Funny Lonely Meme Novels & Stories

“Yeah, like your old buddy, Jocelyn, who's true love is nextdoor and, as a matter of fact, goes for dates every single day in her dream world, a.k.a hashtag fiction!” Still crying, Amanda was like, “Ah-ha-ha-ha!” to “Mu-ha-ha-hah!” then, “Gosh, that is so funny. . . I mean, sorry I'm laughing!” “I'm really happy I have a psycho for a bestie,” said Joce, rolling her eyes which only seemed to have fuelled the former's laughter. “Get a grip, girl! I'm starving, by the way, mind a meal?” “Bills on you, then!”

god this girl " Huff finally that monster Jiju went away ...... Yaa ....oooo yes....OOOOO...yes.....oooooo....yes...." My panda was jumping on the bed while shouting in happiness. I am feeling too lonely ... because I can't share my fear with anyone ... Everyone is happy for this marriage but the funny thing is that the one whose marriage is ....is not happy ... Yaa my panda ,my friends, me and my brother we are not happy for this marriage. Ohhhh god please save me ...hahaha. ...opps sorry ...you are the one who made him my soulmate but please give me strength ...

And _cried_. For the first time in 18 years. Rylan patted his face. _Seven_. _Four_. _Both_. _Neither_. “_Not _lonely_ now_,” he said. And _smiled_. _Whole_. ---

They bathed together, ate together, and went shopping together, just like what a couple deeply in love would do. I didn't make a scene as I simply watched them show off their affection in silence. With five more days left in the divorce's waiting period, Julian suddenly suggested climbing a snow-covered mountain. He insisted that I come, too. Halfway up, Evelyn had left to get something, leaving Julian and me alone. The gentleness on his face vanished at once, replaced by a cold stare. "Why are you still hanging around here? Do you really think Evelyn will fall for you eventually?"

"Wendy loves me. This isn't over—" Wendy gave her answer right away, and it was a big, fat slap across Zack's face. "Don't listen to him, Felix. I don't like guys like him. He's just a toy. A toy I throw away once I'm bored of him." She held up her thermos and uncapped it. The air was filled with the aroma of mushroom and egg custard. "You must be hungry. I got this for you."

He shared tales from the office—Marlena’s dry wit, a spreadsheet that refused to save, a board member who accidentally sent a meme to the whole company. “Wait, wait, wait,” Minnie laughed, nearly choking on her sparkling lemonade. “He sent what?” “A cat meme,” Ethan said, grinning. “Except it wasn’t a cat. It was a man in a cat suit licking a popsicle. And the caption said, ‘Mondays got me like.’” She wheezed. “You’re lying.” “I wish I was.” They laughed until their stomachs hurt. Later, as he walked her to her apartment building, the mood shifted—softer, quieter.

However, when she opened the contact Megan had sent her, she was surprised to find that she already had the person added as a friend. She clicked into the chat, but there was no nickname saved. The profile picture was a crescent moon against a pure black background, and the username was simple—just two letters, Z.R. Jaycie frowned, trying to recall when she had added this person, but nothing came to mind. She didn't ask any questions and simply locked her phone screen. After all, she figured all the answers would reveal themselves when they met. While Jaycie was preparing for this unexpected blind date, Cole finally returned home.

Sam Missing Theo is terrible. I don't know how I lived before him when it was only me on this empty flat and he wasn't here to make me laugh or ask curious questions about my job. His absence becomes more and more painful as the weeks have drifted by. I try to keep myself busy during the day at work, I even stay longer or take up the weekend shifts to avoid coming home to an empty flat. My boss thinks I've become obsessed with work, but I'm just trying to pass the time.

"Enough, Patrick. If you're trying to use this to make me care about Aubree, then you're an embarrassment to that uniform you're wearing. If that jinx Aubree really is dead, make sure to let me know right away. I'll cook up a feast to celebrate." Ignoring Patrick's darkened expression, Mom grabbed her bag and walked out. The moment she stepped outside the station, she was blocked by Grandma, who had been waiting at the entrance. Before Grandma could say anything, Mom snapped at her viciously. "I already told you. Stop playing these childish games with Aubree! If she really wants to die, she should just jump off a building instead of bothering me!" Grandma's eyes turned red with fury. She rai