Funny Josh Allen Fantasy Names นิยาย & เรื่องราว

“You three fucking done?” I rolled my eyes, and Atlas smiled slightly. “Coming! Are you desperate to get rid of me?” I questioned as we walked over. “Na, but I just realised you three got some weird shit for names.” “What do you mean, I like my name.” Song protested. “A song, atlas and a colour.” Alejandro smirked. Maybe I need to staple gun his ass too. Oh my god imagine if Alejandro has a pierced dick! Wait does he? Eww, I don’t want to know! Gross Gross!

He felt the phantom pain in his arm and nodded vigorously. "Right! Yes. Names," Jax stammered, sweating slightly. "For... for the pup. My pup. Not... anyone else's." Fennigan exhaled a breath he didn't know he was holding, leaning back against the counter to hide his shaking hands. Elana looked between them, her gaze lingering on Jax’s flushed face for a second too long. Then, she smiled, shifting Caspian’s weight. "Well, that’s exciting," Elana cooed. "It’s about time. Please tell me you aren't naming him 'Lugnut' or 'Socket' or whatever garage thing Jax is obsessed with this week."

Ann replied annoyed but still preparing warm milk for her son. "So he's your son?" asked Al. "His name is Gail Joshannie," said Josh. Al immediately turned to Gail in horror and said, "Let's go to the government office, I'll change your bad name!" Josh was furious, the old man quickly threw his fist at Al. But he stopped immediately when Ann had hit Al on the head with the pot she was holding. "Ah... you hit the vampire's head, are you sure you have enough blood on your body?" threatened Al.

“‘A. Omega and A. Beta, best Wolf ever’!” Avery immediately deflated. He looked at Allen with an annoyed expression but Allen smile never faltered. “Uh, come on, Allen, you know I don’t like the A.A. thing,” he grumbled. “Well, it’s not my fault your parents called you Avery,” Allen said. He pushed the other boy’s shoulder lightly but Avery kept his mopey look on. “It’s so stupid.” “Nah, I like your name.” Avery immediately perked up and raised an eyebrow at him. “Oh, yeah?” he taunted, happiness slowly returning to his expression. “How would you like to be Allen Ashlace? See it sounds stupid!”

“I wanted to stick with the J's.” Helen laughed. “That probably pissed Bob off.” “It did.” The other woman agreed. “I did the J's because I wanted to name a little girl Jolene. Bob insisted that they all have the same initials. Jaxon Daniel. Jolene Denise. Jonathan David.” “Jessibelle Diane.” “Did he hurt you or Jessibelle?” Bunny pressed. “He was dragging Summer across the floor as she was protecting Jessibelle.” JD confirmed. “I may have punched him.”

He mocked at Joshua even more as he had never seen such a shameless person before. “Hello, hello!” the fat woman stood on the table right away and gathered everyone’s attention “listen up, everyone, this person is named Joshua decker, he is going to treat everyone in the school to milk tea! Everyone can go to Fantasia Mall to get their drinks, let’s go!” her voice was louder than the trumpet. It immediately attracted the attention of everyone in the canteen.

She asked. "I was thinking of something like 'The J.A's', it's the names of my babies." "That's pretty fierce, but what does it mean?" "It's J for Jamal and Ja'far, then Alessio and Antonio for the A." "Hmm, quite a future hot-headed badass they would be, with their hot names, fuck! Imma train your babies buddy." She giggled happily. "Nah, you ain't getting close to my babies, you fucking cuss too much."

I say to Dalon, and he gives me a strange look. “I am trying not to judge the name, but I am struggling a bit here.” He says and I have to remind myself that not all people read fantasy like it is a lifeline. “I named him after one of my favorite book boyfriends.” I tell him and he looks horrified now. “I have to compete with fictional men now?” He asks, making me laugh harder. “My big pup is Abraxos.” I say between laughs when I can actually catch my breath. “Where do people get these names? That can’t be a name for a male character in your books.” He says.

It made me smile mentally. "You can call me Josh," he said, offering me his hand. But before I could take it Jack took his hand and came in front of me putting me behind his back. I peeped at Josh from the side. "Jack Miller Nina's fiance," he said in his dominating voice while squeezing Josh's hand hard. I could tell it from his changed facial expressions. I huffed in annoyance at his introduction. "Josh Allen," he said in his nervous voice. He freed his hand from Jack's grip and looked at me.

I have no idea why I can even seen them. "Cute name.. Are you going to join the raid too? Don't worry, I can be your Gwandy if you let me test our matching rate. By the way, my name is Allyssa, and the man next to me is Allen. You already know this man's name, right?" Allyssa pointed Jevro while asking.