Funny Humorous Poems

Community Service. Two words I should be thankful for, but I’m not. I resent the hours it’s away from building my business. When they push the little girl into the room, her crazy curls barely held back by the barrette in her hair, and studious glasses on her face, I can tell she’s scared. Something inside of me breaks, and I want this girl to feel wanted again. What I’m unprepared for is meeting her mom. The second our hands touch, there are fireworks, bright lights, and a picture of the future I could one day have. The future I’ve never allowed myself to wish for. Community service becomes more than a chore. In the months that follow, I realize they’re just like me: they’ve been abandoned, left behind by the world, forgotten by those who should love them. Thanks to the one last hope in both our lives - we found the light in the darkness we’d been searching for.Trick is created by Laramie Briscoe, an eGlobal Creative Publishing author.

Pernikahan tersembunyi antara Salsa dan Dewa. Lika-liku perjalanan kisah cinta yang rumit, dari mulai jati diri Salsa yang ternyata putri kandung Bram, ayah tiri Dewa. Lalu Dewa yang kelahirannya tidak pernah diinginkan oleh kakeknya. Bagaimana nasib pernikahan Dewa dan Salsa? Mampukah mereka menghadapi pahit manisnya bahtera rumah tangga???

ตัวแสดงแทนบทบู๊อย่างเฉินเซียหนิงประสบอุบัติเหตุขณะถ่ายทำละครย้อนยุคจีนโบราณเรื่องหนึ่ง เมื่อฟื้นตื่นขึ้นมาอีกทีกลับพบว่าตนเองกลายเป็นว่าที่พระชายาของหลินชินอ๋อง ตัวร้ายที่เหี้ยมโหดในบทละครที่นางได้ร่วมแสดงเป็นตัวประกอบ ทำการแสดงแทนนางเอกในบทต้อสู้และเสี่ยงอันตราย เฉินเซียหนิงเคยได้อ่านบทละครเรื่องนั้นในบทของพระชายาเอกของหลินชินอ๋องที่ตนเองได้ร่วมแสดงเป็นตัวละคนผู้นี้ แต่ได้ทำการแสดงเพียงไม่กี่ฉากเพราะตัวประกอบผู้นี้ไม่มีบทบาทในละครมากนัก บทสุดท้ายของตัวละครผู้นี้ต้องถูกสามีของตนเองฆ่า ดังนั้นเฉินเซียหนิงจึงอยากพลิกชะตาของพระชายาผู้นี้ เพราะตนไม่อยากจะตายไวเหมือนกับบทตัวประกอบในละครเรื่องนั้น ในโลกที่เรียกว่าดินแดนเสวียนคง ยึดถือผู้มีพลังลมปราณเป็นใหญ่ เฉินเป่าหนิงผู้มีชาติกำเนิดสูงส่งแห่งแคว้นเฉียนแต่กลับไร้เส้นพลังลมปราณกลายเป็นคุณหนูผู้ไร้ค่าในสายตาของคนทั่วไปในดินแดนเสวียนคง เรื่องทุกอย่างเริ่มมีการเปลี่ยนแปลงไปอย่างมาก นับตั้งแต่เฉินเซียหนิงทะลุมิติย้ายเข้ามาในร่างของเฉินเป่าหนิง จากสตรีที่ไร้ค่ากลับมีพลังลมปราณที่แข็งแกร่ง จากสตรีที่ถูกคู่หมั้นรังเกียจกลับกลายเป็นคู่หมั้นตัวร้ายรีบร้อนและบังคับนางให้ต้องแต่งมาเป็นพระชายาของเขาเท่านั้น แต่ทว่าเฉินเซียหนิงไม่อยากเป็นพระชายาของท่านอ๋องตัวร้ายผู้นี้ เรื่องราวอลวลจึงเริ่มเกิดขึ้น…

Nick Henderson and Gabriel Swann are so very happy with their love affair. They have had five years of being alone with each other, and they have talked about having a third party in their relationship. Being bisexual they both love women but they both agree it would take someone so special to love both of them. All Millie Ashton wants is a family who loves her. Her mother has zero maternal instinct, and her two older half-sisters, twins and fashion models Pearl and Ruby, use her as a slave! After a massive row over a ruined top, Millie leaves home. On a wet and windy March day, Millie walks into what seems to be akin to a tiger's den. Superstar rock-god musicians Nick Henderson and Gabriel Swann, need a housekeeper. Was looking after the twins a case of better the devil you know, or will Millie find the most wonderful family.

