Novel & Cerita Funny Kasabihan For Pageant

Kunwari ay nag-isip ako ng puwede kong itawag sa kanya. Ilang sandali lang ay nakangiti na naman akong nagsalita. "Uhm, ang pangit naman kung My dear Mother in Law! Mas lalo naman pangit kung My unripe Mother in Law!"Ang hirap naman isipin kung ano ang itatawag ko sa impaktang ito. Kahit si google ay paniguradong hindi ako matutulungan. " Eww! Ang baduy! Parang hilaw lang na durian!" Humagalpak pa ako ng tawa matapos kung sabihin ang mga walang kwentang salita na 'yon.

They kept drooling over me. Meanwhile Kiara entered the living room all dressed up .She heard Arunash’s self praise act . Kiara said ,”Yes, They kept drooling over you because they never saw a donkey like you before.” Arunash made a face and said ,”Shut up! You are jealous of my beauty.” Kiara looked at Arunash and said in disbelief, “ Stupid! Boys are always recognised as smart and handsome, not as beautiful.” Sushmita stopped them and said ,”Keep this silly fight of yours for another time .You are getting late at this moment.”

I yelled in anger, and one of them slapped me harder on the face. “Shut the f*ck up, you b*tch! We have tolerated you enough and already given you plenty of chances to back out, but you have the nerve to come forward and take part in this beauty pageant.” Lucien gripped my jaw so hard that his fingers dug into my skin. “And you think anyone will choose a cow like you as a luna?” Rian’s words cut me deep. “Yup, A hybrid cow who didn’t know her place,” Kael added, and unshed tears burned my eyes, but I didn’t let them fall. I will not break in front of their cruel insults at all.

“Right? I’m such an idiot. Anyway, I know you. You’re Miss M.U. You danced Swalla so well back then! I got hard watching you. I even patted my little bird and said, ‘If only I were the floor.’” Katleya Yellownora Marie C. Quizo was the reigning Miss Montenegro, better known as Miss Swalla because of her sensational performance during the talent portion of the pageant. She imitated the famous choreography of K-Pop star Lisa Manoban, leaving many students in awe.

galit kong sabi dito Pag talaga ito hindi umalis sa harapan ko ibabato ko talaga sakanya ang tabo na nasa tabi ko. "Alis na sabi" Isa, pangiti ngiti pa ang gago lakas mang inis. "Pag ako nainis-" "What?" "Sisigaw ako" hamon ko dito "Sige sumigaw ka,ok lang naman sakin kung magising ang ate mo at makita niyang mag kasama tayo." "Ahh nakakainis ka talaga"

Iniabot ko sakanya ang bayad. "Dito ka lang ah? Dito mo nalang tawagan sila tita at 'wag ka ng magligalig. Babalik din ako agad." pagbabanta niya tsaka siya umalis at nawala na sa dagat ng tao. Ang daming manonood. Sa bagay magkakalaban ang buong junior at senior high. Kahit na highschool department lang ang magkakalaban, andaming college students ang napapatigil at nakikinood sa on-going pageant.

E kaasan Ma' I greeted all of them together, prostating flat. Oshey. Omo kaaro, O Ji re. I laughed at my subconscious as I slowly stood up. 'Aah aah. Booda Uthman, okunrin ma ti de' (You're now a man) I smiled at an Uncle's words and stretched to my tallest height. Ode ni e. (you're a fool) 'Oko olómoge, Àwon àuntí nko? (A slang for asking for someone's supposed girlfriends)

ask Ibrahim yes Ibrahim I feel hurt says mehak.i can't do anything in this jaan I am gonna marry second time for kids saying this all of them goes from there leaving mehak all alone

Tukso naman niya saakin. "Stop teasing me Klein," naiinis kong saad. Nag init ang pisngi ko dahil sa panunukso niya saakin. Sumeryoso ang mukha niya at tinignan ako ng mataman,"don't worry senyorita, I like kissing you too." Wait, what? ************ Hi! I have one story that I updated everyday..can you also add it to your library and have time to read it? The title is "The King's Luna" Kamsahamnida

Lumingon sa akin si Ena at hindi man lang nangingiti sa pagpapapansin ko sa kaniya! I rarely said those words! Those were the words that usually came out from the mouth of the typical lazy students! Pagod sa pag-upo at half-hearted na pakikinig sa discussion. Hindi naman ako ganoon at nang ginawa ko iyon ay hindi man lang siya natawa! Isn't it funny that I am imitating those lazy ass? And why do I need to explain it that it was a joke?