Funny Lonely Meme Novels & Stories

Prue said easily, thumbs flying over her screen. So that was it – best buddies already. Sharing memes, videos, inside jokes – all while I sat there watching from the outside, irritation sharpening again because I knew da.mn well I’d put myself there. My Beta and Delta had told me more than once that my views on lone wolves were outdated, rigid, inherited baggage I refused to unpack, but letting go of them felt like betraying my grandparents, like erasing something foundational even if it no longer fit the world I was living in. “Oh, and I love this stand-up comedian,” Prue said next, and within seconds both Greg and John were watching the same clip out of sync, the same monologue funky playi

Becca looked at me grateful and I winked at her, grinning. "Maya, she just called us lonely," Naya faced Maya looking stupefied, saying something different than I had said, but putting it that way, she was still Right, they were basically lonely. They had no mates, no dicks to fuck and nobody to love them the way Lucas loved Becca. "It's just a matter of time Naya, soon we will have our dicks," Maya consoled herself and Naya making me giggle. The girls were quite something.

I have been a lone wolf since the alpha of the Moon Shadow pack disbanded and disowned me from the pack a hundred years ago because of my special and reliable ability that is one-of-a-kind; knowing everyone's truth and lies. "A hundred thousand dollars in exchange for the truth." I generously propose to the middle-aged man in front of me. "Excuse me?" asks the man before he glues his feet on the ground. He was simply passing through the corner of the same road with me but ended up getting a surprise proposal. Similar to this young woman with him, they convey these weird looks that are telling me that I might be some kind of psychopath or lunatic who wanders the street and randomly attacks an

Some students were all already seated as well, chatting about how their summers went I presume. I plugged in my headphones and played Feels like loneliness by Sabrina Carpenter. It was back to school and being by myself again, loneliness was my paddy, I didn't talk to no one and my usual emotionless stoic expression kept unfriendly friends away. I feel like I'm forgetting to mention something... Oh yes! I play basketball. Yeah maybe it's a family thing...

, Meme stutters out through her giggles, causing Loyalty’s laugh to grow louder. “Okay, haha! I haven’t had sex in three years. Funny”, Loyalty finally says. “Let’s move on, Meme”! “Neither have I”, I mumbled, and I swear so did Jonny! Meme just rolls her eyes at all of us and continues!

He was the only one amongst my friends who came to visit and now I'm all alone. I wish I could sleep but that's all I've been doing and I think I used up all my dream bubbles. Now here I am sulking on my bed, drowning in the blankets that have covered me completely. I've been like this since last night and I'm still waiting for something to cheer me up. Dad tried but I just turned him down just like I did with all my friends who help around the house. Not even food moved me. Just kidding nothing can stop me from eating absolutely nothing. Food comes first and food is bae! That's my motto.

"I fuck a lot of guys because it's fun, yeah, I think it's fun, I don't get riled over it, or get delusional and attached. Besides I'm not the fat sad girl who has never had a boyfriend or her first kiss." "Relax, I have a boyfriend," I smiled, maintaining my cool aura. "Maybe inside your head or in your little diary. You see you are just so lonely to an extent that you create a fictional world full of fantasies in your head, a world where you are dating handsome boys and aren't lonely and single, because in reality, you are single, lonely and no guy is ever going to look at you twice."