Funny Gravity Falls Quotes Novels & Stories

she asserted, grabbing her ass and looking behind her to check out her own bodily physique. Unable to control her muffled laughter any longer, Katniss slipped and fell on her butt, and continued laughing. But it took just one glare from Ariadne and she’s mute immediately. “Yeah… it sucks though,” she says. Ariadne’s heart tightens and she tries to push past the lump in her throat, then blinks back the tears gathered in her eyes as she tries to make herself feel better. “Very. Great. A lot. I can admit this”

Chapter thirteen "It was nice playing with all of you," Monica smiled with a wave of her hair, "Unfortunately, I have to fall." The men eyed her wryly, trying their best to make sense of her words. But long before they did, the lady bowed and flipped off the branch, FALLING STRAIGHT DOWN! It was then they understood what she meant by I-have-to-fall. And just like most surprised people, they just paused and watched, seemingly trying to understand if she had really jumped off a branch down to a waterfall.

Chapter 1 Kelly There's a moment between impact and realisation that you're about to hit the ground a wise person once said that; when you fall down you are in free fall, you don't realise that gravity is going to pull you down and the minute gravity pulls you down that's when you can feel the impact and pain of the events that had just transpired and falling down isn't falling down if you don't feel pain . Is the realisation that you're hurt and it's accepting that you're in pain and you had no control over what had just happened.

He laughs but shuts up. “Ok, listen, while we are on the topic of quotes, I have some funny, sarcastic ones,” he says and opens his phone to read some. “Two wrongs, don’t make a right, take your parents as an example,” I laugh. I can use it on anyone who messes with my friends. “Tell me more,” I urge him. “Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs,” I chuckle.

What is so fucking interesting about it? Lev threw his hands in the air at the next action and spoke, "Oh, look at that brilliant move! I didn't know action heroes had PhDs in physics." He said sarcastically, earning a stink eye from Anna. They just love to annoy the shit out of each other. "Yeah, because defying gravity is a common skill, right?" I backed up Lev, because honesty, what the fuck is this shit. Anna stared at me with disbelief on her face, if one looked at her right now they would think I betrayed her during a war or something. Such a dramatic woman she is.

“I swear to God, if I die, I’m haunting your ass forever.” “Promise?” “Fuck you.” Click. Click. Click. And then— Silence. The top. I look down and immediately regret it. The earth is a distant blur. Wind slams against my face like a slap. Then we drop. Everything falls. My lungs forget how to work. My brain short-circuits. My soul has definitely evaporated.

About fifteen minutes into the drive, I asked, “Why so slow?” “Oh, I’m sorry. Do you feel the need, the need for… going faster?” I laughed so loudly I almost snorted and had to put both of my hands over my nose since even a baby like me recognizes the famous movie quote he almost said. “You’re a funny guy in an unassuming way.” He turned a slight shade of pink. “Yeah, well, in our line of work you have to find some way to be a little bit of a comedian, or you’ll end up in the loony bin.”

Leo was lying there in the dirt looking absolutely shocked and confused that gravity had decided to take his side for once, and we were all laughing at him like it was the funniest thing we had seen all day. "Shut up," Leo groaned from the ground, but he was already smiling despite himself, despite the dirt covering his back. We didn't shut up we laughed harder, tears streaming down our faces.

Like detectives. God. Then Peanut reached the flower garden. Fair. Stopped. Reasonable. Then buried the spoon. God. Immediately. Fair. Without hesitation. Reasonable honestly. Then patted the dirt. God. Satisfied. Fair. Very satisfied. Reasonable. Mission accomplished. God. Then Lily collapsed laughing. Fair. Ava collapsed laughing. Reasonable. Even Elena laughed. God. Then Adrian rubbed his face. Fair. Because there was no explanation. Reasonable honestly. None. God.

We moved in silence for a while, except for the rustle of branches and the occasional shower of pebbles skittering down. Halfway up, a stone crumbled under my foot, and I slipped. “Mira!” Luca’s voice cut through the air. My fingers had already caught a nearby branch. I dangled there for a breath, my heart racing in my throat. “You okay?” Nathan asked below, sounding winded. “Yeah,” I breathed. “Just… testing gravity.” This is no time to joke, Mira! Nathan must have heard my thoughts, somehow. “This is no time to joke, Mira! You almost got killed." He scolded from below.