Funny Paragraphs To Read Novels & Stories

He said this to me while stuttering and sweating profusely on his palm. I paused for a moment before smiling because I suddenly remembered an old joke. "What makes fowl so amusing?" Arthur arched his brow and couldn't come up with an answer. I cleared my throat and imitated how fowls make noise. "Becauseeeeee!!" I declared, making both of us laugh out loud.

"Sorry, Maddy. I'm not trying to embarrass you or anything." "This is so dysfunctional," Maddy said a moment later, causing Mark to start laughing. Myra couldn't stop herself and Maddy was grinning, despite her efforts to stop. "Stop it," She said for the third time before Mark and Myra got a grip of themselves. "This isn't funny, guys." "No, it really isn't," Mark agreed. "But it is kinda ridiculous." "Yeah, the odds are kind of... miraculous, but that's not the right word either," Myra added.

Everyone scoffed. "Never mind" Clara said. "I quite anticipated. The Clara I knew will kill for just a place of balut." Joan chipped in defiantly and everyone burst out laughing. Clara sneered at them. I watched them until they laugh hysterically through the door. I focus on what was doing. It's really fun to been surrounded with friends right? Aside from the fact that they are rich, they are so humorous. I held my manual upright and peered through the I instructions carefully.

I had to go crazy and hump a random guy before it stopped. Her: oh geez! I need to award myself with gold, aren't I amazing? (Teary laughing emoji) Me: (bored) get a life and get married. Her: when there are so many cocks to try? Never! (Extreme laughing) But don't worry, your package may or may not contain anything sexual and shocking. Just remember to take a pic of your expression and send it to me, I have to see. Me: if it's a stupid thing, don't ever come back to Washington or you're screwed!

Kel asked "Trying to watch my weight you know"I said and winked The next thing I heard was laughter and giggling Guess who You should know who From no other person than the jerk "What's funny dude "I asked and he intensified his laughter "Watching your weight when you are already weightless ,do you want to become invisible then you know you have lost weight"he said in between laughs and I gritted my teeth That's it am done eating What a rude comment I never expected such comments from him

viola unable to control her laughing she bursted into laughter and collapsed on floor while laughing she holded her stomach as it was paining due to heavy laughing liam was confused because he is expressing his grief but this girl is laughing like he cracked a joke he shouted "What the hell why you're laughing?" viola replied "how can you be this foolish I just made a prank to make you disclose your fake fever drama act but seriously you're foolish" he asked "so whatever you said now" viola continued "whatever I said was a pure lie I just used veniger and few spices along with chilli paste I dont think these will make a man impotent" Liam's face turned pale after listening to her lame prank

“You’re not allowed to be sick without style.” Sophia laughed, shaking her head. And just like that, the room changed. The weight lifted. Not gone. But shared. They sprawled across the chairs, the couch, the floor. Mira turned on music — something upbeat, ridiculous. Zara started singing off-key on purpose. Claire read aloud from the novel in a dramatic Shakespearean voice: “To be, or not to be… that is the question… whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous junk food…”

“Why would I change when you’ll never stop trying to earn a joke from every situation?” “Isn’t life more fun with jokes? Something to laugh about once in a while. You know, it makes the world beautiful and fun when it’s dark. Studies even say laughter heals faster than herbs do. Lowers pain, strengthens the heart, clears the head. Makes the blood flow freer. In short — that’s why I’m looking younger and living longer. Which of those old people in the pack is as old as me, uh? None. I’m the oldest.”

Lyra sipped hers. Big mistake. Her face contorted like she’d just licked a lemon made of lava. “Why would anyone willingly drink that?” she gasped. “Because,” I said, grinning, “it makes everything seem funnier. Watch.” At that exact moment, a man tripped over a bar stool and fell face-first into someone’s nachos. Lyra giggled. The sound was music. “You’re insane,” she whispered. “Comes with the territory.” ---

Together, they formed a dynamic duo, effortlessly bringing smiles to our faces. Elliot, with his quick wit and mischievous grin, joined in the merriment, contributing his fair share of jokes and hilarious anecdotes. His infectious laughter was contagious, spreading joy throughout our gathering. We exchanged quips and jests, the playful banter building a sense of camaraderie that transcended mere acquaintanceship. As we shared our stories and laughed until our sides ached, time seemed to lose its grip on us. The world around us faded into the background, and the park became a stage for our collective happiness. Each moment was etched in my memory, like a mosaic of laughter and shared experien