweet, and laughter rang out from every corner. Two girls lingered by the kitchen. One wielded a spatula like a sword, her ponytail thrashing wildly as she argued.

Yup, looks like summer streaking in their local nudist beach came early for both of them. Moral of the story: GET A ROOM! ++++++++++ FAITHFULLY Some roomies in Krus na Ligas once went out for a drink. By the time it was early morning, all four of them were tipsy. It was then that they decided to talk about a certain "secret" with one another. Roommate 1: Really dude, you’re amazing! How do you do that? Roommate 2: Yeah bro, you’re so great. We so admire you, man!

They don't usually take in other guests, but because I am so famous in the werewolf community they decided to accommodate me. The rooms were decorated with flowers. Each room was also named after the flowers that the Reddings grew on the farm. I was placed in the kangaroo paw room. The name was on the door. There was photo's of a flower all over the room. The color of the room is red, orange and green. It has such a calming effect. I went to lay on the bed and just took the time to look around. Every single piece of furniture ties into the color scheme in one way or another.

I could tell they were barely able to hold on, either from yelling at her pretentious wishes or running for the hill with no payment. The first floor of our home was totally transformed. Many dark-colored balloons in red, blue, and green were placed on the walls and near the doors. On them were painted dozens of characters from famous games like, League of Legends and World of Warcraft to Super Mario. Two-meter high cartoon figures of elves, dwarfs, archers, assassins, superheroes, and scary creatures were peaking from every corner with serious expressions on their faces.

It was a three tier building, the first tier was for the senior workers, it was designed the best,with the brightest LEDs,a fourteen inch television for each room, and the best part,no bunk beds, only queens. The second tier was for the workers,it was minimal but topnotch,king beds which were to be shared by two room mates, it didn't have a TV because they were hired for work not a vacation and it had something the entire dorm didn't have—a cinematic room for all during Sunday relaxation hours.

Isla Pov The walls of Saint Valeria Academy buzzed with pre-summer chaos—half laughter, half shrieking, and a whole lot of people pretending finals didn’t nearly kill us. Suitcases rolled. Tinsel sparkled where it definitely shouldn’t (because why was someone decorating the lockers in July?). The dorm hallway smelled like hairspray, overpriced perfume, and goodbye tears. One of my roommates, Delilah, sprawled across her bed in the middle of our disaster zone of a room, flipping through an issue of Teen Vogue with her AirPods in and a massive grin on her face. She hadn’t even finished packing. Classic Delilah.

Oh, I was wrong. I knew the unit would come furnished and be generic, like the bachelor apartments back home. So it was jarring to walk in to see my roommate, or I hope she’s my roommate, painting the living room wall neon green. That alone would be off since we aren’t supposed to change the dorm permanently. Nope, what had me staring at her was the holographic giant alien wall stickers. I mean aliens like the little green kind and flying saucers.

I responded light-heartedly, "I had to wait a while to get on the elevator. There were too many people. Sorry for being late." By the time we got back to the campus after lunch, it was already late in the afternoon. All of my dormmates were lying on their beds and playing with their phones. I gave them a casual apology before handing out the gifts William and I bought for them. It was a small bottle of perfume that had a pretty decent scent and an affordable price. I rather liked it myself.