Funny Love Quotes

Typical teenager Joanna Gore Alex is less than thrilled to be the new girl in a new school. During her first day, she quickly learns teachers obviously favor the popular students and her classmates have no interest in being nice. Just when Joanna believes the day couldn't get any worse, she has a slightly embarrassing and awkward altercation with one of the hottest guys at school. But as the school days pass by, Joanna forms friendships with some unexpected classmates and discovers exactly how strong she can be against the school's mean girl. When Joanna is drawn to one of her brother's new friends, Frank, she feels like she's known him forever. Even his full name - Francis James - sounds familiar to her for some reason. Joanna quickly learns life isn't all about handing assignments in on time (although it is important), she discovers the meaning of friendship, family, heartache, and most of all, love.

PROLOGUE. /In the deepest part of Han river, lives a kingdom. Kingdom Quenshi, a kingdom of mermaids and mermen. Ruled by the powerful King Watergirine. King Watergire has a wife, Queen Aqua. She bore him three princesses, the charming beauties. Princess Cleo, the first Princess Princess Lotus, the second Princess Princess Mul, the third and youngest princess The three princesses are the most beautiful girls in the kingdom. Despite the fact that they're all beautiful, Princess Lotus was considered the most beautiful. Her beauty is almost blinding and she's endowed with a gorgeous irresistible b0dy that'll make any lose concentration at her sight. Another thing that added to her beauty is her tiny melodious voice, she's got a beautiful voice that's capable of healing. She also possesses magical powers. Lotus was banished from the Quenshi kingdom in the most disgraceful way ever. She left River Han and joined the world of humans. Fate led her to Melody's musical high where her story continues. She met friends and foes, different calibers of people. And a soulmate. How's this gonna go? Who's the soulmate? Will her life at the Quenshi kingdom end? How will she survive amid humans? Will she later be found out as a mermaid?

" Tell me what can I do to make it up for you?" He asks, taking a seat on the table near the bed, sounding guilty. Tho, I don't trust his words or feelings it can always change. I faced him, grinning violently as I asked, "Can you let me go?" He smiled. "Except that." I knew he will say something like that. "I don't wanna do this marriage. " He cocks his brow up in amusement before he chuckled, "I thought I made it clear when we met that you don't have any choice to make while you are here with me. " I sighed, with an annoy, he continued. "Though, if that's how I can make up then let's make a deal. " "What deal?" °^°^°^°^°^ Elina's life turns upside down when she got kidnapped by the man who appears in her nightmares who is none other than the son of ruthless Mafia, Andrew, and he, himself a rumored to be the most dangerous mafia in reality. Elina soon starts to hear and see the things she has no idea of and tries her best to know the reason behind it but she wasn't ready to find and process something more horrifying about Andrew and her's unknown past that was kept hidden by her.

“I love you. I love you so much that I’m willing to do everything to have you. I’ll give you my heart, my body, and my soul just to prove my loyalty. You can own me. You can have me. You can have my everything.” Sinong mag-aakla na ang isang tulad ni Zeikko Jox Teng ay marunong magmahal nang totoo? Na isang babae lang pala ang magpapaamo sa isang tulad niya? He is ruthless. He is cold. No one ever dares to mess up with him. But when this girl named Krystal came across his life — he changed. She is lost. She always feels alone. No one ever dares to get her out in the dark. She was once hurt because of love. She is broken. However no matter how hard Zeikko tried to heal her, to save her from pain and from everything . . . he knows that the only person can do so is his own brother, Kiel Jiro Teng — ang lalaking pinili siyang saktan upang iligtas siya sa kamay ng kanyang magulang. But when the story began to unfold . . . Sino ang pipiliin ni Krystal? Ang lalaking bang una niyang minahal at ginawa niyang buhay? O ang lalaking hindi siya sinukuan at ginawa ang lahat upang iparamdam sa kanya ang tunay na pagmamahal? “Krystal, this is an oath. AN OATH TO LOVE YOU.”

