Funny Gravity Falls Quotes Novels & Stories

I asked. “My mom told me the same thing.” Balkin admitted. “My mom told me I was useless.” Wyatt offered. “Oh Wyatt, your life is so sad.” Posy sighed as we reached the door. I pushed it open farther and we immediately started falling. Our screams and howls were the only thing I could hear other than the rushing wind as we fell quickly. After five minutes of falling the whole screaming thing got pretty boring. “When will we land?” Zeke asked. “Hopefully never!” I yelled back.

getting close, and then it rings in my head what she’s about to do. “Oh, sh*t, no!” But she’s jumped off the floor. The air is so freezing and running past my skin with such coldness that I thought it would cut my skin. My cheeks are almost numb, and when I try to open my eyes, tears are slightly escaping from the harsh effect of gravity. I see that we are actually going to fall, and that means we’re going to get crushed by the ground. It’s too far. “What the hell? What the hell? Oh, my heavens, we are going to die.” And we land on the ground.

But this adorable little grinch thinks it's dangerous. "Live a little,if you do ever fall from the harness, which will never happen ;I assure you. You can just shift and it's a forest below after so the trees will cushion your fall "She stared at me with a 'Have you lost your mind 'look plastered on her small face .

“DON’T YOU DARE DROP ME! If I fall, I’ll be buried seven feet deep just from impact! No shovel needed!” And then, of course, I fell. “Goddess,” I screamed, “YOU ARE MEAN AND RUDE!”

"All your lives, you've been told to not stand on your desks. Well, why not?" As he finishes with that, a large guy slips and falls down. The sound of his seat flipping echoes all over the place. "Oh..!" multiple people react. As I look at him, both Cisco and another guy run to help him up. "You fell like a baby hippo." Cisco remarks. "Get up, buddy." says the other guy. "Is he okay? Go to the nurse, seize the day, like, right now." says the professors in a flat tone. "For your homework, I want you to swim in a lake, and tell 10 people that you love them."

He immediately sat up, hair standing, blue eyes half-open, his face full of drama. “Who pushed me?” I looked at him from the kitchen. “Gravity.” He frowned. “I’m reporting it.” “To whom? NASA?” “Max fell because he sleeps without elegance,” Issa’s voice answered, even though the little girl was still half asleep. Or maybe still dreaming. Max turned. “You sleep like an angry pillow.” Issa sat up at once. Her hair stuck out on one side. Bunny fell from her lap. “I sleep with style.” “Your style smells.”

The door suddenly closed and she pushed me to the big hole and in an instant, I fell. I fall and fall like there is no end. “Aaaahh!!!” I shouted because of the never-ending fall. I saw her watching me fall with her cold eyes and emotionless face. I keep on falling like I was falling from a very tall building. The pressure is pulling me down. I don’t know where my falling ends but this is better than getting stuck in a place full of agony and hatred. I keep on falling and falling and falling…

"I miss my brother, we are doing this when we were young, and we thought the grass is not itchy right?" "Shhhh." I stopped her. "But it's okay, we just sctratch it if it's already itchy. I am finding Lily's words funny and she faced me. "Why are you laughing? Is something funny?" "None your term being itchy. Hahahaha." "What's funny about that?" "Nothing because only fragile people fall on that world." "So you are Jeoff." "No I just want to do a revenge to your trip Lily?" "Hey stand up because you seem not to be drinking your medicine yet."

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

I heard stifled laughter behind me and I wanted the ground to swallow me. “Falling like a piece of paper when you actually look like a bag of potatoes should be a legal offence, in fact it's an offense henceforth. I don't want you damaging and causing an earthquake every time you fall.” I sat up on the floor staring at my fingers as they fumble around each other, he took a long stride past me and I could hear murmuring from the table.