Novel & Cerita Funny Insults Names

“Is that all you got? That was the funniest insult you can come up with?” Eleanor backs off, staring at me with narrowed eyes. I can’t tell if she’s trying to recognize me, or if she’s just too angry and stunned to speak. Either way, I don’t care. “They did say that low IQ people tend to go for stupid, shallow insults,” I say calmly. “You don’t look very smart, both of you. And besides, even with all the money in the world, you just can’t buy style. Look at how both of you are dressed. All logos. No class. Maybe I should give you this dress. It might save you.”

"Ms. Sampson's villa isn't home for the homeless. They're your parents, aren't they, Felix? Figures. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. Ugh, I can still smell the mud on them." Rage flared within my heart, but I held it back and quickly wiped the water off my in-laws. Diane had a short fuse. She would not stand for this insult, so she snapped, "And who are you supposed to be, you uneducated swine? How dare you call Felix a homeless man!" Zack did not hold back. Instead, he pressed on the attack. He picked up a ceramic ornament and hurled it at Diane. I deflected it with my hand, and the ornament grazed me.

Veldrin’s eyebrow slightly raised, his gaze became curious and, at the same time, worried. “Why would I laugh at my Queen’s well-thought-out choice? Unless, of course, you plan to name him something outrageous like...Moonny or Goofy?” I smack his arm lightly, trying not to laugh. “Moonny? Goofy? Really? What kind of mother do you think I am? Those are silly and cruel names for any child to have, let alone a prince!” He chuckled and gently caught my wrist before I could pull away. He drew me closer, too close for me to feel his warm breath on my face.

I asked as I pulled my jeans up, under my hospital gown. "Jack...Jack Gilinsky" [sorry bitch I had to] I don't remember Justin or Dylan telling me about a jack, but maybe he just left him out. "Oh well I'm Ghiana...ghiana Taylor" I joked. "I know who you are" he smirked making me get mixed vibes. I conjured up a laugh as I slowly pulled off my gown, leaving me in a tank top. "Wow you're really bruised up." He said as I noticed him trying to hold in a laugh.

she whispered, her voice soft but firm. Him. The way she said it made Sana’s jaw tighten. “Aariz?” Sana’s voice sharpened, laced with venom. She leaned in closer, her words hushed but cutting. “Do you have any idea what kind of man he is? You think a man like Aariz Seikh Pataudi could ever belong to someone like you? Darling, you’re nothing but a… distraction. Pretty, yes. Innocent, sure. But in his world, innocence doesn’t last.”

Colt speaks before walking away. “Babes, bitches is a name for women in the bikers community, along with sugarbutt. It wasn’t an insult,” King smirks at me. “Insult or not, I won’t be called a bitch,” I argue. “Fuck Babe, calm it,” he laughs. “No, King, I won’t calm it, and stop calling me Babe,” I argue. “What’d ya rather I call ya? Bitch, sugarbutt? Miss? Professor, or teach?” His mouth kisses my neck. I go to argue and hear someone.

A small laugh escaped me at that brutally crafted insult and their heads snapped towards me as if just remembering I was still there. "And what's so funny Dhampir," Lana chewed on the word like it disgusted her. I refused to let her think it bothered me and shrugged my shoulders nonchalantly. "Nothing, really. I was just thinking if that's the opinion your friends have of you, I can't imagine what the rest of the court thinks." "What's it to you," Gwyneth piped in. "It's not like your reputation at court is anything to brag about. I think beastly and insolent were among the most common terms going around."

'Since you gave me that nickname I think I should also have one for you as wellto be far' I said 'You should call me papi chulo' Jc says winking at me 'No I already have a nickname for you and it fits you' I say 'Hmm what is it' he asks 'how about Jackass?' I say with an innocent smile 'Or how about idiot? oh actually what about dumbass? you know what I have more its like its coming to me' I say with a smile, JC rolls his eyes. 'very funny PRINCESS' he says glaring at me 'and I told you to stop calling me that' we both glare at each other getting close I hear the girls coming back and saw Brian and Jackie getting close to us when Brian said 'okay lets get to school before we're all late' pul

Well that explains his lack of respect towards women. "So you're a whiny-ass piece of shit, a man-child, I presume?" I ask with mocking smile on my face. His smiled was wiped off his face clean off, and he looked at me enraged. "Bitch, what the fuck did you just say?" he growled, and the other two stopped laughing as well. Having caught the tension. They were too busy in their heads they haven't even realized I was throwing them an insult. "I said," I paused, crossing my arms against my chest. Their eyes quickly dropped to my cleavage peeking through my blouse, and I smiled, "You're a whiny-ass piece of shit man-child, at best, couldn't make the right decision without mommy standing by you?"

"He couldn't even land a single punch.” As he finished reading the message, he noticed that about 5 other people had replied to Brian's comment, and they were all insulting him and calling him names. Some person had even replied with, 'I know right, he is all bark no bite.’ the person also input a hashtag, ‘#Pathetic’