Novel & Cerita Funny Kasabihan For Pageant

“Yell at me again, and I’ll double the debt. If you have the money and don’t mind giving it away, keep yelling.” “What the f*ck?! He’s such an idiot! She definitely seduced him!” a woman shouted. “You would know, huh, Queenie?” Montel laughed. “Oh, stop it, Montel!” They continued to humiliate Kiran while flirting with each other. Kiran remained calm and smiled. “I don’t know the name of your company, but prepare one billion dollars. For every penny less, it’ll cost you a finger.” Montel was fuming. “F*ck yo—”

The end of his lips twitched as if he had a mischievous idea. "Well, fetching my fiancé?" he rhetorically replied which it clearly not a true question dahil bakas sa boses nito ang pagka-uyam at sarcasms. Narinig ko tuloy ang mahinang pagsinghap ng mga kababaihan at unting bulongan. I almost rolled my eyes because of that. Kahit pala ang nobles dito sa mundong ito chismosa parin, walang pinagka-iba sa mundo ko. I even saw some them widening their eyes.

Hindi mo kilala kung gaano kaangas itong binabangga mo! "She didn't, I did. Compared to me, you're no one so just go back to your seat and let us have fun." Umigting ang kanyang panga. For a moment, I feel like so beautiful for two man to argue with. Ang ganda ko naman yata?

I sigh as she thinks of more phrases to try. "baby relax",she scrunches her face. " supercalifragilisticexpialidocious",she says and we howl in full belly laughs. The guards turn their back to us to compose themselves. "May,I pant, please stop baby",My stomach hurts from laughing so hard. " the web ,go web go spider web",she is trying anything even Spiderman.

"Naku, ayos lang. Medyo takot din kasi ako sa aso kaya n-napaakyat ako sa puno." Humalakhak siya. "You look adorable there," komento niya. "Adorable monkey." "Adorable tarsier." "Adorable caterpillar." "Yah! Tumigil ka na nga!" "Adorable... home." Mas lalo pa kaming humalakhak at nag-apiran. Matapos naming matawa ay nagtitigan kami at ngumiti sa isa't isa. Nilahad niya ang kanyang kamay.

The Emcee said while shaking a medium gold box where the folded questionnaires are written. “Contestant number 2, here is your question. If you are to be crowned as Miss Albaya tonight, what will you do the next day?” Contestant number 2 smiled nervously. She moistened her lips with her tongue and cleared her throat before speaking. “Good evening ladies and gentlemen, thank you for that beautiful question. If I will win tonight… tomorrow I’m sure I will be riding the float that will carry me around to show our province that I was the one who won the contest. Thank you.” She then smiled confidently but the audience roared with laughter while some of the board of judges looked at contestant nu

Asahd laughed nervously, running his fingers through his hair. “One more time. Can you lick pussy like that??” Allison asked and everyone was silent and attentive to what the Prince was going to say. “Alright,” an amused smirk drew itself in Asahd’s lips and he avoided Saïda’s curious eyes. Instead, he stared into the campfire, and with his smile still on, finally said, “I can lick it better than that.” “OOOOOOOHHHHH!!” Saïda gasped and her mouth dropped wide open in amusement.