Funny Meme Profile Pictures Novels & Stories

Liam asked him, staring down at our frankenturtle. "Of course!" Percy smiled excitedly. He's like a little puppy, I swear. "What do you think, Jess?" "I think he needs medical assistance." I remarked, making them both laugh. "I don't know what's wrong with you two. I think he looks great!" He snapped a picture of it on his phone. "That's going to be my new profile picture." "That'll be an improvement." Liam muttered, making me slap him in the chest. "Don't be mean." I scolded him.

I was trying to contact a girl through F******k with my profile picture appearing in the dictionary, illustrating the phrase: 'Babe Repellant'. I swiftly swapped it out for a shirtless picture of me from the previous summer at a beach in Spain. I'm no model, certainly, but I also don't feel like I have to put on a shirt these days before I go say hello to a girl. I figure that worked for online as well... How about that other new website? Not Myspace... Instaphoto? I*******m. The one with square pictures and all the filters to disguise how shitty smartphone cameras were. I didn't know a lot of friends who were on it, but it was worth a shot.

Following that, I received an invitation from Alexis to join a group chat named "Future Unicorn Core Members" When I joined the chat, the group happened to be active, with messages flying by my screen. However, what caught my attention was that most of the messages were meme stickers of that unflattering photo of me.

“I am not a model. Trust me! That profile picture is just make-up, good angels, and Moon-blessed lighting. You can see now, this is the real me. Still think I am a prank?” I didn’t have to wait this time, as a moment later, his several replies popped up. “Wait! Oh, no! You are REAL? Goddess! That means you are really texting me!” I chuckled as his texts got funnier with every passing second. “I am such an idiot (crying face emoji). I am so sorry, Ashley. Honestly, I assumed, I was being pranked again, as it had happened earlier. My pack mates often post my profile on dating meme pages.”

I taunted him. "Nothing is enough," he huffed. "Should I break your skull or chop off your finger? And then, you can imagine the 'oh ho ho ho' tone in your mind in the background," I jokingly threatened him. (Oh ho ho ho is a song that's widely used as a meme for depicting sad or fucked up situations in India) "What the fuck? I am upset and crying over here and you're imagining about a meme in such a serious situation?" He complained.

It was like someone had loosened a knot that I did not know was there. By the next week the messages stretched longer. She started sending memes that was about anxiety brain fog. A cartoon character that was staring blankly at the wall with the caption “when your thoughts are buffering.” I laughed out loud in my kitchen. The sound made even me surprised. I replied with a crying laughing emoji and then I added. “Too real.”

It's called Stories By Menna, hope you join, here is the link:https://www.f******k.com/groups/343882321009167/ sending you love and appreciation.

So this what world like when they had their phones? I went over my seat. I opened my newly made f******k account. It was an anonymous. Creyshiee Elliee, that is my f******k name. Weird right? But nothing is more weird than the person who keep sending me messages. Mostly, I didn't put my face as a profile picture. I saved some cute chibi anime girls and make it as my profile picture. I only have three person's on my friend list. Patty, Krisha, and Zack. An idea pops in my mind. I tried searching for my f******k account I use in the real world.

Some where it was just her, smiling, bare of makeup, her hair up in a messy bun and the others where it was her and the three musketeers-lucy, Molly, Issa and sure enough she outshone all of them. I didn’t like her pictures being this public but I liked that she was happy. I stumbled my way to her comment section. --where have you been all my life gorgeous? -Nash4D [some asshole with an overly sprayed tan as his profile picture] --Drop you pin baby -Tommy.c..[a grandpa with a beat up toupee on his head] The other comments that followed were even gnarly than the first ones. There was specifically one dickhead that described what he wanted to do to her and I crammed his username and profile pi

I sat frozen, numb at the image I was seeing on the news channel. My photo was plastered all over CNN and all I could do was sit there and stare at my F******k profile pic from five years ago when I was like sixteen, I was wearing a bikini top sunglasses and a geeky smile plastered all over my face. Besides being mortified at the fact that I never got around at removing that picture from my profile, what bothered me more was the heading. ENEMY OF THE WORLD…