Funny Insults Names Novels & Stories

I smiled, picturing her animated expression. "Also, Lucas is such a manipulative asshole," she continued. "Reminds me of my idiot brother William. Both of them think they're so smart when they're actually just privileged morons." "Tell me more about how much you hate Lucas," I encouraged, finding unexpected comfort in her rage. What followed was a barrage of colorful insults and creative name-calling that had me actually laughing out loud for the first time in days. "...and his eyebrows look like two caterpillars having a staring contest..." "...has the emotional intelligence of a brick..." "...couldn't find his way out of an open field..."

An insult. “ What?! Are you insulting me?!” he said while his face was like a crumpled paper. “Eh? I thought you won’t get it. I think I underestimate you,” June said . Kanaye just feels more annoyed because of that. He feels like he is dumber to understand the insult for about a minute. Then they argued endlessly. Well, this is to be expected. Both of them are quite close and even though June doesn’t like socialising, he still knows how to bond with his friends. Well, he bonds with them with insults.

He is crazy… Silly. "What a way to insult" sarcasm sprang from me even though I didn't plan it. The curly brunette laughed and crushed out the butt of the cigarette in the ashtray. He got up, resting his elbows on the table and the beige light reflected in his eyes the personality of an angel and a demon in the same body. —I don't like insults, my culture is special. "What culture?" He shrugs. "One who believes me." —And your culture doesn't let you insult even your stupid boss?

ucking believe a slut like you.  You would be sued for defamation of Laura’s character and I hope she makes sure you rot in fuc.king jail where you fuc.king belong like a disgusting flea you  Bit.c.h  Sl.ut  W.h.ore ‘Her use of this much language is hurting my already tired brain cells. Can’t she type on sentence without the F or B words?’ I sighed as she rained colourful insults on me one after the other. Again, I was reminded that sometimes demons can look innocent and harmless, like Laura.

You foolish mind 😒😒😒 What did I do 😱😱😱 just admit that he made you a fool. It's true. Why are you calling me a fool 😎😎😎 Shut up and get lost 😒😒😡😡 Okay💃💃💃💃 but Hayat didn't do it right. She forgot to remind you that he also called you shortie 😂😂😂 Just get lost before I make you go. Cheater, foolish mind 😡😡😡

I shouted insults at him, calling him every name in the book, but he just laughed in response. "Let me go! I'm not finished with you!" I shouted, fueled by anger. "Oh, calm down, sweetheart. No need to get all riled up," he chuckled in response, his voice dripping with amusement. I glared at him, my heart still pounding in my chest. "You think this is funny? You think you can just mock me?" He shrugged casually. "You're the one making a scene here. So, go ahead, insult me. Call me every name in the book. It won't change a thing."

I further taunted him. "YOU! YOU IMP! DID YOU JUST CALL ME FAT!?" His grubby face turned beet-red as he fumed in his wrath, but I was not perturbed by his raging anger at all. In fact, I relished in the fact that I could throw around insults at him without a care of the world. These days, throwing around insults had become a privilege to me all on its own. Lord Vilavelt beside me was staring at the entire conundrum in muted silence. He didn't seem at all disturbed by the bedlam as well. So I took the liberty to throw in some more insults.

“It is childish to ignore people and it is ignorant to turn down a good offer because of.. stupid reasons.” “Very articulate.” I mock him because he usually prides himself on sounding oh-so sophisticated. “So now I am not only a child, but I am also ignorant and have stupid reasons for doing stupid things. Good to know. I will just add that to yours and Noah's other insults.” I glare at him and he huffs angrily. “Do not ever compare me to him,” Andras growls quietly. “Oh, but you are acting just like him.” I hiss back at Andras.

I rebuked pointedly and the man lifted his head to laugh boisterously. ‘Arrogant pompous pig.’ I snorted angrily. ‘Pig? Far from it, my dear Becca. If you really want to insult the man, then you can do better by using a truer word. Don’t stoop low by using cheap words that don’t qualify in describing the man.’ My conscience jeered with a snort and I felt ashamed. I can’t believe I failed at even mere insults.

"I'm going to bring in your crutches. Be right back." His large hand swoops down one more time to mess up my hair and make it electric. I shout after him. "Neanderthal!" Laughter echoes against the walls. "If my new name is neanderthal, then your nickname should be menace!" "Still better than shorty!" "Shorty is cute!" "It's an insult!" "I like short girls!" "I'm not even THAT short! I'm average!" "Compared to me, your short." I don't have a comeback for that.