Funny Paragraphs To Read Novels & Stories

“Yeah, like your old buddy, Jocelyn, who's true love is nextdoor and, as a matter of fact, goes for dates every single day in her dream world, a.k.a hashtag fiction!” Still crying, Amanda was like, “Ah-ha-ha-ha!” to “Mu-ha-ha-hah!” then, “Gosh, that is so funny. . . I mean, sorry I'm laughing!” “I'm really happy I have a psycho for a bestie,” said Joce, rolling her eyes which only seemed to have fuelled the former's laughter. “Get a grip, girl! I'm starving, by the way, mind a meal?” “Bills on you, then!”

he bid me goodluck and promise to come back when we closed . . . .i start jigling my legs jumping at the same time but shame fall on me when i fall flat on the ground . .people around laugh especially my classmate . .i quickly stand up and start walking slowly . . i get to class and see lot playing while just few is reading . .reading book early in the moring and late at night if you're not tired help brains alot cause it will enlarge the memorising capacity and make you concenstrate alot ... . . . .i walk to my sit and smile when i see what they wrote on my writing desk

" Ian frowned at the question. Ian (8:15 pm) : What kind stupid question are you asking? Irritating Twat (8:16 pm) : Don't know the answer? Ian (8:16 pm): No. Irritating Twat (8:17 pm) : Because it is made out of cells! Haha! Ian gaped at the message for a long time before a small laugh escaped his mouth. The joke was really lame but it was funny.

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This is so fucking annoying. *************** NIGHT HOURS..... FUN FAIR CENTER.... "Oh my goodness," Imogen squealed, laughing very hard. I shook my head as I ate my ice-cream. We are both at the almost filled-up fun fair, walking around and telling jokes. Like the joke from this morning at the stupid perfume mall. "That man is a moron." "Indeed," I agreed. "He actually thought you were recording him." "He was so gullible. I had fun playing with him. I doubt if he will do that again to another girl," I said.

- Good afternoon and I already saw that the happiness here is very great with the news, - The doctor, I don't know what these two are laughing about, - My friend, you have a very funny patient the way she talks about the relationship between her and her husband, - I didn't say anything, just said that the bear here decided to mate too much with the bear here and that now we will have a teddy bear, the doctor laughed out loud, - A can't stop it now two and well, three nobodies deserve it, - Kristina you said that! - I said and now even you are laughing at me, I don't know what's funny! - the grace and the way you speak, - Okay, now let's talk because I want to know how I got pregnant, - Do yo

Work today was going smooth, no drama, no need for extra shifts and no reports to write. I was scrolling through my phone during my lunch break, I stumbled upon a compilation of funny baby videos. Giggles bubbled up inside me as I watched a little one try to eat spaghetti for the first time, ending up covered in sauce. A genuine smile stretched across my face. They were just so… pure. So full of innocent joy.

“Brenda the Terrible shall not pass!” Mathapelo giggled, waving her cane for dramatic effect. “Fear not! We have shields of wit and sarcasm!” Gail laughed, ruffling Lou’s hair. “If she comes today, we’ll greet her with cookies and a sarcasm buffet!” Abby shook his head, though he smiled despite himself. Humor, they realized, was a weapon almost as powerful as unity. Lou’s Growth

[Lillian]: Making baby Carters yet? My face instantly heated to approximately the temperature of the sun. I typed back furiously: [Me]: Seriously?! No! I just fed him some noodles and gave him candy to suck on! The moment I hit send, I realized the catastrophic double entendre. My phone immediately exploded with laughing emojis. [Lillian]: OH. MY. GOD. [Lillian]: YOU DID WHAT NOW?!?!? [Lillian]: I didn't think you had it in you!!! "No, no, no!" I groaned aloud, typing so fast my fingers slipped on the screen.

Together, they formed a dynamic duo, effortlessly bringing smiles to our faces. Elliot, with his quick wit and mischievous grin, joined in the merriment, contributing his fair share of jokes and hilarious anecdotes. His infectious laughter was contagious, spreading joy throughout our gathering. We exchanged quips and jests, the playful banter building a sense of camaraderie that transcended mere acquaintanceship. As we shared our stories and laughed until our sides ached, time seemed to lose its grip on us. The world around us faded into the background, and the park became a stage for our collective happiness. Each moment was etched in my memory, like a mosaic of laughter and shared experien