Funny Humorous Poems Novels & Stories

"Hush little baby, don't say a word..." His voice is like nails on a chalkboard. He butchers the familiar tune of "Hush Little Baby," turning it into a comedic masterpiece. I feel a snicker rising up my throat, and before I know it, I'm giggling. The pain is still there, but Javier's atrocious singing is the absurd distraction I need. I laugh until tears stream down my face, my body shaking with mirth. Javier, oblivious to his own lack of musical talent, continues to sing with gusto, a goofy grin spreading across his face.

They join in the laughter themselves, embracing the shared experience and finding solace in the camaraderie that binds us. As the laughter gradually subsides, a sense of lightness fills the air. The room is no longer just a place for cleaning and chores; it has become a haven of laughter and shared memories. We exchange playful banter and teasing remarks, savoring the moments of levity that bring us closer together. Laughter fills the room as we indulge in playful banter, with Lily’s recent slip becoming the focal point of our jests. I can’t help but join in, concocting creative jokes that fit the scene perfectly.

Suppose if the seniors ask what's your name, they have to reply Myyyyyy Nammmmmeeee isssss pooojaa. * Show their dancing skills without any music. * The freshers were not supposed to laugh while another fresher was saying something or they would be punished. It was so damn funny to see all of them doing it. We have been doing it for the last 2 years and were enjoying this year too. One of my friends called a fresher to come to us. He was a bit scared but my friend told him to tell a joke until everyone in the room cracks up. This was not as easy as it sounds.

But then, something came over him, and the laughter bubbled right on out. It was an extraordinary thing actually… that he could find anything funny right now, with so much going on. The fact that it was his vehicle getting annihilated, well that was just plain insane. But he had pictured her laughing and snorting, running around and trying to be quiet while abusing his hummer… and that was just about the funniest shit he’d ever imagined.

Mitchum complained. “I would rather do this any day than doing dishes and waiting tables. It isn’t that bad and it is for the good of the pack. Quit your bitching already dude,” I replied. While he made a few lude comments, the funniest thing happened. A few of the men working near us started singing a catchy tune, I hadn’t heard it before but it was outrageous enough to make the task more fun; “Well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off. Well, bugger off, you bastards, bugger off. You’re like a herd of bloody swine that refuse to leave the trough. You’ll get no more this evening so you better bugger off. You’ve been a splendid audience but aye your time has passed. So don’t you all be letti

I muttered, “if I wanted you dead, I wouldn’t poison you. I’d shoot you instead.” Their mouths dropped open, and I realized too late that I shouldn’t be joking about something like that. A nervous laugh fell from my lips. “I—I was only joking. You’d be able to smell poison from a mile away, and I know you’ll get the gun away from me within seconds.” Devrim was the first to break the silence. “You humans have a sick sense of humour. I don’t really see what’s so funny in what you said.” “I’m sorry.”

James and Em expected, but Fi, seriously, you. "Aw, Justin, come on. It's just a joke." She said. "Hilarious." James butted in. "Hilarious is also an understatement." Em interrupted him. "Yeah, right, and look how hard I am laughing. Hahaha." Justin said sarcastically. "Justin, what if the same joke was cracked on James?" Fiona suggested it. "Hahaha!! well, that would have been beyond hilarious, right Jamie?" Justin was laughing now. "Give me a hi-fy for that, Justin." Em and Justin gave each other Hy FY.

Jeff jokes around and laughs his ass out. “Shut up,” “Shut up!” Both Seid and I yell at his not-so-funny joke.

"Now that deserves a SANDing-ovation. I was afraid I was going to have to use some CAMEL-flage to get out of here. I was just SHORE things were going to end badly. Now I am hungry. You know what I want?" The other men started. "A…a SANDwich?" Renat asked, unsure of what to do with the jolly general. "Precisely! And don't forget DEsSERT," Junayd laughed. "But don't try to SAND by me to me when it comes to jokes. You will always come up a few GRAINs short." The boy shrugged and gave the General a sidelong glance. "I have found that all jokes about deserts fall under DRY humor. But perhaps that is because one has to be deserted to fully appreciate them."

But the frowned turn to laugh all of sudden when I saw how his smile faded. "Why are you laughing?" He then sighed like a child. I didn't know grim reaper can be funny like this. How I wish to see Saint pouting like this. Maybe that's more interesting. Damn! I can't imagine. "You are ridiculous." "Tsk! Everyone's tells that." "Great, at the list I'm not the only one"