Funny Paragraphs To Read Romane & Geschichten

And oddly entertaining. But it was a good distraction reading his texts – a stupid, oddly timed, mildly amusing distraction in a world where everything else felt like it was rotting around me – because they made me laugh, even though his texts weren't the kind that made a girl's heart flutter or brought heat to her cheeks. More like that dry, unimpressed laugh you let slip when someone's trying too hard and failing spectacularly. Jaden: > "Okay, I might've been a bit of an ass. Maybe just a teaspoon. Definitely not a cup."

I struggled to catch my breath between fits of laughter, my body shaking with emotion. "What's funny," "You," I managed to gasp between giggles, feeling a surge of confidence "You never learn, Lilith. You are so cute." My words were laced with amusement, despite the gravity of the situation.

"I knew right then she wasn't cut out for the big leagues." That was a recital when I was eight years old. It was my first time facing such a large audience, and I did get stage fright. But Rhys was the first one to rush onto the stage to comfort me back then. He told me, "Maeve, you played wonderfully. Those people just don't understand music." Now he was using it to humiliate me. Laughter echoed through the room, and my cheeks burned. He was mocking me in public, turning my past humiliation into a punchline.

SCARLETT'S POV. I was completely right. The party was boring as hell, and from the looks of things we weren't even near done here. And then even worse, the annoying as fuck MC who thoughts his jokes were so funny but they were obviously not, had been wasting so much time on the third segment of the programme which was jokes and riddles, that I almost threw my shoe at him. If I heard one more uncle joke coming from his mouth, I could just do it right there, damning all the consequences.

Tacky socks in a brown paper bag and I am giving them to the Mafia billionaire as a thank you for a sarcastic gift—just perfect. I have no idea why this is making me crease up so much, or even why it’s as funny as it is, but I just can’t stop, even when Jackson hands me my greasy dog and I tuck my bag under my arm. I hit the extreme snorting giggles and almost choke on the first bite I ram in my mouth to stop it. Coughing manically as I inhale cooked sausage and dry roll and almost die from it. ‘You know … You’re what he needs, Miss Camilla. Lighten him up sometimes and put a little fun back in his life.’

I muttered. Sheila and James’s mother didn’t notice. They were still laughing as James’s mom kept talking about back in the day. I opened it casually and immediately the smile on my face fell. My eyes scanned the words over and over and over again. For a second nothing of what I was seeing was making any sense. Then I started laughing. The laugh started small at first then it became louder. Sheila and James’s mom looked at me confused. “What’s funny?” Sheila asked.

She’s such a joy killer! A real party pooper, that’s what she is. Anyways, the guys opened the file sent to them at the same time, and they raised their heads to stare at me strangely before bursting into a fit of laughter. They laughed so hysterically and almost fell off their seats while laughing. It seemed a bit strange, and I got curious about what was making them laugh, so I grabbed Ethan’s phone and opened the file that was making them laugh like clowns.

Gabby left and came back a while later with a big book titled, 'THE LEGENDS OF BIGFOOT" Huh? Bigfoot?! She rose her head and opened her mouth to say something but caught Gabby looking from her face to the book in quick successions. She was trying to tell her something. Bigfoot wasn't actually Bigfoot? Maybe this was another book that might help her. She discreetly nodded and Gabby smiled. "I'm sorry this library couldn't help much but I hope you really enjoy this one. Page 138 has a very funny paragraph, check it out." Eleanor nodded. "Sure, thanks."

“Emma, come here.” “But, I need to….” She tried to pull away from me. I knew she wanted to set her books down, and I knew she hated that I was touching her, but I needed my friends fixed, both of them, and there was only one person who could do that. He was telling a story as we approached, and I didn’t want to interrupt, but I also couldn’t wait too long either. “And then, wouldn’t you know it, but that bear totally left my lunchbox alone and ate every last crumb of my brother’s sandwich!” The kids standing around Mr. Horton’s desk laughed as if that was the funniest thing they’d ever heard in their lives. “And that’s why you don’t always have to be fast—you just have to be faster than the

"Yeah.. shit I'm sorry.. here's a paper that tells you what you should do." I looked at the paper and started reading it. But then Shit.... I furrowed my brows, "this paper literally says "what you should do... "" "I know..." I smiled, "ahh.. I get the joke.." She nodded a bit, "yep.. that was the joke." This was awkward as fuck! If it was four years ago this would have been funny as fuck.. but now this shit was just awkward. I laughed a bit, "umh yeah it's funny.."