Funny Kasabihan Novels & Stories

“SEX. Silog Express. I’m starving.” Putsa naman. Sino bang naka isip ng kainan na iyan? Namatay na naman ako sa kahihiyan. “Tara na ho’t mag-silog tayo,” nag peace sign ako sa prinsipe. “After you. Oh, look. Lahat naka-69,” dagdag nito. Hindi ko na napigilan ang tawa ko. Gusto kong kainggitan ang pagiging literal at kawalan ng sense of humor ni Kamahalan but at the same timeI want to hug him too. He’s so adorable.

Napabuntong-hininga din ako pagkaraan at napadapa na lang sa kama. "Well, they do say 'When the cat's away, the mice came out to play', kala ni'yo siguro walang tao." mahinang sabi ko ng nakahalumbaba at nakatitig sa tatlong daga sa may sahig. "Tsaka, wala kayong makikitang pagkain, naglinis na 'ko kanina."

sabi ko "Ang swerte naman po ng mamahalin mo in the future kuya. Sana si ate nalang" sabi nya pero binulong nya ang kast sentence "HAHA, what do you know about that? You're too young" sabi ko sa kanya "Secret kuya, no clue" sabi nya at humagikhik Ang cute cute talag nitong kapatid ni Paris!

OK, Roshan just wanted to try his luck but failed woefully, what do you all think? Would he give up? Glossary: 1.) Alhamdulillah : meaning thank God. 2.) Insha Allah : meaning by God's grace. 3.) Lallai ne Ku yi wargi : A Hausa word used to mean you must be joking. 4.) Me keke nufi?: A Hausa word used to mean What do you mean? 5.) Hajj : A pilgrimage to Mecca. 6.) Assalamu alaikum : greetings used to mean peace be unto you.

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"Sorry kasi ano eh gutom na siya. Diba Kulas?" "Huh? Hindi ah busog pa ako kumain tayo kanina diba?" Ay jusko! Hindi man lang marunong maka gets ng sarcasm. "Gutom ka diba?" "Hindi nga Ela makita lang kita busog na busog na ako." At kumindat pa ang gago. "Yieee! Si Ate hindi sinabi na mag jowa pala sila" "Hashtag forever sa Mayon huh?" Nagsimula nila kaming paulanan ng tukso at pang aasar. Halos mabali na rin ang leeg ko sa pag iling habang si Kulas naman ay parang tanga lang na tatango tango at nakangiti ng todo.

Casey quickly closed his mouth and cleaned it, but when he saw no saliva on his mouth, he looked at his mom and said with a pouting lips "Bad mom, you tricked me" "Sorry my bad, you looked adorable with your drooling face, that's why I decided to pull your leg". Kiara giggled and said. "Hymppph, bad mummy" Casey said childishly. Kiara just shake her head a little and laughed before saying in a low voice, "Funny boy". The two waitress was so shocked and surprised seeing Miss Kiara jovial personality. She didn't look like the cold queen that just taught a lesson to the family of scumbag twenty minutes ago, she looked playful and beautiful especially when she smile.

galit kong sabi dito Pag talaga ito hindi umalis sa harapan ko ibabato ko talaga sakanya ang tabo na nasa tabi ko. "Alis na sabi" Isa, pangiti ngiti pa ang gago lakas mang inis. "Pag ako nainis-" "What?" "Sisigaw ako" hamon ko dito "Sige sumigaw ka,ok lang naman sakin kung magising ang ate mo at makita niyang mag kasama tayo." "Ahh nakakainis ka talaga"

My eyes rolled upward while sighing in exasperation when he happily answered that, trying so hard to sound like a japenese. This asshole! "Kekelbuhin telege kete 'peg deke pe telege tetegel.." When he heard me said that like a pig with pouty lips, mas lalo pang tumawa ang gago while clapping his hands in amusement. Oh God. This idiot would really going to give me a migrane! "Oh God, Samantha! Nakakatawa ang mukha mo!" Then he laughed again. Dahilan para mas lalo pang tumindi ang tinginan ng dalawang echuserang palaka sa kabila.

Young Kai furrowed his brow at the girl's question. "Huh?" "Sabi ko, “Bakit ka umiiyak?” bingi ka ba? (I said, 'Why are you crying?' Are you deaf?)" the girl asked. "Sorry but I can’t understand you," he replied, still confused by what the girl meant to say. "Patay! Alien! (Shoot! Alien!)" the girl exclaimed, slapping her forehead. "What?" young Kai asked, confused. " Paano ba ‘to? Hmm… Ah! Why you cry? Teka tama ba? Basta ‘yon na ‘yon! (How do I do this? Hmm... Ah! Why you cry? Is that right? Well, close enough!)"