Funny Paragraphs To Read Novels & Stories

It was difficult for him to get the words out through his laughter. It was impossible to resist giggling along with him now. His laughter was infectious. “He fell like a bag of straw.” Egan laughed, throwing his head back, and she joined him, and they were soon laughing like it was the funniest thing in the world. Her sides hurt, and she had to straighten up and breathe, because her baby was protesting in her belly. “We are laughing over dead men.” She said finally, looking around sadly. “Three dead and a straw man,” Egan said, and began laughing afresh.

"I was thinking of ways to get rid of you." "Hahaha," he laughed, sarcastically, holding me by my fingers as he twirled me around. Uncontrollable feelings surged through my body, and my fingers tingled in delight. "That was funny. Very funny. The funniest thing I've heard in a megaannum."

He whispered and I nearly burst out laughing "I guess things will be interesting from now on" "Trust me little human, it's going to be more than interesting Ps, thank you so much for the reads ,votes and comments

So, she slowed down and read a paragraph on the page that was open. She read – “Today was a beautiful day. I met someone who is a lot like me. Something happened to me, and I could hear the sound of violins playing in the background even though it was not real. From the movies that I have seen, this has to be love. Also, that smart person’s short hair which is messy all the time makes me want to run my fingers through it and settle it time and again. This person is only a little taller than me, which is why it will be perfect for us to walk together and be with each other for all our lives. I am very excited to be friends with her and see where our friendship leads us.”

" When again, I cut him off, his eyes were almost ready to murder me now. Nostrils were flaring out while his veins on his temples were ready to explode in indignation. I would really love witnessing that. I was actually grinning from ear to ear in my mind now. Our audience's laugh were almost audible this time. I bet they were even silently laughing in tears now. "🎶E i E i O yeah 🎶 🎶An old macdonald had a farm🎶 🎶E i E i O🎶 🎶And in his farm he had some pig🎶 🎶E-i-E-i-o🎶 🎶With an oink,oink here and an oink, oink there🎶

Insert sarcasm. I looked at Eula and plastered an evil grin on my face. She widened her eyes at me, looking stressed as ever. "I said, my name is Florence Mil," I said and flashed an innocent smile. "Oh, your office looks dull, by the way. It's plain and boring, the cabinets are not even well organized, and the colors... tsk, tsk, tsk... whoever designed this office has a bad taste." I shook my head and pretend to be disgusted.

I said and she rolled her eyes slapping my knee. "I'm fucking with you," I said chuckling "Read from the first paragraph," . . . . . . . . Thanks for reading ❤️‼️

They really were amused by my words. “Are you stupid?” One of them said between laughs, shaking his head as though I had just told the most absurd joke imaginable, “Do you even understand what you are saying? We were hoping you would defend yourself by saying something normal, but this is the best you could come up with?”

“You weren’t supposed to read it. It was just for me.” “I know.” Her voice softens even more. “But I’m glad I did. Now I know how much you’ve really been holding in.” I peek at her between my fingers. She looks serious but not pitying, and for some reason, that makes my throat tighten. “Some of that stuff was mean,” I mumble. “Some of it was funny,” Mara counters. “You called Clara a ‘discount perfume commercial with legs.’ I almost choked laughing.” I groan and throw a pillow at her. She catches it, grinning.

We will make you feel things no one else can. Bonnie sat there another minute, water cooling on her skin. Heart hammering. Then she started laughing—real, shaky, a little crazy. “This is the weirdest fucking day of my life. I got parasite-fucked at the bottom of the ocean and now my coochie has a cult in it. Great. Just great.” The Honeyswarm laughed with her—soft, overlapping, delighted. We like your humor. Now check the computer. We already searched for answers.