Ipinambayad si Angel Anzores ng kanyang tiyahin at tiyuhin sa kanilang pagkakautang matapos nilang itago ang kanyang nakababatang kapatid na si Angelo at pagbantaang ito ang ibebenta kung hindi siya papayag. Kaya walang nagawa ang dalaga kung hindi ang sundin ng mga taong umako sa kanilang magkapatid matapos mamatay sa isang car accident ang kanyang mga magulang. Si Salvatore Ravalli ay 35 years old at kilala sa tawag na “Tore” sa underground at isang malupit na mafia na siyang inutangan ng tiyuhin at tiyahin ni Angel at mahuhulog ang loob sa dalaga. Matatanggap kaya ni Angel ang lalaki na noong una ay nang-alipin sa kanya at tinakot gamit ang buhay ng sariling kapatid? Ano ang gagawin ni Salvatore kapag nalaman ni Angel na sangkot siya sa aksidenteng kumitil sa buhay ng kanyang mga magulang na naging dahilan upang masadlak silang magkapatid sa buhay na ibinigay sa kanila ng mga taong kumupkop sa kanila? Magagawa kaya ni Salvatore na mailigtas ang babaeng minamahal sa kamay ng mga malupit din niyang kaaway?

Si Avigail ay ikinasal sa isang mayaman, gwapo at matalinong lalaki na si Dominic Villafuerte. Sa tatlong taon nilang kasal, hindi man lang siya tinabihan ni Dominic. Kaya naman, ginamitan niya ito ng drugs para makasama niya ng isang gabi. Matapos iyon ay umalis siya at nag-iwan ng annulment paper para kay Dominic. Umalis siya ng bansa at nag-aral ng husto. Ngunit nalaman niyang siya ay buntis sa triplets. Kahit natatakot, itinuloy niya ang kaniyang pagbubuntis. Iyon nga lang, mahina ang bunso at nag-iisang babae sa triplets at idiniklara itong patay ng ipinanganak. Malipas ang anim na tayo, kinailangan niyang bumalik sa bansa dala ang kambal na kamukha ng ama niyo. Ngunit nalaman niyang may anak ang lalaki na kasing edad ng anak niya. Anak niya kaya ito sa ibang babae? Paano kung malaman ni Avigail na ito ang anak niyang akala niya patay na? Anong kahahantungan ng kanilang relasyon?

An accident cause Sylvester to forgot the past six years of his life, including his dearest Fiance. He remembered that he has a Fiancee but it's not Ashyrel who he remembered, he remembered another woman. Sylvester want to broke up with Ashyrel but Ashyrel begged him to give her 2 months to make him remember the love they had, she even give herself to him. As they go back to their past, will the forgotten Love of two people be remembered? Or it will remain forgotten?

Naomi is a 22 years old woman who suffers in lots of problems cause by one of the company’s site explosion. To help their company survive, she needs to marry Maxwell from the Willford’s clan to solve the company’s scandalous gossips while her father is laying in the hospital bed half dead. Everything went fine, not until Shekinah joins the scene and ruin their marriage with the help of Maxine, Maxwell’s sister. Xian Khairro also invade the relationship of Maxwell and Naomi, he also wants to ruin Maxwell’s image and get Naomi all for himself. He kidnapped Naomi and killed Maxwell through the yatch explosion. Will Naomi’s father be able to survive from the threat of death? What will happen to Naomi after knowing that the man she really love died from saving her? Is Maxwell really dead? If yes, how will Naomi continue her journey without Maxwell? What if Maxwell is still alive, how did he able to survive from the yatch explosion?

Agatha is a writer at a publishing company. She is single and ready to mingle, provided that no commitment. Even sex is not a problem as long as no strings are attached. On the other hand, Lexie is a happy-go-lucky actress but not as famous as others. They are best friends with opposite personalities, but they get along. They have no secret except one. Lexie didn’t know her best friend was a femme lesbian.

Olivia Conner was only sixteen when she was diagnosed with amnesia, it's been three years and she still doesn't remember half of her life but she's more than okay with that. She doesn't let that dark stormy night define her life, but when she meets a mysterious yet attractive tattooed guy who knows more than he's letting on, she finds herself being dragged back to the past.