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Life of Eve

Life of Eve

, Jeremy asked with a pathetic smirk playing on his stupid face. Jeremy: You have a stupid face and pathetic smirk. You should try looking in the mirror sometimes, you ugly ass clown-looking– Cam: Hey!! Calm down Jeremy. Jade: Jeremy what the hell!?! Everybody else in the reading: Hey, why so angry, bro? Are you hungry? Is there something bothering you? Do you have a problem you're not sharing with us? Get yourself together, man. It was just a joke, do you not know how to read jokes?
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Mother of the Moon

Mother of the Moon

Gunner laughed and shook my shoulder, “See, you get it?” he laughed and pointed at the huge TV screen. “I get it” I chuckled, “Though, I feel like I should be weirded out that you were using quotes from a kids movie while I was sitting on your face?” I teased and elbowed his hip. Gunner purred and leaned down to press his lips to my ear, “Well, you know we can replay the scene, the one where you ride my face to infinity and beyond” he said softly with a seductive undertone.
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Katelyn Eaton
Fantastic series, I can't wait to read book 3. The story is gripping, the characters are engaging, it's the type of story once you start you can't put it down. The author is extremely talented, you can tell she gives this her all. Thank you Kay Pearson, I can't wait to see what you do next :)
Kassie Eddy
I haven’t been able to put the first book down at all. Started yesterday afternoon and just finished it today. Hopefully by the time I finish the 2nd book the third will be done! This author is amazing.
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The Alpha Queen's Deadly Secret

The Alpha Queen's Deadly Secret

“Seriously? At five? I mean, are you exaggerating? Do they just know their letters –“ I laugh and shake my head, taking a drink of my wine before I answer. “Test them, if you want,” I say, giving a nonchalant shrug before taking the bottle with me over to a little stone bench across from Auden and settling myself on it. “But they can read - really read. I mean, they’re not going to understand deep poetry or anything,” I qualify, “but they could read the words.” “Remarkable,” he murmurs, shaking his head a little as he takes another sip.
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Chasing Broken Dreams

Chasing Broken Dreams

“We'll see about that.” I am shocked; he is cracking jokes, he is actually laughing and smiling. “Where to now cause I am hungry now?” he asks. “A quick stop at the bookstore.” Then there is that burst of laughter again, “Fuck don't tell me you are going to read too.” “Yes, I am going to read.” “Where is Jenna? What have you done to her?” “Very funny.”
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Mr Young

Mr Young

And Oh, How exhausted I was, mentally. The sight of the red Ferrari made me nauseous and claustrophobic. Untrue to my word, I ended up not calling Aunt Shirley, because I was good at procrastinating. Lyra from 'I hope I never lose you' had once said : ‘Procrastination is a must’ . I intended to fully make my reading useful, learning all those priceless sayings and then practicing it. Mr Young would be proud of me if he knew I was taking my reading seriously. The walk to my apartment from Mr Young was one of the most dreaded, deadliest walks. When I woke up this morning, all I needed to worry about was facing my handsome teacher but hours later, Aunt Shirley added to the list is stabbing my b
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Make Our Days Count

Make Our Days Count

What is funny again? But she really was adorable laughing over nothing. And why does she keep wearing wigs?? “uh… most times, I prefer reading than watching. If I see a catchy movie, i could just browse out the book behind it. Acting always has a kind of interpretation that most times differs from the really juicy story. I prefer to get the details fresh… and not interpreted.” Somehow he’s been seeing her as someone he can talk with about his reading life. All the people he calls friends are hopeless when it gets to this.
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Cellblock Heat

Cellblock Heat

The way she sounded too smart for her little body. Quincy tilted his head, brow raised. “A child that young can barely recite the letters of the alphabet. Let alone read.” “I’ll read it to her.” I said it fast, defensive, like if I gave him time to argue, I’d lose my chance. He studied me for a second, then nodded. No judgment, no smart remarks this time. He just nodded. And then he got to work.
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The Love Of My Life

The Love Of My Life

And again she was reading the magazine. "Hey let's go, we are getting late." "OK come," She dragged me from the flat. -------- College "Hey guys, let's go for the lecture. We are already late," I said to them. "Hey Naina how boring. You are always into studies, no enjoyment. I want to laugh at your life partner," Rohit said in a very boring tone.
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My Bully's Love

My Bully's Love

he quotes Becky using finger quotes, “will be here.” “Will you do that again?” I ask as I grin at him from across the table. “Do what?” He sips his coffee. “Air quote Becky,” A bubble of laughter bursts out, “You look so adorable doing that.” Grinning, he flips me off, “Be good before I put you over my knee and spank you.” “Don’t threaten me with a good time, Mr. Palmer.” I wiggle my brows. “Jesus, I’ve created a monster.” Pinching the bridge of his nose, he shakes his head back and forth, chuckling.
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Strong Ellie
This was one of the best books I had read in 2021! It got me personally through a lot. Kept my mind busy during recovery from back surgery and the unexpected loss of my Mom 2 weeks ago. Thank you for a heart-warming romance with a lot of super hot BDSM thrown in it! You are the best, great job! ......
Marie Valdez
I wish I could give it more stars. From the moment I picked up book 1 I have not been able to put this serise down. I honestly be feening for chapters to drop. I am not ready for it to end. If you don't do anything else pick up this story and enjoy it. You will not regret it. OMG I'm not ready 2 end
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Chasing His Kickass Luna Back

Chasing His Kickass Luna Back

“Oh my god, look, she included my quote—'it’s like being a hamster on a disco ball: spinning but fabulous.” Daisy snickers. “That was pure gold, Karl. I’m surprised you came up with that one.” Chloe leans over my shoulder. “And she actually wrote about your ‘commute from Mars’? How gullible was this lady?” Ethan laughs so hard he almost spits out his coffee. “This is hilarious. Do you think she realized we were messing with her?” “I hope not,” Anton says, shaking his head. “It adds to the mystery, no?”
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