A mysterious quest. A lost prince. An unknown past. A huge stake in the world. A great mystery. A prince sets himself on a quest that will shake the continent and even the world. An epic fantasy story filled with adventure, power, destiny, fun and loving characters, mystery. Fall in love with a brand new set of funny, cool and quirky characters that are sure to make every moment worthwhile. Witness what it truly means to Rise... A Legend!

Ava and Andre are forced by their parents to get married to each other. But before then, they have been involved in a fight twice and agreed to get married just to exact revenge on each other. But guess what? Ava and Andre were young lovers at teens but seperated. But how? Well, we'll find out. Fix your seatbelt as we take a ride through this funny, mindblowing and romantic story!

Siron, a naive and humorous 20-year-old, lived with an ancestral curse he had never believed in. Thousands of years ago, Morat, a male shifter betrayed and murdered by the kingdom, cursed the entire line of the royal family’s men. Now, in the modern era, Siron was the last heir to that curse. His parents constantly pushed him to attend the temple for protective rituals, but Siron always evaded them, dismissing the curse as just an old story. But everything changed when Morat began to manifest, first as a faint shadow, then as a horrifying figure haunting Siron’s apartment. When Siron accidentally performed an ancient blood ritual that appeared in his dreams, Morat’s form transformed into a handsome man… but only temporarily. Terror, sensuality, and manipulation slowly began to engulf Siron’s life. Amidst a mix of fear and pleasure, Siron started to become addicted to Morat’s presence, even as he tried to find a way to break the curse that entangled his life.

A book lover, an innocent teenager, and an incoming college student named Bliss Dy welcomes the new chapter of her life as her father got promoted in his job. Upon meeting his dad's boss, the CEO of the company, fate seems to enjoy bumping them into each other unexpectedly. Can a funny coincidence turn into something romantic and magical? Is falling for her dad's boss will make her life blissful?

Pierre Paul Abutu gives a humorous, fascinating and dispassionate narration of the unique intimate and romantic events of his life from teenage to adolescence, and into the early stages of his adult life. This narration revolves around the lives, and relationships of sixteen ladies with whom he shared happy, intimate, eventful and evergreen moments of his life with. These love affairs occur in Pierre Abutu’s life, at his university, the Augustine Nnamani Campus, Agbani, in Enugu Campus of the Nigerian Law School, Akwa Ibom State and the Federal Capital Territory, Abuja. Due to his religious beliefs, personal convictions, personal principles, metaphysical and supernatural predictions and postulations, the media, intellectual and literary effects in his life, most of these affairs either ended abruptly or amicably. These love affairs also reveal the negative attitudes, traits and deceptive machinations of these girls and ladies. Even though certain unpleasant and resultant effects were never intended at any particular stage, or with any of these girls and ladies, one thing was very clear: each love affair was and would always be evergreen to Pierre Abutu.

A comedy of errors, that offers second chances for first love in this BDSM Mafia, Reverse Harem Romance. In that moment of embarrassment, fear and dread, I do the unthinkable…….. I jump into the black clad stranger's arms, and kiss him with all the drama of a soap opera. Yes, I meant it to be for show to avoid my stalker, but .....Let’s just say it’s not all fake when I practically swoon like the well-to-do British lady I’m impersonating. “Renfield tricked me,” I pant, pointing my shaking finger at the obnoxious blonde man, literally crying, this is all so hysterical to him. “Dracula's spell is too powerful. I can't fight it, go! Go find Van Helsing!" How did this happen? Nicky! That’s right, this is all my orphan brother, Roman Nikolai Cross’ fault! Ever since that tweedle twap jerk named me after the bad luck stray cat outside our orphanage, there is no end to the comedy of errors that is my life. I was hoping to avoid the so tragic it’s funny or so funny it’s tragic stigma with my second chance on life, but no such luck with his latest shenanigans.