Funny Minecraft Joke Novels & Stories

Jax stated sort of sternly just jokingly at the same time. I couldn’t help but laugh at his statement, “Aw damn it! Koa, we going to have to come up with a new fantasy now. Jax won’t play along.” The look on Jax’s face was just priceless. It caused me to laugh even harder and fall backwards on my bed holding my stomach because my abs hurt so bad from laughing so hard.

Jax stated sort of sternly just jokingly at the same time. I couldn’t help but laugh at his statement, “Aw damn it! Koa, we going to have to come up with a new fantasy now. Jax won’t play along.” The look on Jax’s face was just priceless. It caused me to laugh even harder and fall backwards on my bed holding my stomach because my abs hurt so bad from laughing so hard.

" You're immortal . Does it matter ? " I scoff . " Considering the mess we are constantly getting ourselves into , I doubt I'd stay alive even till my birthday . " I was only half joking . He growls loudly , I would be concerned about him waking up the entire hotel but then again , this place is dead so .. growl away mister big bad wolf ? " Say that again , I dare you . " He glares at me . " Oh come on . It's a joke . J . O . K . E . joke . " I spell it out for him . " No need to get your panties in a twist over some sarcasm baby "

Gabi said and watched the wicked smirk spread across her face. “Do say more.” Remmie said as she typed away at the computer. “Well now hear me out. Things here are like living in an a egg factory with a raging bull set loose. So, if we hit all of the guys, simultaneously then we may just be able to set things back to a lighter time. So, I agree that the boys would be mortified by the fact that they had been ordered ED pills. I mean the fact that they have two pregnant mates just makes the joke just as good. But to make that joke really hit home you have to order jock itch cream. By the crate.” Gabi said and Remmie and I lost it. Both of us laughing until Remmie’s eyes went wide and her face

Pitty that Henrietta isn’t. “Yeah, ten.” I smile looking at my feet. You want a joke, I’ll give you one, “You know what happened back then when I was in my high school time? The mean boys kept calling me a woman gorilla because of my big feet. I once went back to the forest to find my actual family.” Unexpectedly, just as I say, my lame joke claims a soft chuckle from Jamie. Although it was short, he laughed. Does that mean he is not mad at me anymore?

she giggled at her own joke. Guila’s giggle rippled through the air, a moment of levity amidst the heavy atmosphere. Her joke, bizarre and unexpected, painted a vivid picture in my mind. I couldn’t help but smile at her words, the image she conjured absurdly amusing. It was as if, even in the darkest moments, she managed to find a glimmer of humor, a ray of light that pierced through the shadows.

The naughty boys back in their youth won’t dare crack a joke at her expense. Tess noticed his telling smile and asked what could be so funny that he couldn’t contain his grin. Hugh welcomely took her question, responding by letting it out and turning his smile into a laugh. Then he threw the punchline he’d been damn wanting to release. “They must be calling you ‘Lord of the Jungle Greens’.” While trying to keep the seriousness in her face upon entering the room, the punchline caused her to give in to the sudden lightness of the mood in the room. She acknowledged, “That’s not a bad joke, Hugh. You have sharpened your sense of humor I guess.”

He grins. “One moment they are ‘fuck you youngest child’ and in the next they want us to produce the next population of the country. It’s like ‘make up your mind will ya? Are we important or not?’”, He continues joking, eyes lighting up when he hears me chuckle a second time. “Yeah, literally”, I agree, having to lower my eyes. I feel far too ashamed. I not only chuckled at one of his jokes, but at two of them. And I did so because I actually found them funny.

I grimaced and when he saw I didn’t get the joke,he rattled out. “You know like monkeys eat bananas…so as in mon-key…like a key…”And then he sighed.”..I didn’t get the joke as well.I just thought you might find it funny.” And then I laughed at that. He told me more jokes until we got to the front of my house and then he handed me the groceries bags. “Good night,Maliyah.”He said. “Good night.”I murmured,staring at him and not wanting to part ways with him.

The air crackled with their adrenaline and camaraderie, their anticipation for the upcoming game contagious. As I pushed my way through the crowd, one guy jeered, "Hey, look at Shorty over here! What's your sport, little man? Mini-golf?" Laughter erupted around me. Another chimed in, "More like the Elf Olympics!" Their laughter felt like a punch to the gut, but I wasn't surprised. I already knew my height would be another point of contention I'd have to deal with here. Trying to mask my discomfort, I shot back, "You know what they say about us little guys, right? We're like ninjas, here one moment, gone the next." Their laughter only grew louder, echoing loudly in my ears.